Watch the first GTA V gameplay right here

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Stealing all dem games

What, were you expecting the ION post at 4PM? Testicles to that idea, we got something better! Grand Theft Auto V hits shelves in September, and weโ€™ve still yet to see even a shred of gameplay. Until today that is.

The video will be up in a few magical minutes, thanks to the dark sorcery of embed coding. Which leaves you just enough time to go get some popcorn. And grab some for me while you’re at it.

Iโ€™m writing this way before 4PM, so Iโ€™m going to take a guesstimation and say that the footage above contains examples of three-way play between the protagonists, car chases, destruction, violence and the easy way to get a refund from a hooker.

Last Updated: July 9, 2013

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  • Rags

    Tuned in.

  • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

    What? No ION???

    Thats it!!!


    • Trevor Davies

      We’ve finally run out of hot people to ogle on the internet! Noooooooo!

      • Major Commodore 64 Darryn B

        NEVER! 16:30pm, is your ION time.

        • Lardus

          You have failed me for the last time!

    • Hammersteyn

      Still no ION ๐Ÿ™

    • Airborne


  • Ah there is no video here, c’mon i was on the edge of the seat rubbing my hands like Birdman, ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • click refresh.. it’s coming

      • Great just found some awesomeness here, i think i’m going to time travel for this one, September is too far for me, #drooling ๐Ÿ˜›

  • ElimiNathan

    …..Come on come on

  • RinceWind

    Starts pulling hair our, Thunk, Thunk, THUNK…

  • Hammersteyn

    Grove Street Green! Los Santos baby.

    • Marc O Polo


      • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

        OG for life!

        • Marc O Polo

          i’m OG LOC… and i”m Gangsta!!!

  • Hammersteyn


  • Draco Lusus

    What game is this?! Looks so funky, so fresh! Never seen game play like this before!

  • Hammersteyn


    Where the hell is OVG!!!

  • Unavengedavo

    Speaking of PopcORN and IONs… I feel that certain IONs are somehow related to PopcORN…

    • Trevor Davies

      Sometimes they make you cry, onIONs :/

  • DarthofZA


  • Rags

    Yay! Character models have finally breached 3 digit poly’s!

  • Yolanda Green

    Awwww yissssss, sniping <3!

    • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

      Strange, always figured you as an assault type

      • Yolanda Green

        I’m really an smg’er. I love fast pace play, rushing etc. But my second love in any shooter is sniping, was my favourite in Far Cry 3 ๐Ÿ˜€ Assault just isn’t the same without an AK-47.

        • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

          AK ftbw

    • Kobus Nel

      Nah, there’s nothing like driving up to a scene in GTA4 (SP and in MP), smashing that window with your elbow and start the fight off with a drive-by, followed by some fast car chasing, run-and-gun action. Also in MP when a car full of players that banned together, eats my rocket haha ๐Ÿ™‚

  • ElimiNathan

    OMF…. It looks gooooooood

  • Zubayr Bhyat

    That looks VERY good indeed. Will there be co-op? ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

    Don’t like GTA but hot damn…makes you wana slap a hooker

  • Spathi

    Before the reveal, I was like meh, more “cousin, let’s go bowling”.

    Super super amped for this now. Booked my ticket on the hype train!

  • JHN

    Sht im still just not amped for this. Sorry guys I will take the verbal abuse that coming

    • Jonah Cash

      I’m amped and I don’t even like GTA games!!!

      • JHN

        Its just that I know i will buy it, play it for an hour do the first two missions get bored, then start running people over or picking up hookers, then start shooting random masses of civilians to see how long i can survive before the cops kill me.
        Then ill be completely bored and spend the rest of the week wondering why the hell I spent the money on it.

  • Jonah Cash

    Haven’t played a GTA since number 2, but this looks awesome!! Planning missions with all 3 your guys and then being able to switch between them and the AI still plays the guys that you aren’t that is next level shit right there!!! I thought it would be 3 different stories for the 3 guys and you will play their missions separate but this, this looks soooooo cool!!! And so much fun!!!

  • Holy crap did you see that online tease?

    • ElimiNathan

      Ye dude that was not a funny way to end the video, left me drooling

  • jac7

    Did…did…did I…did I just watch gaming porn?

    • DarthofZA

      Rule #34

    • Kobus Nel

      I…I think you’re right. I think I had a nerdgasm… ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

  • ianmin

    Leg in toilet scene FTW! HAHA!

  • Slade Boender

    Diveristy, an old wooden ship.

  • jozilife

    Been playing the GTA series since i was a kid ever since GTA2 came out on the PS1…its incredible to see such a franchise grow into a mammoth creation that Rockstar have moulded and cared for so well after all these years.

    Cant WAIT to play this game, they really have out done themselves once again.

  • matthurstrsa

    This looks like all epic games ever all rolled into 1.

  • HellFire

    I cannot believe how detailed and complex this game is for current gen.
    Just shows you what you can do with a game when you take your time with it.
    Rockstar FTW!!!!!!!!

  • Argentil

    I was really impressed by this trailer. Good job earning your hype back, Rock*

  • ALKi1234

    it all looks all fun and games….but when you bring in driving it all changes…..then it becomes just another GTA i have played before.and thus i can NOT change my mind that TLOU is the game of
    the year PERIOD!

  • Admiral Chief Groot Wors


  • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    This looks awesome!

    • Brady miaau

      No, no, the Chris Roberts Space thingy looks awesome. This is another level, beyond awesome, out the other side. And still accelarating

      And I do no think the video is an unfair reflection of the game, te developers have a great track record.

      Ok, maybe the hype got to me a little.

      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        heh. No ways is this better than Star Citizen ๐Ÿ™‚ But close enough I guess ๐Ÿ˜›

        • Brady miaau

          I think, after a two hour tech demo, that you are right.. Sci-fi, space ships, the pew, pew.

          Remember Free Lancer, upgrade your ships, buy new ships. And the mods. Babylon 5, fly a White Star (ok, cannot dock it in space stations!) and Star Trek and stuff. Star Wars. Sigh.

        • Kobus Nel

          Yup, from what I’ve heard from our SC clan guy I spoke with on TS last night when he told me more about Star Citizen, I really can’t wait for it. Will be the best game of… EVER!

  • Brady miaau

    Ok, I am not impressed Darryn. I was not going to get this. Why? Played GTA 3 a bit. Fun to do stuff, did not play story.

    But wow. Now I must get this!

    What have you DONE?

    • Major Commodore 64 Darryn B

      It’s all…part of the plan.

      • Brady miaau

        good plan

  • TiMsTeR1033

    See that is why I wont play saints row! GTA is always gonna be way better!

  • Warren Lombard

    EMAHGERD! Pre-order made!

  • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    This lone video convinced me to preorder…. well…the price drop at Kalahari,com helped too LOL

  • Kobus Nel

    This looks amazeballz! Just sad we probably won’t see it on PC before 2014. So unfair.

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