Right Geoff, as soon as everyone enters, pull that lever, trap the readers and we’ll sell their organs to dodgy East-European mafia goons for a massive profit and dammit how long have you guys been standing there?
Best Story
I wish that I could have played Titanfall. Despite it being available on PC through various channels, I’d prefer console for it. And it looks like the Xbox 360 version of the game might be the definitive one out there, with various reviews praising it.
Worst Story
There was going to be a Star Wars game, starring the Sith assassin Darth Maul. Was. What looked like a promising adventure to make up for the catastrophe that was The Force Unleashed 2 got canned quicker than Boba Fett falling into a Sarlacc pit. That, and the ideas that George Lucas wanted thrown into the game clearly show that the man has gone off the deep end.
Best ION Header
I put it to you m’lud that Lada “ Really NSFW” Petritisco is our ION lady of the week.
Most Comments
Stephen finally cracks the illustrious Most Comments Club, with a review for FTL: Advanced Edition that racked up 141 opinions. In other news, the skies shall rain blood as the first sign of the apocalypse has come to fruition.
Least Comments
And I get the short end of the stick, because apparently patriotic action figures don’t get much heat, and even fewer comments. Not enough bald eagles and fireworks, I reckon were my downfall with this post.
Batman Of The Week
I give zero craps though, because I’m your Batman of the week. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go punch muggers disguised as old ladies who are walking with enough packets to stop a jumbo jet from overraking them. The bastards.
Header Image Of The Week
I have to write this blindfolfded,so forgive for me for anyt tupes as I automaticaly punch my scerenn whenwer I see the Parlatones pip up on oit.
Comment Of The Week
Alien Emperor Trevor wins Comment Of The Week, for making me giggle at the expense of Erwinning:
Last Updated: April 11, 2014
Norm the Horrible
April 11, 2014 at 12:38
Congrats all!
P.S. Talking about patriotic action figures….
Unavengedavo
April 11, 2014 at 13:01
Puerto Rico is technically part of the United States
Rince Striving Abomination
April 11, 2014 at 13:03
DING LV UP +1
Ottokie
April 11, 2014 at 12:49
And what a week it has been… FTL is hard but fun will be spending more time on there with a beer in hand, ION header is pure win this week!, gratz Trevor on comment of the week and gratz to this weeks batman!
Kensei Seraph
April 11, 2014 at 12:51
Of those 141 comments how many of them are from the Admiral?
HvR
April 11, 2014 at 12:56
103, mostly typed during his gamegasm
Ottokie
April 11, 2014 at 12:58
49 to be exact 😛
Rince Striving Abomination
April 11, 2014 at 13:01
Indeed 😉
Her Highness the Hipster
April 11, 2014 at 12:58
Yes! at last! i win header of the week
Rince Striving Abomination
April 11, 2014 at 12:59
AND you get to burn Darryn’s eyes!
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 11, 2014 at 13:27
That’s the Parlotones, not the Red Hot Chili Peppers. 😉
Jedi JJ
April 11, 2014 at 14:11
You had articles on this week? 😉
Rince Striving Abomination
April 11, 2014 at 13:00
Nice one Trev, just one behind OVG now… Who has been remarkably absent this whole week…
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 11, 2014 at 13:10
He’s noticed! Hide the shovels, clean up the blood!
Meanwhile tomorrow at lunch… “Hey Nick, did you hear what happened to Trevor yesterday?” “No, what?” *snigger*
Rince Striving Abomination
April 11, 2014 at 13:16
So you’ve seen him about? By the way, how are your peri-peri livers? http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IcAS8w1h9tg/UjSMhYa0LII/AAAAAAAAHLQ/OyUW4TH6KnU/s400/hanni.gif
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 11, 2014 at 13:21
Firstly I only have one liver, and secondly it’s marinaded in a mix of white & brown spirits, not peri-peri.
Rince Striving Abomination
April 11, 2014 at 13:22
Really? Must be on a different menu in Barristers…
Rince Striving Abomination
April 11, 2014 at 13:23
And PS He’s been off with flu all week. Probably won’t make tomorrow.
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 11, 2014 at 13:29
Kids today. When I was his age we had to work when we were dead, and when we recovered we wouldn’t get paid for the time we did, because we were dead.
Rince Striving Abomination
April 11, 2014 at 13:29
Ha!
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 11, 2014 at 13:14
YAY! I win! This actually cheers me up quite a bit at the end of a rather crappy week.
Thanks to Erwinning for er… winning & giving me the opportunity 😉
Jedi JJ
April 11, 2014 at 14:12
I think the Admiral and I need awards for making up 90% of the FTL comments.