I have a confession to make, one that none of you will believe, I GUARANTEE IT! You know that MOBA I love so dearly, the one I’ve poured literally thousands of hours into? Yeah, I haven’t played it for 17 days now. I’m being deadly serious! Poor Dota 2… I’m sure it misses me, but I must resist!
Finally, the PlayStation 4 is getting a price cut. It’s a darn shame the Rand is pretty much in shambles at the moment, leading many to wonder if we will even get to see a noticeable discount in Sony’s hardware.
Yes, I know I never shut up about Metal Gear Solid V. You’re dying to play it too, aren’t you? Find out what all the fuss is about, and enter our competition where you could win a Collector’s Edition of the game!
Lastly, our Super Lazygamer Rocket League Championship is live! There’s no point in participating really, we all know who the winner is going to be. NOT YOU OF COURSE!
Finally, the PlayStation 4 is getting a price cut. It’s a darn shame the Rand is pretty much in shambles at the moment, leading many to wonder if we will even get to see a noticeable discount in Sony’s hardware. Yes, I wrote that out twice on purpose. The fact that out currency sucks makes this story more sad than happy. SCIENCE!
In other horrible news, Dead Island: Epidemic is shutting down. I really hate seeing this sort of thing happen!
Every gamer needs a device capable of keeping their liquids frosty cool. What is this though, a fridge for ants?
Also, it seems that Nintendo users searching for Pokemon porn. I can’t even!
In other random news, the new Five Nights at Freddy’s is supposedly a RPG. That’s right, the creator insists that there is no horror to be found in the next instalment of the animatronic franchise. I don’t believe him, not one bit.
ION of the Week
Woah… The BEST Command and Conquer game is now free on Origin? That got you all talking. That article tallied in a respectable 90 comments!
Hey, there’s a new League of Legends champion coming. Hooray! Too bad nobody seems to care…
Batman of the Week
Darryn is on a Batman winning streak at the moment, meaning he has become a ruthless snob who refuses to hug anybody. Well now, Bane Geoff will not have any of that tomfoolery!
Cabbage of the Week
Some people like to drink beer for breakfast. Others? Well, they prefer eating fresh cabbage. That was Alessandro this week… for a change. BRB laughing at him forever!
Best Header of the Week
An infusion guide for Destiny: The Taken King? If this casual header put together by Darryn doesn’t have you interested, than nothing will!
Let’s not forget Geoff’s masterpiece for the article about Mighty No 9’s “Special Demo” being delayed.
Worst Header of the Week
I only pull out this award for special occasions, and hot damn, do I deserve it! Look at Gaben’s angry face as he reanimates Counter-Strike. SUCH PHOTOSHOP!
Comment of the Week
My article titled ‘YouPorn swell their eSports department with another Dota 2 team’ was innocent dammit! Some of you, particularly Raptor Rants and HairyEwok, really have a gutters brains. Still, it made me giggle that so many unintentional sexual innuendos were picked out by you two. You both win comment of the week awards!
That age old debate… which console is best? It’s PC obviously, or is it?
I really hate it when my Earth Spirit is a potato, but when the enemy picks him, he is literally the best hero in existence!
Last Updated: September 18, 2015