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The great GTA conspiracy

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I’m not going to lie to you guys today. It’s a slow news day. The yanks have wheeled out war veterans to tell all the kids on Facebook that they’ll never be as great as them, and any work on video games right now is practically non-existent. Which left us with time to do some research. Research that led us to a shocking discovery. Tinfoil hats, ACTIVATE!

Take a look at the cover for recent Grand Theft Auto games, from the third core title onwards. Notice something eerily familiar? No, not the universal cover design. I’m talking about the helicopters. See for yourself. Here’s one in Grand Theft Auto 3:


And Vice City:


San Andreas:

GTA (1)

Liberty City and Vice City Stories:

GTA (2)


Grand Theft Auto 4:

GTA (4)

The expansion pack cover for Episodes from Liberty City:

GTA (5)

Hell, even the latest GTA game has submitted to the aviation conspiracy:

GTA (1)

Is Rockstar secretly in cahoots with helicopter manufacturers, as they further an agenda to make air-based travel via smaller and more manoeuvrable vehicles into a monopoly at the expense of airlines? And why did Chinatown Wars use a motorcycle instead of a chopper?

The answer to all that, is maybe. And also, jernalizms!

Last Updated: May 28, 2013


  1. I can’t remember which one but there was a GTA game where you couldn’t fly so maybe that 😛


    • HvR

      May 28, 2013 at 16:50

      GTA1 and GTA2


  2. AndriyP

    May 28, 2013 at 15:42

    You silly person, helicopters are just damn fun to fly

    X 2 the fun if they shoot rockets or miniguns


  3. Unavengedavo

    May 28, 2013 at 15:42

    Saw this on 9gag the other day:



  4. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    May 28, 2013 at 15:46



  5. Stix

    May 28, 2013 at 15:56

    I feel like I’ve been trolled.


    • mancera

      May 28, 2013 at 15:56

      and so you probably should


  6. Brady miaau

    May 28, 2013 at 16:06

    wow. slow news day indeed


  7. brad coetzee

    May 28, 2013 at 16:09

    the VTOL’s in Saints Row 3 kill all!


  8. Brett Gunter

    May 28, 2013 at 16:23

    You want a conspiract theory? Something just dawned on me about our dear friend Mr Molyneux’s Cube reward/prize/PR stunt/hoax/disappointment, Godus was Kickstarted right?

    So what would have been in the centre of the Cube if Godus wasn’t Kickstarted? Or was Godus always going to be funded somehow and Peter decided they needed to get some extra cash so that he can make his next disappointment his greatest yet? The mysteries……….


    • HvR

      May 28, 2013 at 17:32

      i think the money paid to open the cude was the Godus funding…..so Molywhathisface fakestarted everyone.


  9. Isaac Clarke

    May 28, 2013 at 20:32

    Here’s a conspiracy theory: What if NO!

    The end.


  10. Ebinski

    May 29, 2013 at 08:19

    Yes research on 9GAG by any chance?


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