The God of Tetris is a Bastard

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I’ve never been particularly good at Tetris – once you get to the levels where tetrominos are falling like rain, there’s disconnect in my brain between my primary visual cortex and the part of my brain responsible for dexterity. I’ve always been convinced the game – instead of being random – was controlled by some sort of ethereal being whose sole purpose was to annoy me.

Now, thanks to College humour I finally have something – or someone to focus my anger and frustration on. Behold the God of Tetris, who is a complete and utter dick.

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Last Updated: December 8, 2009

Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

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