I thoroughly enjoyed reading through all the puns while collating our competition for the cool Wolfenstein give away. Now, I have good news about the selection of another winner.
When we selected the first winner, we ran all your names through Random.org in order to find a winner. We do this to avoid any accusations of favouritism. However, this also means that the merit of those puns weren’t taken into account. This was wrong, and we’re sorry. So, thanks to the good people of Ster-Kinekor, we actually have another prize to give away. Again, it includes:
- Copy of the game (on winner’s platform of choice)
- Lanyard
- Steel book
- Music from the game
- Set of postcards
Now, while most of the puns were hilarious, many of them we’d heard before. Sure, you guys gave them a fresh spin, but they were still jokes we’ve all told. That is, except for this one which was new for us:
If I make spelling mistake writing a Nazi pun, is it a Gestypo
That certainly made us giggle, and earned the commenter the prize – based on merit, not random luck. So, the winner is HvR who has since changed his name to Reward for Random.org creator; I think it’s time for another name change.
Thank you again for all your entries and for making us giggle at all your off the wall puns. This competition was a lot of fun for us too, Anne Frankly we hope to give you guys more cool stuff in the future.
Last Updated: June 23, 2014
Rince&exhale
June 23, 2014 at 13:34
You lucky bastard! Nice!
Monado
June 23, 2014 at 13:42
Nice HVR, well done enjoy you Nazi bastard
Kensei Seraph
June 23, 2014 at 13:44
Congrats you persistent gamer.
Hammersteyn
June 23, 2014 at 13:44
Happy days HVR!
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 23, 2014 at 13:51
Hehehe well done you schweinhund!
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 23, 2014 at 14:11
hahahahaha!
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
June 23, 2014 at 16:50
Thank you *woifnk*
Anon A Mouse
June 23, 2014 at 13:52
So I guess having your name splattered all over Random.org without actually winning is a good thing in the end. Karma credits and all.
Well done HVR.
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 23, 2014 at 14:06
So are you saying its a pity-win?
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 23, 2014 at 14:43
Hey i’d take a pity-win, like a boss. You hear that LAGZ. I’d take a pity-win!!!!
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 23, 2014 at 14:43
GIVE THAT MAN SOME SWAG FOR THE LOVE OF CHEESE
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 23, 2014 at 14:44
FOR THE LOVE OF SOME CHEDDAR GIVE THIS BANANA SOME SWAG!!!
Anon A Mouse
June 23, 2014 at 14:46
I’m sure Zoe still has her Farm Simulator lying around somewhere.
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 23, 2014 at 14:49
HAHAHAHAHA! I’d even take Star Trek…. :/
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 23, 2014 at 14:55
The adventures of SPIRK
Anon A Mouse
June 23, 2014 at 14:47
Winning can never be pity.
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
June 23, 2014 at 16:54
Like pity-sex I’ll take a pity-win every day of the week.
Gareth L (That eXCheez Guy)
June 23, 2014 at 13:53
I love you guys, but can we please put a stop to the Anne Frank jokes. She was an innocent young girl that was murdered in a concentration camp – I’d think that she deserves a bit more respect than being used for Nazi-pun fodder.
ToshZA
June 23, 2014 at 14:02
It’s just a joke. Ann Frankly, human kind makes jokes to help ease the horror of terrible situations. Lighten up. Nobody is taking away from the seriousness of what happened, but it was 70 years ago already. Most of us weren’t even born yet.
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 23, 2014 at 14:05
I think some guys here were never born, but rather spawned out of some muddy birthing chamber
😛
ToshZA
June 23, 2014 at 14:16
LOL!
Kensei Seraph
June 23, 2014 at 14:19
Like with the Tleilaxu?
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 23, 2014 at 14:23
I was thinking more like goblins, but that can work too
ToshZA
June 23, 2014 at 14:28
I was thinking Uruk-hai.
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 23, 2014 at 14:30
Some are goblins, some uruk-hai, and some are MEN
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 23, 2014 at 14:31
Men? Is that a slang term for Ogres?
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 23, 2014 at 14:35
Fine, there can be ogres too. And some filthy hobbitses and elves too
ToshZA
June 23, 2014 at 14:39
Just please no dwarves…
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 23, 2014 at 14:43
Well Darryn is a hobbit, I hear he has hairy feet.
ToshZA
June 23, 2014 at 14:43
I hear that’s not all that’s hairy…
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 23, 2014 at 14:43
O_O
Rags
June 23, 2014 at 15:30
I never understood how that worked?
Gareth L (That eXCheez Guy)
June 23, 2014 at 14:05
Ah, so you’re one of those.
ToshZA
June 23, 2014 at 14:15
A guy with a sense of humour who doesn’t hold a grudge? Guilty as charged.
Edit: Oh, btw. I’m Jewish. If anyone has a reason to get iffy about this, it’d be me. But seriously, what for?
Gareth L (That eXCheez Guy)
June 23, 2014 at 14:18
Do you have relatives that you never met because they were killed in concentration camps? I do – and it’s still not funny 70 years later.
Do you see what I’m getting at, dude?
ToshZA
June 23, 2014 at 14:18
I’m 4th gen Polish Jew. Yeah, I do.
Rags
June 23, 2014 at 15:30
He is lying. He is obviously a German, they have no sense of humour. 😉
ToshZA
June 23, 2014 at 15:33
hahahaha. Nobody likes German Jews anyway. (Ps, yes, that’s a real thing.)
Gert Rautenbach
June 23, 2014 at 14:05
Congrats HVR!
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 23, 2014 at 14:11
I WON I WON.. oh……. sniff… fuck you guys! *Runs off crying*
Hammersteyn
June 23, 2014 at 14:22
Bwahahaha
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 23, 2014 at 14:24
Random.org and Lagz hates bananas apparently
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 23, 2014 at 14:30
The day I win, is probably the day, I get run over by a truck… 🙁 Such is the luck of the Banana!
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 23, 2014 at 14:35
I’d have thought you’d slip on yourself…
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 23, 2014 at 14:37
That too…
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 23, 2014 at 14:38
Or just turn really really brown and start to smell (even worse)
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
June 23, 2014 at 17:45
Ha ha, to the whiner goes the spoils.
Kensei Seraph
June 23, 2014 at 14:20
I think HvR might be to busy trying to win another competition to realize that he won this one.
ToshZA
June 23, 2014 at 14:21
Maybe he’s just so used to disappointment that he can’t bare to click on the link? Poor guy.
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 23, 2014 at 14:37
HvR has the luck of the Irish. 🙁
ToshZA
June 23, 2014 at 14:38
And after this win, he might just drink like one too. 😀
Brian Murphy
June 23, 2014 at 14:56
Gratz HvR! 🙂
Dw Steenkamp
June 23, 2014 at 15:07
Still pretty upset my comment was mentioned in the article as one of the best ones, but my name was nowhere to be seen on the Random.org list… whats up with that
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
June 23, 2014 at 17:19
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