WWE 2K18’s latest roster reveal is funky like a monkey OOOHHHH YEEEAAAH

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It was just an ordinary day for Alessandro, as he put the finishing touches on his Persona 5 fan-fiction. WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN! The walls broke, and standing amidst the rubble was a titan of a man, too cool for school and with zero tolerance for fools.

Darryn that’s not what happened.

His flairs were mighty, wrapped around biceps of steel and behind his plastic sunglasses there was the gaze of a champion.

Darryn you gave yourself a concussion when you ran into the wall.

THE TOWER OF POWER! TOO SWEET TO BE SOUR! FUNKY LIKE A MONKEY, THE SKY IS THE LIMIT AND SPACE IS THE PLACE!

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Editor’s note: We’d get Darryn some help but we really don’t feel like it. It’s Friday. He’s currently running around in a cowboy hat and screaming about “snapping into slim Jims”. Here’s the actual third week roster reveal for WWE 2K18 via IGN while we load the tranquiliser rifle. Again.

  • Kevin Owens
  • Samoa Joe
  • Big Cass
  • Rusev
  • Finn Bálor
  • Chris Jericho
  • Rick Martel
  • Mick Foley
  • Ricky The Dragon Steamboat
  • Miss Jacqueline
  • Rikishi
  • Macho Man Randy Savage
  • Mr. Perfect
  • Lex Luger
  • Razor Ramon
  • Rick Rude
  • Vader
  • Ric Flair
  • Chad Gable
  • Alexa Bliss
  • Nia Jax
  • Tye Dillinger
  • Apollo Crews
  • Carmella
  • Dana Brooke
  • Neville
  • Shane Thorne
  • Akam
  • Rezar
  • Michael P.S. Hayes
  • Jimmy Garvin
  • Tommaso Ciampa
  • Cedric Alexander
  • Asuka
  • TJP
  • Roderick Strong
  • Johnny Gargano
  • Jason Jordan
  • Nick Miller
  • Dash Wilder
  • Scott Dawson

Hey guys! Darryn here again. The tranquiliser finally took effect and I’m calm enough now to put away the Slim Jims. Great list, right? While it’s populated by all-time greats like Ravishing Rick Rude, Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat and Mick Foley, it also includes my favourite wrassler from WWE’s NXT brand: Asuka!

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An absolutely phenomenal enigma in the ring, Asuka happens to be the longest reigning women’s champion in NXT, whose run was tragically cut short this year after her match against Ember Moon at NXT: Takeover Brooklyn resulted in an injured collarbone. Still, she’s one of the highlights of the roster. A roster that is shaping up pretty nicely ahead of the October release of WWE 2K18.

Last Updated: September 1, 2017

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