Win a Diablo III: Reaper of Souls Collector’s Edition

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Somehow, Blizzard did the impossible and made Diablo III actually fun. They’ve made loot more prevalent and worthwhile, excised that blasted Real Money Auction House, rejigs the boss fights and changes class skills, making the game faster and more rewarding. And the game’s expansion, Reaper of Souls makes it even better. And that, dear lovelies, is why we’re going to give a Collector’s Edition of the expansion to one of you.


Here’s what’s inside the box:

  • Diablo III helms & weapons
  • Ghost Wolf minion to keep you company on your epic journey
  • Three additional character slots
  • A World of Warcraft companion pet: The treasure goblin
  • SCII crusader-themed portraits and Malthael themed decals
  • Behind the scenes Blu-ray / DVD two-disc set
  • Hardcover Diablo III: Reaper of Souls art book
  • High quality Malthael themed mouse pad

Want that? It’s quite simple. All you have to do is comment here, telling us what bit of loot you’d love to see in the game. You have to give us the name of your legendary gear, along with its attributes.

Here’re some examples

  • Darryn’s Phallic Dagger
    +10 to Vitality and –37 to Intelligence. User takes extra burn damage.
  • Rince’s Wig of Despair
    Temporarily grants user a soul
  • Valshen’s Bane
    Adds 10/10 to arrow-based attacks to the knee
  • Geoff’s unholy keybaordd of ridicule
    +99 to typos. +35 to grumpiness. 
  • OVG’s Friday night Chalice of beer
    +10 Happiness. – 25 Accuracy. +50 Hilarity. + 3000 Rant
  • Zoe’s cursed paintbrush 
    Removes user’s ability to use Photoshop
  • Erwinn’s entirely pointless Banhammer 
    +0 to all stats. 

I don’t know why anybody would want this loot – but you get the idea. Have fun, be creative. Try not to be too mean. You’re allowed multiple entries, with one comment per entry. Competition closes next week Wednesday 2 April, after which we’ll randomly draw from entries that meet the criteria. Please use a registered disqus ID to comment, or we’ll not be able to find you.

Oh yes. Terms and conditions. The competition is only open to those who reside within South Africa. Competition winner will be announced on and emailed. Prize may take some time after that to reach the winner.

Last Updated: March 26, 2014

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