Home Gaming You can finally operate on Donald Trump in Surgeon Simulator

You can finally operate on Donald Trump in Surgeon Simulator

1 min read
10

Trump-2

It’s a strange world we live in. Donnie Yen in a Star Wars movie, people have an unnatural obsession with sharks for one week a year and there’s a very real chance that Donald Trump may be the next president of the United States of America. Yes, the reality TV person whose hands are not tiny at all and will probably sue my ass into oblivion if I even insinuate that his appendages are anything but biblical in scale.

I don’t even want to imagine what will happen to the US if Trump becomes the next president. I’m guessing the economy could shrink, Mexico will be told to pay for that wall that will probably be constructed with Mexican labour and the US state of the nation address will be an agonising television address that probably ends with the most disappointing vice-president of the week being fired.

And I’m pretty sure the healthcare system will be buggered as well. Sort of like this:

Yes, that is Donald Trump having his organs horribly removed in Surgeon Simulator. It’s new DLC for the game, available for free to anyone who purchased Surgeon Simulator: Anniversary Edition on PC. Anyone who owns Surgeon Simulator can grab it at a discount, which works out to an entire R7 on steam right now, or about 50 of your US cents to our American friends.

Called “Inside Donald Trump” (good luck scrubbing that imagery from your brain), the DLC has you performing open heart surgery on the presidential candidate, something that developer Bossa Studios refers to as “the most democratic method around.” There’s also some Trump-themed accessories to unlock, which all ends with a massive bill at the end as you figure out what to replace Trump’s heart with.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go vote with a bonesaw as I make surgery great again. BONESAW IS REEEEEEEAAAAAAAADY!

Last Updated: June 3, 2016

10 Comments

  1. Sure, I’ve got R7 to spare

    Reply

  2. Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

    June 3, 2016 at 13:11

    How’d he end up in the ambulance? Did Humpty Dumpty fall of his wall?

    Reply

  3. Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

    June 3, 2016 at 13:11

    Is this their way of making DLC great again?

    Reply

  4. Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

    June 3, 2016 at 13:12

    I’ll give him a small loan of a million chinese cuts with a scalpel

    Reply

  5. Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

    June 3, 2016 at 13:16

    That ssshhh

    Reply

    • Ottokie

      June 3, 2016 at 13:18

      W
      T
      F

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

        June 3, 2016 at 13:18

        ssssssssshhhhhhhhh

        Reply

  6. Strawman Jim

    June 3, 2016 at 13:29

    I will cherish my time inside… Donald Trump!

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

      June 3, 2016 at 13:53

      LOOOOOOOL!

      Reply

  7. John27

    June 7, 2016 at 01:48

    They should make an Obama surgeon simulator where you surgically remove rodents from his rectum after he spends a day with his boyfriend Reggie.

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

Check Also

Xbox Series X Restock Update Today: Track on Twitter, Walmart, Best Buy and More

New consoles are on the horizon, and while Sony and Microsoft have spoken plenty about wha…