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Would You Pay Money to Play Video Games With Girls?

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You know those seedy “800” telephone services, where lonely men could phone up and chat with a “hot” girl, and ask them original things like “So..what’re you wearing?” for a nominal fee?

Well, that’s made a jump to the modern age, and internet upstart Gamecrush is now offering sad, lonely bastards the opportunity to get their video game on with barely clothed women. Sad.

Those with hairy, lonely palms can sign up to the site, and once there, choose from two options: play a simple Flash game against one of the service’s "PlayDates" and get face-to-face time with one of the women over a webcam, or alternatively join them for a bit of multiplayer over Xbox Live.

A single game of either will cost you $8.25 (60 ZAR) , with Xbox Live matches running for 10 minutes, and Flash games for a mere 6. that’s 10 Rand a minute to play doodle – and probably not the doodling you’re looking for. For R6 a minute, you get to choose from Halo 3, GTAIV, Modern Warfare 2 and Gears of War 2 as the Xbox games you get to play with your chosen hottie.

The ladies you’ll find on the service are all apparently keen gamers, recruited through craigslist – who get to keep 60% of their earnings. Naturally it’s already gaining the attention of a bevy of East European women with questionable English who are totally gamers. Totally.

The service launches later today, so visit www.gamecrush.com to find your very own playdate. You sad, pathetic loser.

Source : IGN

Last Updated: March 23, 2010


  1. Bobby Kotick is Bobby

    March 23, 2010 at 15:46

    That is hilarious, yet so incredibly sad, because something tells me this will be incredibly popular amongst some of our more.. pathetic gaming brethren.

    (In a strong Romanian or Indian accent) “Hi, I am Sally from Detroit, how can I be of service?”

    No wait, that’s Microsoft support.


  2. Goose ZA

    March 23, 2010 at 16:16

    All i need to do to game with a hot lady is fire up Castle Crashers. My wife loves that game =)


    • Gavin Mannion

      March 23, 2010 at 22:57

      My wife never ‘got’ Castle Crashers… we play N+ or New Super Mario Bros Wii… oh and Viva Pinata Party Animals, still a firm favourite in the house.


  3. Mike

    March 23, 2010 at 23:12

    Isn’t gaming a way to escape from the nagging girlfriends/wives?


    • WitWolfyZA

      March 24, 2010 at 07:54

      I guess it depends on what the girl is wearing…


  4. Craig

    March 24, 2010 at 08:49

    hey, on the upside at least your online gamer buddy won’t be swearing at you every five seconds… unless you’re into that kind of thing of course! 😉


    • Uncle

      March 24, 2010 at 09:53

      Your buddy wont be swearing. But she’ll be talking dirty to you so is there any difference? 🙂


      • WitWolfyZA

        March 24, 2010 at 10:43

        talking dirty at R5 per minute yes! hahahaha


        • icemaker

          March 25, 2010 at 06:17

          Epic fail, the invasion has started!


          • WitWolfyZA

            March 25, 2010 at 10:25

            that will be another $5 if you want me to teabag him as well lol

  5. Sunday Barries

    March 24, 2010 at 09:53

    Appreciate your your own worries, I agree with the fact that we will need to all take alot more good care of our-self.


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