Yes, thanks to Evopoints we’re giving away a copy of Titanfall to one lucky reader. That person, who’ll soon be stomping on heads in a giant digital mech, thanks to Evo and the magic of Random.org is…
A2 Cthulhu!
Your name was chosen out of the 250 or so valid entries as the victor. Here’s your key, redeemable in Origin.
D01L-00KL-1KE4-N1D1-072U
Don’t answer that. We’ll be sending your key to your Disqus-registered email address shortly, so you can get downloading that sucker. See you on the battlefield, soldier. Standby for lulz.
Titanfall is out now on PC and Xbox One except for places starting with an “S” and ending with “Outh Africa.” you can still pick up a digital copy from Evopoints.
Last Updated: March 14, 2014
Kensei Seraph
March 14, 2014 at 13:33
Congrats you lucky bastard.
Admiral Chief of comments
March 14, 2014 at 13:33
You know what’s hilarious? Kalahari actually emailed me and asked that I rate the product (Titanfall) that I ordered.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DUDE?
Kensei Seraph
March 14, 2014 at 13:35
Give it a 0 and state that the reason for the rating was Kalahari didn’t deliver the product you ordered.
Admiral Chief of comments
March 14, 2014 at 13:35
Here is the proof:
Mossel
March 14, 2014 at 13:38
Oh man. I also still need my refund. Any luck on your side?
Admiral Chief of comments
March 14, 2014 at 13:39
What do you think?
Mossel
March 14, 2014 at 13:41
That you got your money back and all is right in the world?
Ottokie
March 14, 2014 at 13:49
No refund here either and they are not replying anymore to emails.
RinceIsIngwer
March 14, 2014 at 13:52
Go onto Hello Peter and raise this case. They are listed there I believe. Has always worked for me.
Ottokie
March 14, 2014 at 14:07
True I usually cook Telkoms behind on Hello Peter, but im not to worried about kalahari, i will give them there 30 days to refund but after that all hell will break loose 😛
DrKiller
March 14, 2014 at 14:03
I got an email to say my funds “should” be reflecting (that was about a week ago) and then I got an email to say they gave me R75 credit on my account for the inconvience.. None of these happened.. I think I’ll call this guy and say some stuff about his mom.. maybe that works.
Mossel
March 14, 2014 at 15:28
I just phoned them and they said it takes 5-7 working days for the funds to show. So I’m gonna check again wednesday and see if anything has happened!
DrKiller
March 14, 2014 at 15:32
Yeah I’m not falling for this again… This is now over 14 days when the order was canceled… They didn’t even wait 14mins to take it out of my account, why must I wait over 14days for a refund?
Mike
March 14, 2014 at 13:35
I got another email.
“please tell us what you think of us”
Admiral Chief of comments
March 14, 2014 at 13:38
I got 3 of them, rated them TERRIBLE in every one!
HvR
March 14, 2014 at 14:34
Take it here wasn’t a Other or own description option.
RinceIsIngwer
March 14, 2014 at 13:44
They sort your money out yet?
DrKiller
March 14, 2014 at 14:01
LOL!!! Yeah Kalahari also emailed me to ask for feedback on their service, this is now after they canceled my order (and not refunding me)
HvR
March 14, 2014 at 14:37
Sorry Admiral but I can not resist.
Mike
March 14, 2014 at 13:33
Now how many people are going to try and use that key? It should start downloading Aliens Colonial Marines instead. That would be for the lulz
Nitek
March 14, 2014 at 13:48
Or Rambo
RinceIsIngwer
March 14, 2014 at 13:48
That would be troll 9000+
General JJ the Fett
March 14, 2014 at 13:34
I don’t know how I manage to not even land on each list
Mossel
March 14, 2014 at 13:37
Ive made the list once. Only once.
Anon A Mouse
March 14, 2014 at 14:31
Me too. But to be fair I did win then. 😉
Mossel
March 14, 2014 at 13:35
I saw MossySloth and nearly lost my shit.
Admiral Chief of comments
March 14, 2014 at 13:38
I’d like to see the users who entered comment more
General JJ the Fett
March 14, 2014 at 13:39
I spoke a lot of crap that day.
RinceIsIngwer
March 14, 2014 at 13:45
“That” day?
General JJ the Fett
March 14, 2014 at 14:03
Speaking of talking crap. Where’s Tim been?
DrKiller
March 14, 2014 at 14:06
You speak a lot of crap every day, not just that specific one 😛
General JJ the Fett
March 14, 2014 at 14:08
And who are you again? 😉
DrKiller
March 14, 2014 at 14:09
Ask your sister… oh no I didn’t 😛
General JJ the Fett
March 14, 2014 at 14:10
I thought that new kid of hers looked a bit strange.
DrKiller
March 14, 2014 at 14:11
Its the inside that counts, don’t judge from the outside 🙂
General JJ the Fett
March 14, 2014 at 14:13
Fair enough. It’s not who you are on the outside, but what your intestines look like that defines you?
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 14, 2014 at 13:42
Not me. Zero comments, because I don’t want it or any EA game. Willpower STRONG!
General JJ the Fett
March 14, 2014 at 13:43
I was going to gift mine. I’m right there with you on the EA thing.
RinceIsIngwer
March 14, 2014 at 13:49
Lol…
Alex Hicks
March 14, 2014 at 13:55
Hey, I comment every now and then. Don’t be like that …
I may not have 20k+ comments, but I have feelings you know.
RinceIsIngwer
March 14, 2014 at 13:55
lol Good to see you about 🙂
Alex Hicks
March 14, 2014 at 13:59
Yeah – last 2 weeks at work have been hectic. I have survived by reading headlines on my twitter feed … Oh well – at least they won’t fire me at the moment. That’s something I suppose.
General JJ the Fett
March 14, 2014 at 13:39
Haha. Nice key there
VampyreSquirrel
March 14, 2014 at 13:41
Congrats Cthulhu!
Wait, did I just say that? O.o
Congrats dude lol
RinceIsIngwer
March 14, 2014 at 13:46
Shame, all you got today was a virtual coffee 😛
VampyreSquirrel
March 14, 2014 at 14:26
And it’s the same cup every time… must be so cold by now 🙁
RinceIsIngwer
March 14, 2014 at 14:28
Haha! Was meant to be a nice gesture, took a whole minutes to take that, and send it via phone, even cost me money! Bugger all appreciation 🙁
VampyreSquirrel
March 14, 2014 at 14:34
I thanked you on facebook… and then my wife decided to give you hell 😛
RinceIsIngwer
March 14, 2014 at 14:36
Haha! Ya, well at least we all know who wears the pants in that relationship 😛
VampyreSquirrel
March 14, 2014 at 14:58
Both of us 😛
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
March 14, 2014 at 14:31
Not to mention it looks like it’s got milk. So probably sour too
VampyreSquirrel
March 14, 2014 at 14:33
Sour, Cold, AND 1400+km away *cries*
Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)
March 14, 2014 at 13:47
Yes, yes you do…
Yes I answered it, do you know why? Because..
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Fuck+the+police+like+never+before.+And+fuck+you+too_516cb5_3534521.jpg
RinceIsIngwer
March 14, 2014 at 13:47
0-O I… I… WOW…
Ottokie
March 14, 2014 at 13:52
The avo strikes again XD
VampyreSquirrel
March 14, 2014 at 14:37
Dude… I’m seriously happy you didn’t have a Tab or iPad with you when I met you…
RinceIsIngwer
March 14, 2014 at 14:38
BWAHAHAHAH!
Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)
March 14, 2014 at 14:41
I had my PC right in front of me and nothing dodgy happened O_o
VampyreSquirrel
March 14, 2014 at 14:59
Yeah… but you went towards that bookmark folder… and I automatically flinched
Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)
March 14, 2014 at 15:00
Admit it, you liked it… I could see it in your eyes 😉
HvR
March 14, 2014 at 14:40
LOL
Comin straight from the underground.
HvR
March 14, 2014 at 15:01
Horse is a Rage fan
Alex Hicks
March 14, 2014 at 13:51
EIGHTH! Dammit. Now to win I need to kill 7 people. Um, I mean, um, … Congrats to Cthulhu!
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
March 14, 2014 at 14:10
Wait… Cuthulu won? O sh*t. Death to all on the server!
General JJ the Fett
March 14, 2014 at 14:11
Can’t he just kill EA? That sure would be swell.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
March 14, 2014 at 14:12
He’s probably got EA by the balls already which is why they are so evil….
General JJ the Fett
March 14, 2014 at 14:12
I think I’m more baffled here by the fact that EA might have balls.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
March 14, 2014 at 14:27
I didn’t say very big ones did I? Just coz they have doesn’t make ’em big or strong or useful for that matter.
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 14, 2014 at 15:04
Of course they have balls. Who else says people like DLC, microtransactions & always-online?
Mark Treloar
March 14, 2014 at 14:17
Why blame EA? It’s Microsoft who don’t technically have Azure servers available locally for Titanfall. Blaming EA for not releasing the game due to possible performance issues is hardly fair.
General JJ the Fett
March 14, 2014 at 14:21
I’m not blaming them for Titanfall. (I probably should’ve been less ambiguous) I’m blaming them for all their other screwups.
Kensei Seraph
March 14, 2014 at 14:24
I think EA has proven that they don’t care about minor things like performance issues.
Rather blame whoever brought the CPA against them.
Mark Treloar
March 14, 2014 at 14:30
Again if you had purchased the game and it had under-performed? CPA protection to get your money back would make these guys heroes.
Ch33seWh33L
March 14, 2014 at 14:28
Gratz to the winner on another note I need to have a chat with Lady luck, she screwed me again (and not in a good way)
MossySloth
March 14, 2014 at 14:38
Second? SECOND? SECOND?!?!?!?!?
Worst Friday ever…
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 14, 2014 at 15:02
That’s what she said.
A 2 Cthulhu?
March 14, 2014 at 14:46
Awesome! I actually won something! Thanks guys! Pretty chuffed. Now for that 50GB download 🙂
Rikus
March 14, 2014 at 15:18
So close….
But congrats to the great one!
Juan
March 14, 2014 at 15:39
DARN!!! didnt even make top 20 this time, hope you enjoy.
Mugelbub
March 14, 2014 at 16:27
Grads dude enjoy
ToshZA
March 14, 2014 at 17:21
Love that key. 😀
InF3rN0
March 14, 2014 at 20:58
Cheers to the winner. Lovecraft would not be proud of you for this achievement, but well, at least you’ll have fun.
And again thanks to Evopoints and LzG for this.
SP Van Zyl
March 16, 2014 at 01:56
What is that key supposed to mean??