Holy hell it’s nearly October. You all realise that we only have a little over three months left in 2016, right? I still have so much I need to do! If somebody would be so kind as to donate me a time machine, that’d be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance!
In Other News: Tribes is dead (again), Dead or Alive gets destructible swimsuits, Krispy Kreme in South Korea has official Pokémon doughnuts, and a robot gets beaten up by a wrecking ball.
Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy discussing the importance of pizza toppings.
News
Tribes Is Dead Again
Homefront: The Revolution liberates its first single-player DLC today
Super Mega Baseball 2 coming in 2017, adds online play and more
Mortal Kombat XL Balancing Patch On The Way
Stardew Valley update adds magical buildings and divorce, playable in beta now
We may not see new Assassin’s Creed or Far Cry games in 2017
Dead Or Alive Xtreme 3 Gets First Destructible Swimsuits
Stuff
Krispy Kreme Has Official Pokémon Doughnuts In South Korea
NSFW: Haydee is all about butts, and of course there’s a nudity mod
How Battlefield 1’s single-player campaign embraces diversity
Super Robot Wars Celebrating Its 25th Anniversary With A Live Stream On October 5
Videos
Watch a Giant Fighting Robot Get Beat Up By a Wrecking Ball
New Sea of Thieves trailer shows off gorgeous visual effects
Funny And Lucky Moments – Hearthstone – Ep. 186
What’s On @ The Movies?
Hakuna matata! Disney developing new reimagining of THE LION KING!
The Russo bros. explain why CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR had zero hero deaths
SA’s Weekend Top 10 Movie Chart: Mildly Magnificent
This trailer for THE CROWN must win… must always win
Lin-Manuel Miranda reveals new MARY POPPINS sequel details
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Last Updated: September 29, 2016
VampyreSquirrel
September 29, 2016 at 16:06
If someone donated you a time machine… then you’d have it already and would have thanked them already.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
September 29, 2016 at 16:07
https://67.media.tumblr.com/5ff62546eabf0df0ad18ea59ec0faa0e/tumblr_n2cvt6RdcN1qgxmqno1_500.gif
Dutch Matrix
September 29, 2016 at 16:11
Which means tomorrow is Friday. And my “Have to go see my shrink day!”
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
September 29, 2016 at 16:16
42 sessions to go?
Dutch Matrix
September 29, 2016 at 16:24
Cashcow. I am sure that is what my shrink sees when I walk into that office of hers…
miaau
September 29, 2016 at 16:17
surely you could find a better name for your mother in law? I realise that thinking about her does more than likely cause “shrinkage” and “shyness” but, really?
And good luck. Fridays can tougher than they look, especially when only wounded
Dutch Matrix
September 29, 2016 at 16:25
Thanks. I’ll let you know my mother in law was a model in her day…
miaau
September 29, 2016 at 16:26
Ah yes, that sounds ok then. Um. I think.
How long can a day get, anyway?
Lord Chaos
September 29, 2016 at 16:26
Before the great flood took her?
miaau
September 29, 2016 at 16:29
AND, some say looking at the mother is a good indicator of where the daughter will be in 30 years.
Lord Chaos
September 29, 2016 at 16:15
and only 11 more working days to go before moving to a new company. 😀
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
September 29, 2016 at 16:16
Nice!
Lord Chaos
September 29, 2016 at 16:18
As programmer moving out of banking and into security programming… for banks.
miaau
September 29, 2016 at 16:19
good luck, do it well. I hope you settle quickly and enjoy the new challenges
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
September 29, 2016 at 16:19
I started my job as a programmer, been here so long I don’t even have a job title anymore as the work evolved from coding to drawing reports or making pretty excel docs… Might be time for a fresh start
Lord Chaos
September 29, 2016 at 16:21
Lol, so you must be in data management. Been programming logic for loan granting for just over 10 years now, time for a change.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
September 29, 2016 at 16:22
That’s the word, data management.
*Phones HR to give them my job title
Lord Chaos
September 29, 2016 at 16:23
Those are 2 words… Quick, before the Admiral sees.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
September 29, 2016 at 16:24
He sees all XD, besides this is Lazygamer not Grammar or Spelling Gamer
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September 30, 2016 at 07:32
I SAW THAT!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
September 30, 2016 at 07:37
I knew it!
miaau
September 29, 2016 at 16:16
Yip, Arsenal without a chance, then.
Ottokie
September 29, 2016 at 16:09
Disqus keeps logging me out
(?°?°)?? ???
Ottokie
September 29, 2016 at 16:12
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miaau
September 29, 2016 at 16:15
should there not be more bending of the knee, to help prevent lower back injury?
Ottokie
September 29, 2016 at 16:17
This explains the excruciating pain my back is currently in
Dutch Matrix
September 29, 2016 at 16:13
That’s Disqusting!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
September 29, 2016 at 16:14
XD
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
September 29, 2016 at 16:14
…
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7b0d35cf38a245ca919711f45a071095e9301aa093270d75e57b9908a5468ac0.jpg
Ottokie
September 29, 2016 at 16:16
Also, you were upvote number 10000 today xD
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
September 29, 2016 at 16:17
FFFFF…… I have 50139 upvotes. Missed that completely
Ottokie
September 29, 2016 at 16:17
To be fair 9000+ of those were you alone xD
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
September 29, 2016 at 16:18
XD Give and you shall receive
miaau
September 29, 2016 at 16:18
shall receive, what, exactly?
Lord Chaos
September 29, 2016 at 16:19
Why did you ask… 😛
miaau
September 29, 2016 at 16:20
Cause I wanted to know, I should think would be sufficient. Right? RIGHT?
Oh no………
Lord Chaos
September 29, 2016 at 16:23
I might have been out of commenting for the last few months but one never forgets the Lags community.
Ottokie
September 29, 2016 at 16:24
I think this calls for “that” GIF…
http://i.imgur.com/Ucq11.gif
Lord Chaos
September 29, 2016 at 16:25
I’d try down-voting you to hell, but that would mean you being next to me.
Ottokie
September 29, 2016 at 16:30
I remember Avo dropping this when we had the MWEB and MSSA open Q&A. Could never forget the GIF after that xD
Lord Chaos
September 29, 2016 at 16:32
Yea… I remember hitting refresh then closing the browser…
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
September 29, 2016 at 16:33
Classic Avo
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
September 29, 2016 at 16:33
Also….
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d2d140b92561067e9b294b474bd860100774fcf579abe1d3e5c40c0f46c12782.jpg
Lord Chaos
September 29, 2016 at 16:34
GAH!! Not at all surprised YOU saved that though. 😛
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
September 29, 2016 at 16:35
XD
Raptor Rants
September 29, 2016 at 16:37
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Dutch Matrix
September 29, 2016 at 16:42
THAT’S MY SISTER!!!!
Raptor Rants
September 29, 2016 at 16:44
Really?
Dutch Matrix
September 29, 2016 at 16:47
No.
Raptor Rants
September 29, 2016 at 16:48
Phew. OK as we all were! Continue the lulz!
miaau
September 29, 2016 at 17:05
Well, it is likely she is someones sister.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
September 30, 2016 at 07:38
Yoh….. is she on Whatsapp?
Dutch Matrix
September 30, 2016 at 08:30
Last time I checked she was on my brother in law…
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
September 30, 2016 at 08:43
Bwahahahaha!
Raptor Rants
September 29, 2016 at 16:36
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 29, 2016 at 19:02
You said you didn’t like warm Avo. So don’t complain.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
September 29, 2016 at 16:20
Upvotes
http://img.pandawhale.com/87523-Doctor-Who-upvote-gif-Imgur-kCZb.gif
Ottokie
September 29, 2016 at 16:22
Upvote gifs come on a close second after cat gifs for me xD
Ottokie
September 29, 2016 at 16:19
By “give” you mean trolling 99% of the time and derailing comments into food and warframe xD
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
September 29, 2016 at 16:20
Especially Warframe
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September 30, 2016 at 07:31
Yay!
miaau
September 29, 2016 at 16:36
pizza toppings: Why are they important?
And, although less important, what are your favourites?
Mine, I like the combination of meat and cheese and cheese must be an oily and greasy cheddar, thanks.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
September 29, 2016 at 16:39
I’ve ground rather fond of blue cheese or gorgonzola on my pizza.
Raptor Rants
September 29, 2016 at 16:41
ground you say?
miaau
September 29, 2016 at 16:45
Well, clearly a combination of grown and araound
Raptor Rants
September 29, 2016 at 16:48
sheehs. Lucky he didn’t say groused
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
September 30, 2016 at 07:39
I say many things!
miaau
September 29, 2016 at 16:43
Yes, but not too much. Can get very, very rich.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
September 30, 2016 at 07:38
True
Ottokie
September 29, 2016 at 16:42
Avo and all sorts of mushrooms
Raptor Rants
September 29, 2016 at 16:43
warm avo is gross
Ottokie
September 29, 2016 at 16:43
Always add after pizza is done
HvR
September 29, 2016 at 16:43
You put the Avo on after the pizza comes out of the oven
And then you cover it in soft serve
Raptor Rants
September 29, 2016 at 16:44
ok that works
miaau
September 29, 2016 at 16:44
At the moment, I am very keen on Bacon and Mushroom on my Pizza. We sometimes make our own dough at home and make our own, Bacon and whatever else we have at home seems to be the key. Bacon.
My wife, however, thinks Avo should be in the shops all year round at a cheap price.
Ottokie
September 29, 2016 at 16:46
We also have a pizza oven at my parents home. One friend works at a local pizza place and brings the bases and then of to Fruit and Veg to go get all sorts of different toppings.
Gotta love those days with home made pizza
miaau
September 29, 2016 at 16:52
Well, ok. Our Pizza oven is our regular, normal oven. And we make our own dough on the Kenwood Chefy thing, let it stand and stuff like that.
And our own sauce, sometimes from total scratch, tomatoes, herbs and stuff in the blender or sometimes tin of Woolies tomato and herb.
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 29, 2016 at 18:59
Well they’re important because without toppings it’s not a pizza, it’s just a crispy circle of dough. Much like two slices of bread don’t make a sandwich.
And I like the basic ham, cheese (not a lot) & mushroom – with garlic.
miaau
September 29, 2016 at 22:41
And there we go. Yes. When is a pizza not a pizza. Not the cheese. The toppings are the key