Your wallet will need to adapt to afford this Evolve collectible

Moichendising! Just about every game these days has some sort of collectible that you can purchase and add to your shelf. Gears Of War made actual replica Lancers, Bioshock Infinite has a working skyhook thingy and one day when Geoff’s back is turned I’ll steal his Portal gun replica away from him. Evolve will also have merch to sell. If your pockets are deep enough that is.

Designed by Triforce and based on the 2K Games and Turtle Rock head monster from Evolve, you’ll soon be able to have your own Goliath in your living room. The monster weighs in at almost 16 kilograms, and measures in at a height of 73.66 centimeters, which is also coincidentally the length of the neck massager that your mom keeps hidden away.

$750 gets you the beast, which works out to over R8400, or small lunch for two between MPs. The statue also has LEDs inside of it, for that extra effect. If that’s not swag enough however, there’ll be a rarer version, dubbed the Savage Goliath that will be limited to 150 pieces and cost $800.

Damn, that is one sexy piece of Darwinian science right there. Alternatively, you can always hire a crack team of thieves, and rob 2K Games. They happen to have an even rarer Goliath figure lying around:

Last Updated: October 3, 2014