Some of the best Kinect games from this generation have been fitness titles, because we’d all pretty much like to look better or feel healthier and yet going to gym 5 times a week isn’t always possible with the busy lives we lead.

Not to mention that swinging my fat around in a public area isn’t my idea of fun.

gymbunnies

So the idea of having a personal gym and instructor in your own home has always been appealing to gamers and mainstream audiences alike, but the problem is that we are all inherently lazy and while we all start with the best intentions we quickly find a way to trick the system.

Because we want to win but we don’t really want to put in that much effort.

Well the Xbox One and new Kinect could be the solution that we require. The technology in the new Kinect is very impressive and can apparently measure our heart beat, pick up all our movements and even see where our weight is shifting on our body.

Put all those things together along with a superstar line-up of personal trainers and you get Xbox Fitness.

Granted in the end the only thing they can do is aerobic and cardio, maybe some yoga, so you still won’t get to look like the guy on the left but hey at least you aren’t the guy on the right anymore.

And for those of you crying because I’ve now used a sexy male image just a few stories after our manly ION yesterday, here’s a pretty female gym goer. Mind you I’m not sure you can get all of that from just gym either… just saying.

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Last Updated: September 27, 2013

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was reviewed on PC

79 Comments

  1. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    September 27, 2013 at 07:50

    So much of manflesh in the last 24hrs….

    In BETTER news, unlocked my STEAM HARDWARE BETA CANDIDATE achievement yesterday!

    Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      September 27, 2013 at 07:53

      Do they say when they’ll announce who’s been accepted into the beta?

      Eh, nothing wrong with something for the that way inclined ladies & gentlemen.

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      • SaintsRowNigri

        September 27, 2013 at 08:17

        Yeah, did we not have an ION a week dedicated to Kyle, I think his name was? Where is he these days?

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          September 27, 2013 at 08:26

          Darryn ruined it by posting pictures of himself :/

          Reply

          • SaintsRowNigri

            September 27, 2013 at 08:30

            See! You should not call impressionable people like him girly names. He took Brenda seriously and now see what happened!

        • Gavin Mannion

          September 27, 2013 at 08:35

          He’s still around… he was commenting yesterday I think

          Reply

    • SaintsRowNigri

      September 27, 2013 at 08:13

      I honestly hope you get in on that. Good luck, mate!

      Reply

    • PointMan

      September 27, 2013 at 08:19

      You and 40,000 other people, when i checked last night there was 100,000 people eligible. As of right now there is 142,624 people eligible, our chances of getting out hands on the hardware are going to drop substantially until the cut off time. 🙁

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        September 27, 2013 at 08:22

        Hence I updated my location, they are gonna think “Lets give that Admiral dude form Africa a chance”

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      September 27, 2013 at 10:11

      Woot!

      Reply

  2. Alien Emperor Trevor

    September 27, 2013 at 07:54

    I’ve seen women like that once or twice at the gym, they’re usually accompanied by someone like yesterday’s ION though. 😉

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    • SaintsRowNigri

      September 27, 2013 at 08:10

      Real funny story: I work with a girl that’s seriously hot. One day, we were having this hot girls don’t go for fat guys like me discussion. Turns out, she loves fat guys. Her current boyfriend is HUGE!

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        September 27, 2013 at 08:15

        True dat yo. Everyone’s got their own preferences.

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      • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

        September 27, 2013 at 08:49

        Different strokes for different folks. After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. To be honest, I don’t like super-athletic women either, there needs to be some hips with some thigh… please dear Kifflom… let there be hips!!!

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        • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

          September 27, 2013 at 08:51

          ” After all, beauty is in the eye of the beerholder” Fixed it for you

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        • TiMsTeR1033

          September 27, 2013 at 08:52

          You missed the most important parts Jim!

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        • SaintsRowNigri

          September 27, 2013 at 08:56

          I dunno… Currently the only woman I can think of is Ms Nigri…

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          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            September 27, 2013 at 09:15

            She has hips! Damn does she have hips!

          • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

            September 27, 2013 at 09:24

            She is one of the best All Rounders I have seen… Cute, Nice Hips, awesome err…. eyes..yes, and so humble and friendly…

        • Rincethis

          September 27, 2013 at 09:27

          What if you have NO EYES? 0-O

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    • Rincethis

      September 27, 2013 at 09:27

      #alwaysSP?

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  3. saneman

    September 27, 2013 at 08:06

    omg this sounds awesome, when is the xbox one out in SA? need to get one!

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    • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

      September 27, 2013 at 08:39

      Ha ha ha ha…. Joke of the day here. thanks mate..

      Reply

  4. SaintsRowNigri

    September 27, 2013 at 08:12

    Dream Xbox One Game: Rocky Legends: Kinect. Ye Gods, Imagine the workout taking on Ivan Drago, Clubber Lang and Apollo Creed himself!

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    • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

      September 27, 2013 at 08:40

      And If you start losing the “match” you have to shout Adriaaaan to get strength back in your character

      Reply

      • Spathi

        September 27, 2013 at 08:41

        Hahahahaa! I would play the shit out of that game!

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      • SaintsRowNigri

        September 27, 2013 at 08:43

        Nope. Sorry. You gotta eat six raw eggs from a glass.

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  5. Umar Jaeger

    September 27, 2013 at 08:15

    Jeez MS has a crap ton of money

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      September 27, 2013 at 08:17

      I think we’ll all be surprised at how much this’ll sell. Because people will decide they need to exercise, buy this, try it a few times, then stop lol.

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      • Umar Jaeger

        September 27, 2013 at 08:19

        LOL I can see that happening , people exercising with X1 then 10 minutes later… “Xbox One, Large Pizza with extra cheese”

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        • That Happy Twit

          September 27, 2013 at 08:20

          HAHA!

          Reply

        • TiMsTeR1033

          September 27, 2013 at 08:52

          The joys of Pizza hut!

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      • SaintsRowNigri

        September 27, 2013 at 08:29

        Y’know, if they can make a Kinect game that’s good, like Mass Effect good, I’m sure I’ll shed quite a good few pounds…

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    • SaintsRowNigri

      September 27, 2013 at 08:19

      Please tell me you do not realize this only now??? 🙂

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      • Umar Jaeger

        September 27, 2013 at 08:20

        Nope, just stating dem facts that MS gonna make it rain bills

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        • SaintsRowNigri

          September 27, 2013 at 08:21

          If that happens…

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  6. oVg

    September 27, 2013 at 08:17

    Fitness like a BOSS

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    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      September 27, 2013 at 08:21

      Heh

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    • Umar Jaeger

      September 27, 2013 at 08:22

      Jam that Spacebar

      Reply

      • oVg

        September 27, 2013 at 08:24

        I need more Mountain Dew… jam jam jam jam

        Reply

        • Umar Jaeger

          September 27, 2013 at 08:25

          jam jam jam … F**k this….Where’s my Doritos CJ!!

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          • oVg

            September 27, 2013 at 08:31

            Why did I smash my sons TV? Wii fit has to be better than dragging my skin outside to do this shit.

          • oVg

            September 27, 2013 at 08:31

            Meanwhile back at the ranch.

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            September 27, 2013 at 08:44

            Hahahah!

          • Rincethis

            September 27, 2013 at 09:28

            “That’s riiiight, this unlocks your ‘karma’…

          • Umar Jaeger

            September 27, 2013 at 08:45

            The graphical difference is astounding hey

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            September 27, 2013 at 09:16

            Amazing how far we’ve come in just under 10 years.

          • Umar Jaeger

            September 27, 2013 at 09:33

            It really is hey, and 2013 really pushed the bar far beyond all expectations

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      September 27, 2013 at 08:44

      Boss level Cardio to the Max!

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      • oVg

        September 27, 2013 at 08:51

        The only way any fitness should be done in a game. We live in an age where gym memberships come free with your new bank account.

        All this TV fitness shit needs to stay in the 80s

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        • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

          September 27, 2013 at 09:18

          Definitely, or on VHS… like Billy Blanks or those Body beat guys on TV1… Anyone remember that?

          Reply

          • oVg

            September 27, 2013 at 09:20

            lol What did you get up to when your mother went out shopping ;P

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 27, 2013 at 09:24

            I remember this shit!! 0_0

          • oVg

            September 27, 2013 at 09:32

            Back when the mountain had trees

  7. SaintsRowNigri

    September 27, 2013 at 08:35

    GAVINNNNN!!!!!!!! Why do I get this every time I go to a different page on LG???

    Reply

    • Gavin Mannion

      September 27, 2013 at 08:36

      er that’s weird… that’s out old analytics thing.. I’ll remove it

      Reply

      • SaintsRowNigri

        September 27, 2013 at 08:41

        Awesome! You are the bestest webmaster in the world ever!

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        • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

          September 27, 2013 at 08:41

          Awe… Chilli King Gav and his Blob FTW

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          • Gavin Mannion

            September 27, 2013 at 08:58

            has it stopped happening on your side?

          • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

            September 27, 2013 at 09:22

            Yup, thanks Gav 🙂

    • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

      September 27, 2013 at 08:38

      Same ….

      Reply

  8. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    September 27, 2013 at 08:45

    Dear Microsoft,

    No!

    Regards,
    Jimmy Banana

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    • MacDoodle

      September 27, 2013 at 08:55

      It will would be funny as shit if people started suing MS for injuries sustained from doing this crap

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      • SaintsRowNigri

        September 27, 2013 at 08:57

        The real tragedy is, there will be people suing MS for shit like that.

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        • MacDoodle

          September 27, 2013 at 09:14

          Only in the US but

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      • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

        September 27, 2013 at 09:19

        And you know someone will.. lol!

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  9. Lardus-Resident Perve

    September 27, 2013 at 09:07

    Onse hond! Going to Google Image Search the crap out of her once I get home from the “expo” tonight with my signed DVDs!!

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    • TiMsTeR1033

      September 27, 2013 at 09:09

      What sexpo?

      Reply

      • Lardus-Resident Perve

        September 27, 2013 at 09:13

        Yes. Sexpo. Going to get another signed photo with Jessica Drake, as well as a signed DVD! Possibly with Samantha Saint as well. So no ION commenting for me as I leave the office at 11 and don’t plan on being home until LATE!!!!!!

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        • Gavin Mannion

          September 27, 2013 at 09:15

          I hate to show my ignorance here… but who and who?

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          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 27, 2013 at 09:21

            Your not alone man…

          • ElNicko

            September 27, 2013 at 09:21

            actresses of the adult film genre Guys

          • Lardus-Resident Perve

            September 27, 2013 at 09:28

            Adult Entertainment stars. Don’t know the second one either. Maybe Darryn can find some SFW images for the ION today. I know there are some, I just can’t search now.

        • TiMsTeR1033

          September 27, 2013 at 09:23

          Samantha Saint hmmmm looks good!

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        • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

          September 27, 2013 at 09:25

          Have an Upvote ….. BTW, you lucky devil

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        • Rincethis

          September 27, 2013 at 09:29

          Nooooo! My week isn’t over till the Lardus has given his opinion on the ION!

          Reply

  10. TiMsTeR1033

    September 27, 2013 at 09:09

    😉

    Reply

  11. Ricardo Harvey

    September 27, 2013 at 12:07

    One point for XBOX

    Reply

  12. Paul Fouche

    September 27, 2013 at 14:16

    looks AWESOME to be honest but i love my gym… cant match the woman in yoga pants in a gym to Xbox one lol

    Reply

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