This is not an orgasm

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Nintendo, as part of their marketing for the Wii U, has put together a bunch of new TV ads.  The first one is for New Super Luigi U.  However, people around the interwebz are asking if this shows Princess Peach orgasming.

Here is the video.

Now, I have no choice to believe that some of the stereotypes are true.  Apparently there are many gamers who have never seen a woman orgasm.  Ever.  Otherwise, they are really disturbed people who watch a girl trembling and crying in fear and think “ooo baby, she likes that!”  Shame on you!

C’mon people, get it together!  This is a sweet little ad for Japanese television about Luigi and other games.  Stop trying to imply that this is sexy.  Oh, and if you’re wondering what a woman climaxing looks like, it’s a bit closer to this

Last Updated: June 27, 2013

Zoe Hawkins

Wielding my lasso of truth, I am the combination of nerd passion and grammar nazi. I delve into all things awesome and geek-tastic. I believe people should stop defining themselves and just enjoy playing games, so let’s get on with it!

  • hairyknees

    O_o really?!

  • Kaya

    It’s getting the girl from the trembling crying phase to the Meg Ryan phase where us men are having trouble. Most men aim for the ‘Meg Ryan’ but sadly only reach the crying Princess Peach.

    • Zoe

      lol! i suppose it’s the thought that counts?

    • Andre116

      The “Meg Ryan stage”? You mean to convincingly fake it?

      • Kaya

        Most men would take what he could get.

        • RinceWind

          Agreed! I have this in my bedroom, just in case…

    • TiMsTeR1033

      atleast I for one get much more than a crying princess peach 🙂

  • LordCaptainAwesomeness

    @Zoe ….Apparently there are many gamers who have never seen a woman orgasm…

    Girl you get a +100 for that… that is one of the funniest things i have read….

    • Andre116

      No…that is not her. I know her like I know that back of my hand…ok, that sounds a bit awkward.

      • LordCaptainAwesomeness

        same facial structure, and similar eyebrows 😉

        • Andre116

          Ja, I suppose, but not quite there.

          • RinceWind

            Looks a little like Oliva Wilde?

          • Trevor Davies

            You shut your filthy filthy mouth! That’s the future, although as yet unaware of this, Mrs Davies you’re talking about. 🙁

          • RinceWind

            Right, we need 2 katanas, a dojo, and we SETTLE this!

          • Trevor Davies

            That sounds suspiciously too close to a fair fight for my liking.

          • brad coetzee

            aw hells yes! Sasha Grey, the most wonderful woman on the planet!

  • RinceWind

    Haha! Wtf?!

  • Mark Treloar

    When you step outside and your neighbors cant look at you directly when saying good morning. then you know 2 things. Your walls are too thin and you were doing it right.

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      Like a baws!

    • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

      Hehehe, spot on my friend, spot on.

  • jozilife

    Is it odd i found that old lady attractive?

    • TiMsTeR1033

      yes now go back in your box, be a good lad

  • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

    ah ah aaaahh oh oh RAWWWWWWWR

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew


  • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    dafuq 0_o.

    Well it’s clear Meg Ryan has had to fake it a lot in her time. Waaaaay to convincing 😛

  • OVG

    I have never seen a girl give birth with makeup on before.

  • Ultimo_Cleric N7

    ummm, ok then.

  • Lol, she will have what she’s having, New Super Luigi U, 😉

  • Trevor Davies

    My countless hours of research into interpersonal physical relationships on the internet tells me you’re wrong Zoe :/

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