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This is the Rambo game that the world deserves

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Now, I may have a love for terrible games, judging by the fact that I bought both Fist of the North Star titles, but even I have my limits. Enter Rambo, the latest movie video game, which might just be the straw that breaks the back of camel hump. By all accounts, there is nothing in this game worth experiencing. But it isn’t the only Rambo game on the market.

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Rambo: Last Blood, has you starring as retro version of the infamous soldier who never got treatment for his post-traumatic stress disorder, as he embarks on his latest afterlife mission: Hug the crap out of the departed and find closure. Here’s a link to play the game.

Big thanks to Peter Javidpour for making this game. And making me spend my entire morning man-hugging ninjas into assassin heaven.

Last Updated: February 28, 2014

21 Comments

  1. Why is Rambo ripping his shirt of and hugging a ninja? Still a better game than the latest one on consoles

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    • RinceandGATHERTroops!

      February 28, 2014 at 14:51

      Still a better love story than Twilight?

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      • Hammersteyn

        February 28, 2014 at 14:52

        Hahaha a thousand times better, especially the part from Ghost (You will know when you play it)

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      • SheHulkNigri

        February 28, 2014 at 14:54

        Jaws was a better love story than Twilight…

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        • Hammersteyn

          February 28, 2014 at 15:05

          Cant argue that

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    • HvR

      February 28, 2014 at 15:16

      Also has a longer SP campaign than CoD Ghosts

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      • Hammersteyn

        February 28, 2014 at 15:50

        Doesn’t everything?

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        • HvR

          February 28, 2014 at 15:51

          Is Darryn’s “campaign” longer than Ghosts?

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          • Hammersteyn

            February 28, 2014 at 15:58

            LOL Like I said everything.

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          February 28, 2014 at 19:05

          No, MoH is 3 hours lol

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  2. Umar Reborn

    February 28, 2014 at 14:44

    DAFUQ is going on….This is the most internet thing I’ve ever seen…..

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    • Hammersteyn

      February 28, 2014 at 14:53

      He took so many lives as a mortal, now he has nothing left but brotherly love in the halls of Valhalla? I dunno, you can’t make this stuff up.

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      • RinceandGATHERTroops!

        February 28, 2014 at 14:54

        You can when tripping like the Light Fantastic.

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        • Hammersteyn

          February 28, 2014 at 14:56

          I want a ship like they do. Wanna eat at the restaurant at the end of the universe

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      • Umar Reborn

        February 28, 2014 at 14:55

        They were on some serious drugs..but I love it…..

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  3. Umar Reborn

    February 28, 2014 at 14:53

    Remember that time when Rambo manhandled ninjas?…yeah

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    • Hammersteyn

      February 28, 2014 at 14:55

      Remember when Rambo killed all those cops in the First Blood (Yet you slaughter dozens in the latest “game”)

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      • Umar Reborn

        February 28, 2014 at 14:55

        hahaha, Angry Joe review! ‘Twas superb!

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        • Hammersteyn

          February 28, 2014 at 14:56

          He’s awesome, But Bertmern is hot on his heels.

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    • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

      February 28, 2014 at 15:31

      He still manhandles them, just in a different way… Who are we to judge his after life choices?

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  4. thowedthanka

    March 1, 2014 at 01:44

    nart ish

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