This is the Rambo game that the world deserves

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Now, I may have a love for terrible games, judging by the fact that I bought both Fist of the North Star titles, but even I have my limits. Enter Rambo, the latest movie video game, which might just be the straw that breaks the back of camel hump. By all accounts, there is nothing in this game worth experiencing. But it isn’t the only Rambo game on the market.

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Rambo: Last Blood, has you starring as retro version of the infamous soldier who never got treatment for his post-traumatic stress disorder, as he embarks on his latest afterlife mission: Hug the crap out of the departed and find closure. Here’s a link to play the game.

Big thanks to Peter Javidpour for making this game. And making me spend my entire morning man-hugging ninjas into assassin heaven.

Last Updated: February 28, 2014

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