You should see a Doctor – Surgeon Simulator:Anniversary Edition hits PS4 next week

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Hi everybody!

If you’re looking for a game that will help you hone your medical skills, practice life-saving skills and make you an asset to your fellow humans in times of medical emergency, then you should stay far the hell away from Surgeon Simulator. If you’re looking for a game that has dodgier medical techniques than the quacks who advertise abortion and erections on sloppy stockers , then this might be the game for you. Especially if you haven’t experienced it on PC.

Yes sir, the YouTube hit game is headed to consoles, using what can only be described as sorcery. Here’s the low-down on what to expect:

“In all seriousness, we know that you’re thinking. You’ve seen this game before, you’ve watched a million Let’s Plays of it on YouTube, and you’ve maybe even dressed as a surgeon or nurse in your free time to hone your surgical skills,” Bossa Studios Community Manager Poppy Byron wrote on the PS Blog .

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Perhaps you even sent us photographs. So this A & E edition – what’s different?

We had a lot of feedback from our fans about the operations we released exclusively on iPad. Many didn’t have iPads, and wanted to be able to complete the new eye and teeth transplants. They were sad. This made us sad.
There was only one solution: the A & E edition.

This version of the game contains all of the best parts from the Steam and iPad release all in one convenient package, for your gaming pleasure. The eye and teeth transplants and trolley mode from the iPad version of the game are all here, as well as the original operating theatre, ambulance, space and alien spacecraft operations. All of the operations that you have no doubt perfected, and can do with your eyes closed, well.

They work on a CONTROLLER too. A CONTROLLER. The future is here!

We’ve also have something very cool that is exclusive to the PS4 version of the game. Our awesome (and twisted) dev team wanted to make sure that this newest version of the game was even more nightmare-inducingly fun and are just making the final touches to the new mode making sure everything is tickety-boo . . . Nigel’s arm shaved, his nails manicured, new watch batteries, that kind of thing. You know what we do. We will be able to reveal all VERY soon, but not right now.

Where would be the fun in that? All we CAN say is that it’s something our community asked for. Daily. And we hate to disappoint.

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I don’t know if there is a game more disturbing than Surgeon Simulator. Which is most likely why I love it so much. PS4 owners can pick the game up from August 12 and 13.

Last Updated: August 8, 2014

Darryn Bonthuys

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