This Rambo: The Video game trailer ain’t greedy and lazy with the ammo

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You don’t seem to want to accept the fact you’re dealing with an expert in guerrilla gaming, with a man who’s the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who’s been trained to ignore noobs, ignore glitches, to live off the day one patch, to play things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy save games. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well Rambo was the best.

If there’s one thing that Rambo is great at, it’s walking around as a human cheat code and killing everything in sight. Rambo: The Video Game is all about the stab/bullet therapy. That’s all on show in the latest game trailer, for a title that I honestly still have no idea about what it wants to be.

And sweet horse steroids, I still want it. Rambo: The Video game draws first blood next year on PC, Playstation 3 and Xbox 360.

Last Updated: November 6, 2013

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