I have a confession to make, one that none of you will believe, I GUARANTEE IT! You know that MOBA I love so dearly, the one I’ve poured literally thousands of hours into? Yeah, I haven’t played it for 17 days now. I’m being deadly serious! Poor Dota 2… I’m sure it misses me, but I must resist!
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Finally, the PlayStation 4 is getting a price cut. It’s a darn shame the Rand is pretty much in shambles at the moment, leading many to wonder if we will even get to see a noticeable discount in Sony’s hardware.
Yes, I know I never shut up about Metal Gear Solid V. You’re dying to play it too, aren’t you? Find out what all the fuss is about, and enter our competition where you could win a Collector’s Edition of the game!
Lastly, our Super Lazygamer Rocket League Championship is live! There’s no point in participating really, we all know who the winner is going to be. NOT YOU OF COURSE!
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Finally, the PlayStation 4 is getting a price cut. It’s a darn shame the Rand is pretty much in shambles at the moment, leading many to wonder if we will even get to see a noticeable discount in Sony’s hardware. Yes, I wrote that out twice on purpose. The fact that out currency sucks makes this story more sad than happy. SCIENCE!
In other horrible news, Dead Island: Epidemic is shutting down. I really hate seeing this sort of thing happen!
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Every gamer needs a device capable of keeping their liquids frosty cool. What is this though, a fridge for ants?
Also, it seems that Nintendo users searching for Pokemon porn. I can’t even!
In other random news, the new Five Nights at Freddy’s is supposedly a RPG. That’s right, the creator insists that there is no horror to be found in the next instalment of the animatronic franchise. I don’t believe him, not one bit.
ION of the Week
Geoff’s rant about cheese on Tuesday was certainly tempting, but who am I to say no to Mandalorian Monday? You win Darryn!
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Woah… The BEST Command and Conquer game is now free on Origin? That got you all talking. That article tallied in a respectable 90 comments!
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Hey, there’s a new League of Legends champion coming. Hooray! Too bad nobody seems to care…
Batman of the Week
Darryn is on a Batman winning streak at the moment, meaning he has become a ruthless snob who refuses to hug anybody. Well now, Bane Geoff will not have any of that tomfoolery!
Cabbage of the Week
Some people like to drink beer for breakfast. Others? Well, they prefer eating fresh cabbage. That was Alessandro this week… for a change. BRB laughing at him forever!
Best Header of the Week
An infusion guide for Destiny: The Taken King? If this casual header put together by Darryn doesn’t have you interested, than nothing will!
Let’s not forget Geoff’s masterpiece for the article about Mighty No 9’s “Special Demo” being delayed.
Worst Header of the Week
I only pull out this award for special occasions, and hot damn, do I deserve it! Look at Gaben’s angry face as he reanimates Counter-Strike. SUCH PHOTOSHOP!
Comment of the Week
My article titled ‘YouPorn swell their eSports department with another Dota 2 team’ was innocent dammit! Some of you, particularly Raptor Rants and HairyEwok, really have a gutters brains. Still, it made me giggle that so many unintentional sexual innuendos were picked out by you two. You both win comment of the week awards!
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That age old debate… which console is best? It’s PC obviously, or is it?
I really hate it when my Earth Spirit is a potato, but when the enemy picks him, he is literally the best hero in existence!
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Last Updated: September 18, 2015
Grand Admiral Chief
September 18, 2015 at 12:32
MOAR PORRA FNAF VIDEOS!
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 18, 2015 at 12:38
You haven’t played for 17 days? Poor DOTA must be starving! huehuehue
HairyEwok
September 18, 2015 at 12:47
Wait what! Raptor and I actually won something!
https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/arvind-mahankali-celebration.gif?w=640&h=322
Grand Admiral Chief
September 18, 2015 at 12:49
Only valid at 7 o clock
VampyreSquirrel
September 18, 2015 at 12:59
On the 7th of the 7th… 7777.
Lardus-For the Emperor!
September 18, 2015 at 12:48
Fiji by 5
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 18, 2015 at 12:51
Round 2 of Rocket League is all I care about this weekend… rugby can get in the sea xD
On a side note, D your team better make it to round 3 !
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 18, 2015 at 12:52
You played your first games?
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 18, 2015 at 12:53
Well most of us 😛
http://challonge.com/lazygamer
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 18, 2015 at 12:54
Aw jis! Ek het mos gese hulle’s SAG!
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 18, 2015 at 12:55
xD
VampyreSquirrel
September 18, 2015 at 13:00
It’s like they weren’t even trying…
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 18, 2015 at 13:02
Those who can game, game. Those who can’t, game journalizmz! *run*
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 18, 2015 at 13:02
Those who can game, game. Those who can’t, game journalizmz! *run*
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 18, 2015 at 13:10
run faster xD
RinceThis
September 18, 2015 at 14:07
Or DOTA? 0_O
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 18, 2015 at 14:24
You go too far.
RinceThis
September 18, 2015 at 15:12
🙁
VampyreSquirrel
September 18, 2015 at 12:56
Matt, you’re a dirty liar! You’ve played 4.1 hours of DOTA2 in the last 2 weeks.
Geoffrey Tim
September 18, 2015 at 13:08
He’s spent 4.1 hours updating dota in the last two weeks.
Grand Admiral Chief
September 18, 2015 at 13:09
HAHAHA
VampyreSquirrel
September 18, 2015 at 13:20
That’s possible… but his line must be slow as hell if Guild was able to “play” for 2.8 hours 😛
hairyknees
September 18, 2015 at 13:18
That was to help make that Earth Spirit video above 🙂 I haven’t played a legit game for two weeks!
VampyreSquirrel
September 18, 2015 at 13:24
Likely story…
Deceased
September 18, 2015 at 13:09
As someone who enjoys playing Earth Spirit, I loved that video man XD
( The pull into the kitty arrow – I’ve done that :O )
kiekers
September 18, 2015 at 13:09
Why does Goten’s socks read golf wang :O Engrish please
SargonTheRebornBatpanda
September 18, 2015 at 13:34
You see. The way you structured that sentence I literally thought we were watching YOUR potato Earth Spirit. But upon closer inspection I noticed that you are playing the SF. Against Bots.
SIR! DID YOU ORCHESTRATE THIS ENTIRE VIDEO FOR OUR VIEWING PLEASURE?!
If so, bravo. T’was still funny. 🙂
Pariah
September 18, 2015 at 14:26
Wasn’t against bots. You really need to see an eye (or brain) doctor man. Like, go book the appointment. Now.
If it’s an eye doctor, ask someone to read this for you so you don’t get it wrong.
hairyknees
September 24, 2015 at 22:40
Why yes, the fails were orchestrated 😛 but not unlike the shit that happens in actual games!
RinceThis
September 18, 2015 at 14:08
Thank goodness this week is coming to an end! It’s been way to frigging long!
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September 20, 2015 at 14:03
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