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This is not an orgasm

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Nintendo, as part of their marketing for the Wii U, has put together a bunch of new TV ads.  The first one is for New Super Luigi U.  However, people around the interwebz are asking if this shows Princess Peach orgasming.

Here is the video.

Now, I have no choice to believe that some of the stereotypes are true.  Apparently there are many gamers who have never seen a woman orgasm.  Ever.  Otherwise, they are really disturbed people who watch a girl trembling and crying in fear and think “ooo baby, she likes that!”  Shame on you!

C’mon people, get it together!  This is a sweet little ad for Japanese television about Luigi and other games.  Stop trying to imply that this is sexy.  Oh, and if you’re wondering what a woman climaxing looks like, it’s a bit closer to this

Last Updated: June 27, 2013

29 Comments

  1. hairyknees

    June 27, 2013 at 18:09

    O_o really?!

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  2. Kaya

    June 27, 2013 at 18:17

    It’s getting the girl from the trembling crying phase to the Meg Ryan phase where us men are having trouble. Most men aim for the ‘Meg Ryan’ but sadly only reach the crying Princess Peach.

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    • Zoe

      June 27, 2013 at 18:53

      lol! i suppose it’s the thought that counts?

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    • Andre116

      June 27, 2013 at 18:57

      The “Meg Ryan stage”? You mean to convincingly fake it?

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      • Kaya

        June 28, 2013 at 07:25

        Most men would take what he could get.

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        • RinceWind

          June 28, 2013 at 09:08

          Agreed! I have this in my bedroom, just in case…

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    • TiMsTeR1033

      June 28, 2013 at 09:05

      atleast I for one get much more than a crying princess peach 🙂

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  3. LordCaptainAwesomeness

    June 27, 2013 at 18:33

    @Zoe ….Apparently there are many gamers who have never seen a woman orgasm…

    Girl you get a +100 for that… that is one of the funniest things i have read….

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    • Andre116

      June 27, 2013 at 18:58

      No…that is not her. I know her like I know that back of my hand…ok, that sounds a bit awkward.

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      • LordCaptainAwesomeness

        June 27, 2013 at 19:00

        same facial structure, and similar eyebrows 😉

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        • Andre116

          June 27, 2013 at 19:09

          Ja, I suppose, but not quite there.

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          • RinceWind

            June 27, 2013 at 19:36

            Looks a little like Oliva Wilde?

          • Trevor Davies

            June 28, 2013 at 09:02

            You shut your filthy filthy mouth! That’s the future, although as yet unaware of this, Mrs Davies you’re talking about. 🙁

          • RinceWind

            June 28, 2013 at 09:07

            Right, we need 2 katanas, a dojo, and we SETTLE this!

          • Trevor Davies

            June 28, 2013 at 09:18

            That sounds suspiciously too close to a fair fight for my liking.

          • brad coetzee

            June 27, 2013 at 22:45

            aw hells yes! Sasha Grey, the most wonderful woman on the planet!

  4. RinceWind

    June 27, 2013 at 18:38

    Haha! Wtf?!

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  5. Mark Treloar

    June 27, 2013 at 18:57

    When you step outside and your neighbors cant look at you directly when saying good morning. then you know 2 things. Your walls are too thin and you were doing it right.

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      June 28, 2013 at 07:10

      Like a baws!

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    • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

      June 28, 2013 at 07:35

      Hehehe, spot on my friend, spot on.

      Reply

  6. jozilife

    June 27, 2013 at 20:10

    Is it odd i found that old lady attractive?

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    • TiMsTeR1033

      June 28, 2013 at 09:02

      yes now go back in your box, be a good lad

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  7. Umar Kiiroi Senk?

    June 27, 2013 at 20:23

    ah ah aaaahh oh oh RAWWWWWWWR

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      June 28, 2013 at 07:00

      Lol

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  8. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    June 28, 2013 at 07:01

    dafuq 0_o.

    Well it’s clear Meg Ryan has had to fake it a lot in her time. Waaaaay to convincing 😛

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  9. OVG

    June 28, 2013 at 08:25

    I have never seen a girl give birth with makeup on before.

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  10. Ultimo_Cleric N7

    June 28, 2013 at 08:42

    ummm, ok then.

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  11. Khulani Ndlovu

    June 28, 2013 at 08:46

    Lol, she will have what she’s having, New Super Luigi U, 😉

    Reply

  12. Trevor Davies

    June 28, 2013 at 09:04

    My countless hours of research into interpersonal physical relationships on the internet tells me you’re wrong Zoe :/

    Reply

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