It’s October and we’re celebrating the scare! Last week, we looked at the Alien franchise and what made it so very scary. Geoff has been playing Alien Isolation and his review is forthcoming. But why wait for his thoughts – enter to win a copy of the game (and some other goodies) and see for yourself!
In honour of getting so scared it hurts, the terrifying people of Ster-Kinekor have kindly offered to give one of our readers the following prize:
- Copy of Alien Isolation (on platform of the winner’s choice)
- 8 gig memory stick
- Robot key ring
- T-shirt
- A random scary Blu Ray movie
Want to enter to win this terrifying prize? It’s far too easy. Simply head on over to our entry page over here and fill in the relevant fields. Sorry aliens, entries only open to residents of South Africa – we can’t ship to space stations or countries without postal strikes.
Are you ready to get scared? I think my scariest moments of the Alien franchise are when you know the alien is nearby, but somehow all the characters insist on stripping down to their underwear and getting wet or vulnerable. There I am, screaming at the screen. Yes, I know they can’t hear me, but c’mon – what are they doing? What are you favorite scenes from Alien? Will you be seeking to recreate the horror by playing the game, or are you far too afraid of getting killed by that Xenomorph?
Enter our competition now – entries close tomorrow at noon and the winner will be announced in the horror feature article in the afternoon Next week. Fear Fest is here!
Last Updated: October 9, 2014
Jedi Consular Kromas
October 9, 2014 at 14:55
Almost felt like answering the question wrong. 🙂
Norm (@e3zype3zy)
October 9, 2014 at 14:57
LOL.
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
October 9, 2014 at 15:03
I would have twitched for days.
Jedi Consular Kromas
October 9, 2014 at 15:06
Yeah I fought real hard not to enter with Milinium Falcon. 😛
Johan du Preez
October 9, 2014 at 15:48
You failed as a jedi if you did not answer “Milinium Falcon” 🙂
Admiral Chief 0
October 9, 2014 at 16:12
XD
Jedi Consular Kromas
October 9, 2014 at 16:18
No Jedi ever owned that ship though. 😛
HvR
October 9, 2014 at 16:25
I see you subscribe to the evil Mouse’s writings that only the movies are canon. Damn mouse-worshipers.
Jedi Consular Kromas
October 9, 2014 at 16:38
Many Jedi have flown the Ship but not a single one owned it soo … I am still right. Hell let us assume we are talking about bought and paid for (or at least won in some competition or other) cause the only Jedi close enough to be called owner would be Leia after she married Han and even then she was not a Jedi yet.
Yeah I subscribe to non-canon lore. 🙂
Edit: Lore wise I have my limits and that is with the new Jedi order timeline cause that whole timeline is messed up. (I miss Chewie and Mara )
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
October 9, 2014 at 17:34
*sniff* do you have to remind us that all of that is no longer canon?
HvR
October 9, 2014 at 17:50
Dammit was going for that angle. Leia owns half the Falcon under common law and even she didn’t do the trails she trained under Luke which puts her on Padawan level ie Jedi Lite
rollingmol
October 9, 2014 at 16:40
AAh crap , I fell for it 🙂
Jedi Consular Kromas
October 9, 2014 at 16:41
IT’S A TRAP!
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
October 9, 2014 at 15:11
Twas the enterprise! Huehuehuehue
Jedi Consular Kromas
October 9, 2014 at 16:46
Make it so!
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
October 9, 2014 at 17:35
HAHAHAHAHA
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
October 9, 2014 at 14:58
I am entering. Please let me win for a change 🙁 I really want to play this game. Being an expectant father and all the budget for gaming has suddenly diminished….
Sting-Ray
October 9, 2014 at 15:12
It’s sad but true how parenthood cramps your gaming budget.
WitWolfy
October 10, 2014 at 09:18
Eish don’t make me scared now
Sting-Ray
October 10, 2014 at 15:00
It’s not really *that* bad. but yeah – don’t head into parenthood lightly 😀
Cadis Etrama Di Umar
October 9, 2014 at 14:58
Obviously she destroyed the millennium falcon,obviously.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
October 9, 2014 at 14:59
They collided the Millenium Falcon and Serenity! DUH!
Cadis Etrama Di Umar
October 9, 2014 at 15:00
Like who doesn’t know that. Clearly George Lucas had a clear vision for what he wanted her to do
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
October 9, 2014 at 15:10
hahahahahahaha
ReaperOfSquirrels
October 9, 2014 at 16:29
But only after he teamed up with Stan Lee.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
October 9, 2014 at 17:35
Yoh 0_o
eXpZA
October 9, 2014 at 14:59
Entered! 🙂
Can’t wait for someone we’ve never heard of to win it! Good luck to them.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
October 9, 2014 at 14:59
Stop! This time I win! I SHALL WIN THIS!!!
Hammersteyn
October 9, 2014 at 15:09
I shall make the list!
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
October 9, 2014 at 15:10
as #2. Below #1 who shall be me!!!!
Bob the Zealot
October 9, 2014 at 15:11
And then JZ will repay the millions 😛
We can all dream…
Hammersteyn
October 9, 2014 at 15:14
#2 will be a major improvement
ReaperOfSquirrels
October 9, 2014 at 16:30
#10 would be a major improvement
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
October 9, 2014 at 17:35
On the list would at least be something
Spathi
October 9, 2014 at 15:00
Hahahaha exactly!
UltimateNinjaPandaDudeGuy
October 9, 2014 at 15:05
Ain’t that the fucking truth.
/rage
Admiral Chief 0
October 9, 2014 at 15:22
Man, that really grinds my gears. They should put in a requirement of “minimum 28000 comments on Lagz to enter”
You know, for fairness and such
(JK, but maybe at least 500 comments?)
Anon A Mouse
October 9, 2014 at 15:35
500 comments seems fair, even 1000 or 1500, but no more than 1726. 😉
Johan du Preez
October 9, 2014 at 15:44
Naah we dont need another mygaming/mybroadband pls
Admiral Chief 0
October 9, 2014 at 16:03
Janee, that is terrible.
I’m thinking 500 lifetime minimum, you know, to show dedication to the site
Luka
October 10, 2014 at 16:28
In that case, why not only offer the competition to the chosen few. Nowhere in the competition does it say anything about comments. What if the person only found out about the site recently? Or, dare I say it, what if there person is not a hardcore gamer?
Gareth L (That eXCheez Guy)
October 9, 2014 at 15:39
I’m still suspicious about that Xbox One winner.
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
October 9, 2014 at 15:43
So was I, actually. Foot? REally. But I checked. Genuine human being.
Gareth L (That eXCheez Guy)
October 9, 2014 at 15:48
*notices that Mr Foot’s shipping address is the same as Geoffrey’s*
Hmmm.
*scratches chin*
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
October 9, 2014 at 15:49
Dude lives in Wellington, and I don;t even know where that is. 😛
HvR
October 9, 2014 at 15:50
Right next to Paarl
Anon A Mouse
October 9, 2014 at 15:58
New Zealand obviously. That’s where middle earth was born.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
October 9, 2014 at 17:36
In a bottle. That’s a brandy. You can’t fool us
Mossel
October 10, 2014 at 07:45
Hahaha I actually know the dude! He’s legit. He’s my best friends brother.
Draco Lusus
October 9, 2014 at 15:46
I stalk these pages on a daily basis, hardly comment, and enter every damn time. I’ve yet to see my name on that god forsaken list.
Mossel
October 10, 2014 at 07:46
I’ve only seen my name once. And I comment regularly!
Johann
October 10, 2014 at 08:11
I won once, last year I think and I didn’t even enter for it. Was part of the Superbru random draw. Got Tomb Raider for Xbox 360 :-p
Sadly I think that was the first and last time I will win anything here, sigh
WitWolfy
October 10, 2014 at 09:15
I won RAGE tickets here once, too bad I didnt know I won it until after RAGE LOL
Martin du preez (D4RKL1NGza)
October 9, 2014 at 16:15
+ they’ll take the ps3/360 version as well
Brandon van Reenen
October 9, 2014 at 15:00
Entered! Need this!
CAE9872
October 9, 2014 at 15:02
hahaha…”countries without postal strikes”
alcatraz5953
October 9, 2014 at 15:04
how cool is that memory stick though
Admiral Chief 0
October 9, 2014 at 15:21
Very cool!
Hammersteyn
October 9, 2014 at 15:09
Entered!
http://cdn.themetapicture.com/pic/images/2014/07/08/funny-gif-dog-Alien-movie.gif
Anon A Mouse
October 9, 2014 at 15:10
Somehow I’m more scared of the woof in this gif.
Hammersteyn
October 9, 2014 at 15:11
Dat tongue
Anon A Mouse
October 9, 2014 at 15:15
And she’s French.
Hammersteyn
October 9, 2014 at 15:21
lol
Wiesjy
October 10, 2014 at 15:34
hehehe this…
Anon A Mouse
October 9, 2014 at 15:09
Serenity, cold man, very cold.
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
October 9, 2014 at 15:12
I am a bit of a bastard. 🙂
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 9, 2014 at 15:50
Let’s all guess which bit 😉
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
October 9, 2014 at 15:18
Just checked the entries, and some people really have answered wrong. 🙁
Admiral Chief 0
October 9, 2014 at 15:19
HOW CAN YOU GET THE ANSWER WRONG????????
Anon A Mouse
October 9, 2014 at 15:20
I didn’t understand the question. 🙁
Anon A Mouse
October 9, 2014 at 15:19
Oh well, then they don’t deserve the prize then.
Hammersteyn
October 9, 2014 at 15:23
…
http://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/aOyYPyy_460sa_v1.gif
Admiral Chief 0
October 9, 2014 at 15:23
HAHAHA, how can I have NOT seen that one before?
LOVE IT!
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
October 9, 2014 at 17:40
Loooooooooooooooooooooooool
Cadis Etrama Di Umar
October 9, 2014 at 15:26
YES!!!!!!!!!!! Less entries
Hammersteyn
October 9, 2014 at 15:27
hahaha
Bob the Zealot
October 9, 2014 at 15:50
Wait, are you telling me it’s not the almighty USS Enterprise??? Dammit Tim, I’m an accountant not a space engineer.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
October 9, 2014 at 17:40
HOW??????
Mossel
October 10, 2014 at 07:48
I must confess, one of those were mine. I was too eager and accidentally forgot to select the ship. Do re-entries count? lol
Admiral Chief 0
October 9, 2014 at 15:18
TREVOR IS NOT ALLOWED TO ENTER
XD
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 9, 2014 at 15:51
lol – I CAN! I’m a resident, I have papers & everything. 😛
HvR
October 9, 2014 at 16:22
You kwara-kwara with you bought papers, come here to steal our LAgz prizes and womens.
Hammersteyn
October 10, 2014 at 15:23
You neither
Admiral Chief 0
October 13, 2014 at 08:21
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
loftie
October 9, 2014 at 15:34
Awesome entered. I won Jonah Lomu rugby like 2 years ago from you guys but I still haven’t received it…
loftie
October 9, 2014 at 15:37
Here is the proof: http://www.lazygamer.net/general-news/july-draw-for-lazygamer-superbru-rugby-prediction-now-thats-a-mouthful/
Johan du Preez
October 9, 2014 at 15:42
Did you claim the prize in time ? Cause if you dont get back to them after a certain time the next guy in the list gets it.
loftie
October 9, 2014 at 15:44
yip, I still have the email correspondence with Gavin.
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
October 9, 2014 at 15:48
Well. Shit What platform you play on? We can hook you up with SOMETHING.
loftie
October 9, 2014 at 15:51
hahah awesome! Was not expecting this but cool, PC master race please 🙂
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
October 9, 2014 at 15:53
Right now at this very moment, i have Pc copies of Battlefield 4 and Mortal Kombat 9. If you’d like either, shout. If not, wait until the next steam sale and I’ll gift you something. 😛
loftie
October 9, 2014 at 15:57
Sweet, I have bf4 premium and not into the mk series. Maybe a t-shirt or anything in my steam wishlist or am I pushing my luck here, heheh 😛
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
October 9, 2014 at 15:59
Weeeeeeee’lllll see. 🙂
Anon A Mouse
October 9, 2014 at 15:59
They only have tents, no t-shirts.
HvR
October 9, 2014 at 16:18
What makes you feel really bad is when you take your Lags tent out of the closet and fits like a t-shirt. really need to get my fat ass to the gym more often
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
October 9, 2014 at 17:41
and the tents are like 10 man tents so you need a lot of friends
Anon A Mouse
October 9, 2014 at 15:37
It’s the postal strike, just hang in there.
High Commander Scruff
October 9, 2014 at 15:46
I won tickets to rage once… about 4 years ago? Thought it high time for some winning again. Lay it on me!
Viking Of Divinity
October 9, 2014 at 15:49
gimme gimme gimme ISOLATION!
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 9, 2014 at 16:06
Okay *shun*
HvR
October 9, 2014 at 15:51
Want to win this, then I can have a backlog of games won with Lazygamer competitions.
oVg Definitive and Remastered
October 9, 2014 at 16:08
The best line by one of the very few chosen TOP ELITE GALACTIC SCIENTISTS Chosen for the most important mission for mankind in the film Prometheus.
“It should be safe to take your helmets off” Even Eboli medics know that is bad.
Martin du preez (D4RKL1NGza)
October 9, 2014 at 16:13
Nostromodamus predicted that I will win this!
Hammersteyn
October 10, 2014 at 15:22
I see what you did there 😀
oVg Definitive and Remastered
October 9, 2014 at 16:20
Why does my tummy hurt?
ReaperOfSquirrels
October 9, 2014 at 16:34
The answer’s not on the list!!!
ITnexo
October 10, 2014 at 06:50
Saw that thing.
Sir GIF Sexy
October 9, 2014 at 19:03
“stripping down to their underwear and getting wet”. Hashtag Sexpo Brain.
WitWolfy
October 10, 2014 at 09:12
Sweet entering now, can we enter more than once?
Thats_how_I_Troll
October 10, 2014 at 11:41
I am ashamed to admit that I had to google the answer… So ashamed I had to admit it…