You know those seedy â€œ800â€ telephone services, where lonely men could phone up and chat with a â€œhotâ€ girl, and ask them original things like â€œSo..what’re you wearing?â€ for a nominal fee?
Well, that’s made a jump to the modern age, and internet upstart Gamecrush is now offering sad, lonely bastards the opportunity to get their video game on with barely clothed women. Sad.
Those with hairy, lonely palms can sign up to the site, and once there, choose from two options: play a simple Flash game against one of the service’s "PlayDates" and get face-to-face time with one of the women over a webcam, or alternatively join them for a bit of multiplayer over Xbox Live.
A single game of either will cost you $8.25 (60 ZAR) , with Xbox Live matches running for 10 minutes, and Flash games for a mere 6. that’s 10 Rand a minute to play doodle – and probably not the doodling you’re looking for. For R6 a minute, you get to choose from Halo 3, GTAIV, Modern Warfare 2 and Gears of War 2 as the Xbox games you get to play with your chosen hottie.
The ladies you’ll find on the service are all apparently keen gamers, recruited through craigslist – who get to keep 60% of their earnings. Naturally it’s already gaining the attention of a bevy of East European women with questionable English who are totally gamers. Totally.
The service launches later today, so visit www.gamecrush.com to find your very own playdate. You sad, pathetic loser.
Source : IGN
Last Updated: March 23, 2010
Bobby Kotick is Bobby
March 23, 2010 at 15:46
That is hilarious, yet so incredibly sad, because something tells me this will be incredibly popular amongst some of our more.. pathetic gaming brethren.
(In a strong Romanian or Indian accent) “Hi, I am Sally from Detroit, how can I be of service?”
No wait, that’s Microsoft support.
March 23, 2010 at 16:16
All i need to do to game with a hot lady is fire up Castle Crashers. My wife loves that game =)