Stand back folks! We’ve got a hot weekly wrap coming through! It’s a nasty little bugger, a class 5 repeater that will slime you if you get close to it. Now I’m afraid that it’s going to cost you extra, for trapping this feature. Let’s talk numbers.
Best Story
Popular games should not have to suffer from toxic audiences. And League Of Legends knows all about that, with the game regularly hosting forums filled with people who are curious about the state of your mom’s genitals. Finally though, LoL has decided to do something about that, calling forth the thunder and wielding the mighty ban-hammer against the unworthy. And it’s about damn time.
Worst Story
Say it ain’t so X-bro! The original Xbox console was nothing more than imported dream for the rich in the 2000s, but thanks to a dedicated team being assembled for the successor device, the Xbox 360 grew as a brand here in South Africa. With an Xbox One launching in September, all hands will indeed be needed on deck. And hopefully, our local guys and gals will still be around, now that the EMEA side of Xbox is facing some massive staff cuts.
Best ION Header
I think our cosplay header was pure win this week, as Crystal Graziano knocked the ball out of the park with the best Poison outfit seen this side of a barbed whip.
Most Comments
And with a 104 comments on the PC and console gaming market, Geoff takes most comments this week, without needing to rely on a clickbait headline, stating only the facts! Shocking! Amazing! Re-affirming faith in humanity! Top ten!
Least Comments
Looks like our dear Nabeshin, or Matty, got the least comments this week on not one, but two stories. Two comments each on something about an Indie Piñata Sale and some early access for Darkwood. Matty has of course been fired for failing us. Out of a cannon.
Batman Of The Week
Much like an Unreal Tournament killstreak, Geoff is unstoppable right now in his quest to be Batman. What makes this award even more delicious for him however, is that this is the closest that Al has ever come to being Batman of the week. And you know how this site cannot operate without some form of misery.
Header Image Of The Week
Let’s be honest here, Hearthstone would be even more awesome if you could use a Lazygamer deck. The only problem however, is that the deck would be dripping in various mucous fluids, easily distracted by shiny objects and prone to cocking up. We’d like to think that such a deck would still be popular however. And because my colleagues have encouraged me to milk the win until that teat is dry and withered like my love life, and throwing the ghost header image in as well. 
One day, I’ll channel Patrick Swayze to help me with some pottery. One day.
Comment Of The Week
You don’t need pants for a victory dance, because iAmWeasel has the best zinger this week, regarding Xbox sales:
Ooooh I get it… they called it Xbox One as a sales prediction?
Sorry Baboon, but this week Weasel am master of own density.
Last Updated: July 25, 2014
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
July 25, 2014 at 12:38
And here is something special for all the other Afrikaans guys with sense of humour of a 10 year old
Hammersteyn
July 25, 2014 at 12:41
How did you happen upon this video? Ive also lost mine if anyone’s found it O_o
Lord Chaos
July 25, 2014 at 12:55
Nope, not over here.
Viking Of Science
July 25, 2014 at 12:53
I See your Onze and Raise you a HOPLA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acGav8Czij0
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
July 25, 2014 at 12:54
The place I found this catching song was right next Hopla.
Coincidence or are we hanging at the same place?
Viking Of Science
July 25, 2014 at 12:55
Or maybe I’ve got Spyware on your PC… zOMG Haxor!
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
July 25, 2014 at 12:57
Nah, you would have been committed to a mental institution by now if you had access to my PC.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
July 25, 2014 at 12:38
GG Weasel hehehe.
PS: You forgot to ad in “many spelling mistakes on the cards” for the Lazygamer Hearthstone deck
Lord Chaos
July 25, 2014 at 12:41
And “might lose zeros”.
Kensei Seraph
July 25, 2014 at 12:41
Don’t you start with 1 zero in your health?
Lord Chaos
July 25, 2014 at 12:42
You lose it when using this deck.
Kensei Seraph
July 25, 2014 at 12:43
Then what about if you raise the attack or defence above 9?
Lord Chaos
July 25, 2014 at 12:43
We’ll have to consult with Geoff on that one.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
July 25, 2014 at 12:52
“Whenever the Geoff card is placed all zeros fall away”
Kensei Seraph
July 25, 2014 at 12:53
But what happens if someone gets their health reduced to zero?
Lord Chaos
July 25, 2014 at 12:55
The earth gets swallowed by a supper-massive black hole and no one can blame the large hadron collider. So basically you always win or everyone loses.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
July 25, 2014 at 12:56
lol. “Whenever Geoff is played your opponent has to divide his/her life points by zero
http://images.onesite.com/community.beliefnet.com/user/wmdkitty/kittehs/large/26f662fbbade47223ecfce3ba0be89ae.jpg?v=269400
Viking Of Science
July 25, 2014 at 12:56
“Supper Massive Black Hole” Wasn’t that Galactus in that Fantastic Four Sequel? 😛
Admiral Chief Saxon
July 25, 2014 at 12:57
Supper? Now I’m hungry…
Lord Chaos
July 25, 2014 at 12:57
It’s Friday
ToshZA
July 25, 2014 at 12:41
*add
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
July 25, 2014 at 12:52
DOH
Rince&pop
July 25, 2014 at 12:41
Must have been shuffled by Geoff…
Alex Hicks
July 25, 2014 at 12:45
“You forgot to ‘ad’ in”? As in “advertise in”? Or did you just make a spelling mistake whilst criticising spelling mistakes?
Admiral Chief Saxon
July 25, 2014 at 12:48
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rince&pop
July 25, 2014 at 12:50
Inceptbaysplosion!
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
July 25, 2014 at 12:55
*inceptspellosion
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
July 25, 2014 at 12:54
I made a spelling mistake while criticizing spelling mistakes. The irony is not lost on me.
Also I will not be correcting it as it’s just too darn funny
ToshZA
July 25, 2014 at 12:56
Besides, someone like Umar’s probably already got a screenshot in case you do.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
July 25, 2014 at 12:57
Indeed. Resistance is futile and all that
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
July 25, 2014 at 12:39
Thumbs up for Weasel, always fun see a xboner comment for comment of the week.
Hammersteyn
July 25, 2014 at 12:40
Nice one Weasel, was very funny that. Geoff is Batman!
http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Dammit+Bruce.+OC+as+always.+As+in+I+made+this_47d84b_4071127.gif
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July 25, 2014 at 14:48
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Rince&pop
July 25, 2014 at 12:41
FIXED! FIIIIXED! We all know the comment of the week award should rightly go to Trevor!
Kensei Seraph
July 25, 2014 at 12:42
He was getting a bit… over-confident.
Rince&pop
July 25, 2014 at 12:43
BIT? He’s not a first gen console man, use teraflops, seems more appropriate 😉
ToshZA
July 25, 2014 at 12:45
Trev on a bad day…
http://movienomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/228-55f8fe75.jpg
Rince&pop
July 25, 2014 at 12:49
lol
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 25, 2014 at 12:55
That’s every day.
ToshZA
July 25, 2014 at 12:56
My point. 😀
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 25, 2014 at 12:49
Did I say something funny? :/
Rince&pop
July 25, 2014 at 12:50
Apparently not 🙁
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 25, 2014 at 12:52
Admiral Chief Saxon
July 25, 2014 at 12:48
Ok, so Martha doing SO badly in the article section, SURELY (s)he should be PUNISHED!
CAE9872
July 25, 2014 at 12:49
*hands over the whip* There you go – spaar my die vieslike details.
Unavengedavo
July 25, 2014 at 14:03
Wait, why did you have a whip to begin with?
CAE9872
July 25, 2014 at 14:14
errrrrr….ummmmm….
Rince&pop
July 25, 2014 at 12:49
Agreed… #interntestskardashiangame
CAE9872
July 25, 2014 at 12:50
That probably isn’t a punishment for dear Martha though.
Hammersteyn
July 25, 2014 at 12:50
Explains the gabbage omission from The good, the bad and the ugly
Admiral Chief Saxon
July 25, 2014 at 12:56
“gabbage” ?
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
July 25, 2014 at 12:58
garbage + cabbage = gabbage
Hammersteyn
July 25, 2014 at 13:03
sleep, need sleep zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Viking Of Science
July 25, 2014 at 12:51
It Would help if Martha Didn’t post stories at night, when we’re all at home, not procrastinating and stuff…
Kensei Seraph
July 25, 2014 at 12:52
That would explain a lot.
Rince&pop
July 25, 2014 at 12:52
ya, like fuck man. Doesn’t she know the only reason we comment so damn much is to ignore the piling emails from our managers?
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
July 25, 2014 at 13:45
I think one more week so bad and Martha has to be the ION for one day
CAE9872
July 25, 2014 at 12:48
GG Weasel
Weanerdog
July 25, 2014 at 13:39
Weasels comment was pure win, comment of the week from the moment I saw it.
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July 25, 2014 at 13:40
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Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 09:10
They’re allowing modding? That means pools soon enough.
Bananarama
August 5, 2014 at 18:17
Yeahhhh, no. Pools are an extremely fleshed out feature that requires A LOT of coding and animation work. Modeling the pools, having them interact correctly with terrain and other objects, swimming animations, etc.) I’m at least certain a mod will not be able to accomplish this.
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
August 5, 2014 at 09:16
So… EA is trying hard to be Good Guy EA again? Now I’m really suspicious. Last time they were Good guy EA they followed it up by pulling the wool over our eyes with nearly a half decade of greed and shadiness… :/
Anon A Mouse
August 5, 2014 at 09:52
Have you read the Ultima post? EA can never be Good Guy EA, even if they fire all the gingers and get a care bear soul.
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
August 5, 2014 at 10:13
EA always approximates towards evil… :/
Rags
August 5, 2014 at 09:21
I shall support any ‘no hipsters’ mod.
Kensei Seraph
August 5, 2014 at 09:29
Mod predictions:
Nude mod
Pony mod
Nyan cat mod
Another nude mod
Gore mod
Minecraft mod
Starwars mod
Some more nude mods
Medieval ages mod
Feudal Japan mod (Ninjas and samurai)
Gundam mod
Anime mod
Greene2010
August 31, 2014 at 13:05
We are talking about the Sims here, not Skyrim.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
August 5, 2014 at 09:38
Mod predictions:
Nude mod
Pool mod
Zombie mod
ZombieDogma
August 5, 2014 at 10:01
I remember making clothing and such in The Sims 1. Hasn’t this always been a feature? (Granted, I haven’t played it since then)
Shukzabelle
August 6, 2014 at 09:15
Yea my sims 3 game is currently filled with mods so I’m not sure what the big deal is…I guess maybe the fact that they will feature mods on their site and there will be in game mod options…maybe?
thesky4eva
August 9, 2014 at 19:33
I hope something like (Nraas’) MasterController mod or StoryProgression could be made. It’s a bit depressing to think that the base game won’t hv SP in it. I don’t want to have to bounce back and forth to make babies for the next gen. just to continue my sims story/live in a ghost town.