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~Welcome to the weeeeekly wrap, it’s going to be a good show. WELCOME TO THE WEEEEEKLY WRAP, IT’S FILLED WITH HACKS!~ I really need to stop listening to David Bowie albums.

Best Story

Because seeing Nick come back to writing is rarer than proof that I’ve spoken to ladies, I’m giving his in-depth Forza 5 article several thumbs, toes and nipples up this week.

Worst Story

When it comes to humanity, I personally believe that there is nothing we cannot do. Particularly when whips and slave labour are involved. While Foxconn may not be whipping their workers to make those Playstation 4 consoles, it certainly does sting to hear tales of Chinese students being forced to assemble them or risk losing their university career.

Best ION Header

Amy-Green

And people say that I’m prejudiced against blondes. Rubbish I say! Especially when Amy Green is an ION header!

Most Comments

Well jeez Gavin, I wonder if an article comparing the Xbox One to the Playstation 4 would have any traction. I WONDER IF THOSE 338 COMMENTS HELPED.

Least Comments

I honestly could not be bothered about League of Legends. A feeling that most of you seem to agree with, as Zoe’s article on the top teams netted only two comments for the entire week.

Batman Of The Week

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Right now, Gavin and I are going neck and neck for Batman of the week. At the moment, he’s ahead with a mere .01% lead. Update: He beat me. BARELY. Vengeance shall be mine.

Header Image Of The Week

GoodMoaning

I cannot believe that only one person got Geoff’s header image. Clearly, we need to organise an ‘Allo ‘Allo marathon or two.

Comment Of The Week

Well done Sir Rants-a-lot-Lew. You’re my favourite chuckle-monkey this week for this little gem:

Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

Hehe… Geoff’s tottie is so long, when he lays it on the keyboard it goes from A to Z 😛

Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim Staff 
It’s because I’m asian, innit? Racist.

Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew  Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
No. You are A-Zian

Last Updated: October 11, 2013

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39 Comments

  1. MR A-Z!!!!

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    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      October 11, 2013 at 12:48

      Aunty A-Z 😀

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      • Downloadable content John

        October 11, 2013 at 12:49

        Oh look guys. It’s Fox, uh, I mean Jim.

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        • NecroRince

          October 11, 2013 at 13:34

          BOOM! hahahaha

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  2. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    October 11, 2013 at 12:35

    Also, that header of Deadpool and vegetarians, so much LULZ!!!

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    • Downloadable content John

      October 11, 2013 at 12:45

      My favourite Deadpool of all time is where he beat a guy to death who said the Star Wars Prequels were better than the original series.

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  3. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    October 11, 2013 at 12:36

    Also, ‘allo ‘allo FTW

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  4. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    October 11, 2013 at 12:36

    ahhh, nap time

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  5. Gavin Mannion

    October 11, 2013 at 12:39

    DOMINATED by 0.3%

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    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 11, 2013 at 12:41

      Whenever you need some extra comments, just put up an article about Arabs…I tend to cause alot of mayhem in those…

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  6. That Happy Twit

    October 11, 2013 at 12:40

    Sir Rants-a-lot-Lew, I salute you.

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  7. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    October 11, 2013 at 12:40

    Hehe. Mr A-Z 🙂 It’s a pleasure 🙂

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      October 11, 2013 at 12:44

      I lol’d, then decided I shouldn’t tell people why.

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      • NecroRince

        October 11, 2013 at 13:34

        Carrot!

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          October 11, 2013 at 13:42

          NOOOOOOOOOOO you bastard!

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    • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

      October 11, 2013 at 13:05

      I line em up, you knock em down 😛

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      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        October 11, 2013 at 15:00

        That’s how we roll 🙂

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    • Hammersteyn

      October 14, 2013 at 07:52

      Geoffry’s school photo?

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  8. Downloadable content John

    October 11, 2013 at 12:44

    Yes, great comment of the week

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  9. Lardus-Resident Perve

    October 11, 2013 at 12:45

    Ek wil nog steeds stoute dinge saam daai oulike ION doen!!! EPIC EPIC comment of the week there! Well deserved. Perhaps comment of the year?

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      October 11, 2013 at 12:46

      Of the year? Woah, thanx man 🙂

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      • Downloadable content John

        October 11, 2013 at 12:47

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        • Downloadable content John

          October 11, 2013 at 12:47

          The year is not over yet. Let us underlings still have a go at it…

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          • Lardus-Resident Perve

            October 11, 2013 at 12:49

            You may have a go, but you will need to come up with something triple EPIC, and I cannot see that happening. I myself am reserved to not competing against this with my ION-perve comments.

          • Downloadable content John

            October 11, 2013 at 12:51

            Are you saying that I am not creative enough? How dare you!!?!?!?!?!?!

            Okay. It’s possible that I lack a certain finesse of commentary.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 12:52

            What is brown and sticky?

          • That Happy Twit

            October 11, 2013 at 12:52

            Sticky toffee pudding?

          • Downloadable content John

            October 11, 2013 at 12:53

            Snickers!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 12:53

            A STICK! YOU GOT OWNED BITCH!!

          • Lardus-Resident Perve

            October 11, 2013 at 12:54

            Same here man, same here. I am even running out of things to say about the IONs without exposing just how much of a perve I really am! I have to keep it mellow because work people read this hehe

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 12:55

            Let it out, do not be afraid!

          • Lardus-Resident Perve

            October 11, 2013 at 13:06

            But I need to keep my job to finance the lifestyle! Exotic dancers cost money! And perve-club fees, Warhammer 40K, Gun-clubs. No, better to draw a line in the cleavage!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 12:49

            There is a comment of the year!?!?

          • Downloadable content John

            October 11, 2013 at 12:50

            Fine print says: No Tanya’s allowed, no exceptions.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 12:51

            I am Tim so that is no problem!

          • Downloadable content John

            October 11, 2013 at 12:53

            Yes yes, and Banana Jim is just Jim.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 12:54

            No he is Fox…… moving on..

  10. Vampyre Squirrel

    October 11, 2013 at 13:07

    Oh Geoff, you made a spelling mistake in your comeback. It’s Lacist, not Racist!

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  11. NecroRince

    October 11, 2013 at 13:33

    A-Zian! WIN!

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