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The games market is flooded with all manner of simulator games. Seriously, there’s something for everybody, including running a farm, managing a city, driving a truck, or putting together the perfect amusement park – to give you a few examples.

For those looking for something different, there’s no shortage of options either. There’s a game called Hatoful Boyfriend for example, which is basically a bird dating simulator. Heck, there’s even a title in development called Purrfect Date: Cat Island, where players go about seducing cats.

So as you can see, the simulator market is filled to the brim with everything, both wonderful and weird. And then there’s Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015, which… doesn’t really fit anywhere in the genre.

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It’s not really a simulator game, so don’t be fooled by the title. Though there are no shortage of sons, fathers, and showers, Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 actually has very little to do with, well, simulating a shower with one’s old man. No, it really is nothing more than a collection of mini-games, tied together by this bizarre bathroom theme.

That being said, there’s no escaping the fact that there are naked fathers and sons on show, along with wild, uncensored appendages. It’s not explicit in any way, I mean, it is all pixelated after all, but the whole affair is just completely odd and controversial.

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However, that’s more than likely what the developers wanted. They went for pure shock value to get attention. Had their product been packaged in any other way, it probably would’ve been completely overlooked by gamers.

And you know what? A part of me is glad they took this approach. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a fan of all the skin on show, and the weird overall theme, but Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 is, dare I say it… fun.

Look past the fact that this is an oddly presented game and beneath it you’ll find a surprisingly addictive one. Believe me, I’m just as surprised as you are.

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During my review time, I was strongly reminded of that cult mobile hit, Flappy Bird. That game in particular got so much attention, despite it being the biggest load of rubbish. That being said, there was an element of addictiveness to it, which had me, and millions of others, tapping away at the screen for more hours than necessary.

Shower With Your Dad Simulator is identical in that same way. Though I found myself rolling my eyes at all the minigames on offer I… couldn’t stop playing them. The one for example, has you matching your child of choice with their father, over and over again. As you rake up a greater score, obstacles begin to appear , and they make the game progressively harder.

It really is challenging and addictive! I found myself pushing the restart button over and over again, because I needed to beat my high score. Just one more attempt. Just one more try. Just. One. More!

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I’m genuinely shocked at how complete and polished Shower With Your Dad Simulator is, given that on the surface, it seems like nothing more than a cry for controversy. The minigames on offer are fun, and the soundtrack is actually pretty intriguing. That, and there’s a lot of hidden stuff just waiting to be found too.

At one point for example, my game “bugged out”. I ran around as my little child, unable to progress any further. I was about to crash my game to the desktop, when suddenly, my character walked through the wall and into another screen. I walked and walked and walked, until I found an empty room. After a little while, a ninja who yes, was naked from the waist down, appeared, and he presented me with a challenge. To this day, despite dozens of good efforts, I’ve yet to beat it. This mode is just one of many waiting to be found.

Hell, just this morning, while grabbing screenshots for this review, another portion of the game opened up to me. It was a short point and click adventure, where you take the role of a pantsless detective (obviously), on the case of the cold shower. Solving it had moments of frustration, but it was still quite entertaining.

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Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 is undoubtedly strange, but for a mere R12, it really is great value for money. Seriously, don’t be fooled by the weird theme – there’s actually a solid game beneath it all just waiting to suck up at least a few hours of your time.

It’s just too bad that if you ever play it, or let anybody know you do, you’ll probably be labelled a pervert. I’ve already lost friends I’m sure – those who see me playing it on Steam. Well you know what? I’m not a pervert – I’m just a man on a mission to beat some highscores, and a man looking to uncover all the secrets this game has to offer. I don’t think I’ve found them all, not yet, but I will!

Now if only somebody would release a mod to add pants to all these bottomless people.  Seriously, there’s no denying the fact that Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 is a complete oddball of a game.

NOTE: Thanks to JJ, who supplied a copy of the game for review.

Last Updated: February 26, 2016

Shower with your dad simulator
Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 is a surprisingly polished product. Though unnecessarily explicit and somewhat controversial, it does provides a selection of some rather fun minigames, which will steal at least a few hours of your time.
7.0
Shower with your dad simulator was reviewed on PC
/ 100

51 Comments

  1. “a man looking to uncover all the secrets this game has to offer.”

    Have you tried looking between the legs? I know sometimes you’ve heard “its our little secret”. That’s what it means.

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    • Jan Prins

      February 26, 2016 at 15:45

      “there’s actually a solid game beneath it all just waiting to suck…” Not something you want to read in a review of a game filled with dad schlongs

      Reply

      • Pariah

        February 26, 2016 at 15:46

        I… I… lmfao. XD XD

        Reply

  2. Jan Prins

    February 26, 2016 at 15:36

    Pixelated dad schlongs: 7.0
    Jiggly AAA boobs: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
    Yes I know. I am a grumpy old Jan today. 2.5 hours traffic this morning. And some cows think I am their PA. As in Personal Assistant. Not their dad…

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    • Captain JJ the "saviour"

      February 26, 2016 at 15:54

      Cows have only really confused my eyebrows with grass, that’s been my biggest problem with them
      #selftrolling

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      • Pariah

        February 26, 2016 at 15:54

        #likeamoss

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        • Captain JJ the "saviour"

          February 26, 2016 at 15:55

          XD

          Reply

  3. Pariah

    February 26, 2016 at 15:36

    Also. Next up: HORROR GAME REVIEW. You know the one. 😉

    Reply

    • Captain JJ the "saviour"

      February 26, 2016 at 15:54

      I see Outlast is $1 on the Humble Store.
      I’ve got a dollar to spare 😉

      Reply

  4. Darren Peach

    February 26, 2016 at 15:49

    Seriously ? I am too old for this sh*t.

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    • Pariah

      February 26, 2016 at 15:52

      So you’re more interested in “Shower with your son simulator”?

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      • Captain JJ the "saviour"

        February 26, 2016 at 15:53

        No. He only showers with YO MOMMA!

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        • Pariah

          February 26, 2016 at 15:54

          Been playing some CoD multiplayer lately have you?

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          • Captain JJ the "saviour"

            February 26, 2016 at 15:55

            Damn. Touché

          • Hammersteyn

            February 26, 2016 at 15:55

            A pun like that, his K/D mist be 0.2

          • Captain JJ the "saviour"

            February 26, 2016 at 15:55

            Well, considering how terrible I am at MP FPS games. You just complimented me. Joke’s on you! 😛

          • Hammersteyn

            February 26, 2016 at 15:56

            LOL that bad XD

          • Pariah

            February 26, 2016 at 15:57

            Wow dude, that self trolling. Rough week obviously. Go get a beer. Or something stronger.

          • Captain JJ the "saviour"

            February 26, 2016 at 15:58

            Wife was admitted to hospital again last night. So not the best week. But luckily not nearly as bad as before. So I’m trying to keep things light 🙂

          • Pariah

            February 26, 2016 at 15:59

            Eish man, sorry to hear. :/ Sterkte

          • Captain JJ the "saviour"

            February 26, 2016 at 16:01

            Thanks man

          • Pariah

            February 26, 2016 at 16:04

          • Captain JJ the "saviour"

            February 26, 2016 at 16:04

            It’s so majestic. 😀

          • Hammersteyn

            February 26, 2016 at 16:02

            Best of luck buddy, have a Castle Light then

          • Darren Peach

            February 26, 2016 at 16:02

            Strength man.

          • VampyreSquirrel

            February 26, 2016 at 16:13

            Damn, hope she’s OK and out soon.

          • Krabby Paddy

            February 26, 2016 at 15:58

            Isn’t CoD where all the terrible MP FPS gamer go play?

          • Pariah

            February 26, 2016 at 15:58

            #Shotsfired

            #Shotsmissed

            XD

          • Captain JJ the "saviour"

            February 26, 2016 at 15:59

            LOOOOL

          • Krabby Paddy

            February 26, 2016 at 16:00

            Make great Stormtroopers in Star Wars Battlefront?

          • Captain JJ the "saviour"

            February 26, 2016 at 16:01

            I’m perfectly mediocre in RTS games though. 😀

          • Krabby Paddy

            February 26, 2016 at 16:07

            In all truth it doesn’t matter how good you are, as long as you have a great time playing it! Best of luck with your wife. I hope next week things start looking up.

          • Captain JJ the "saviour"

            February 26, 2016 at 16:08

            Exactly! 😀
            Thanks man. We’re hanging in there.

          • Darren Peach

            February 26, 2016 at 16:20

            Pretty much, but when you say terrible what you really mean is the shameful underbelly of strange encounters where you often hear mom telling son to go to bed. Occasionally you end up in a lobby where you actually hear babies crying. I once entered a lobby where two squeekers were deep in discussion about how the COD community is not as good as it used to be. I also think there is a huge weed smoking contingent judging by all the refrences to the substance I see. If I had to compare, I reckon it’s like venice beach……;)

          • Pariah

            February 26, 2016 at 15:56

            Is your vision cloudy, mind foggy, or have you been playing the sequel to Riven?

      • Darren Peach

        February 26, 2016 at 16:05

        Was trying to be clever by qouting a line from a old film thus illustrating my age by proxie and also make a statement on what the ” kids” are into these days.

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    • Krabby Paddy

      February 26, 2016 at 15:56

      But what about the Nostalgic graphics?

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      • Darren Peach

        February 26, 2016 at 16:02

        Lol.Yeah, all the rage.

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  5. Captain JJ the "saviour"

    February 26, 2016 at 15:52

    Woo!
    Haha. Very strategically posting it at four on a Friday when the views are fewer? 😛
    I must say, I had no idea what to expect. Seems much more interesting than I thought.

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  6. Ryanza

    February 26, 2016 at 15:53

    Did I just see a penis. Well it wouldn’t be much of a game without the penis.

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  7. Hammersteyn

    February 26, 2016 at 15:56

  8. konfab

    February 26, 2016 at 15:58

    They should call the deluxe version:
    Shower with your Dad Stimulator: Gorillas in the Mist edition.

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    • Hammersteyn

      February 26, 2016 at 16:00

      I’ll wait for the soap on a rope edition

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      • Pariah

        February 26, 2016 at 16:00

        XD

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      • VampyreSquirrel

        February 26, 2016 at 16:14

        Is that Shower with your Cell Mate Simulator?

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        • HvR

          February 26, 2016 at 16:18

          Shower with Bubba DLC

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    • Pariah

      February 26, 2016 at 16:00

      They have a shaving mini game according to the screenshots. Does that count?

      Reply

  9. goerge

    February 26, 2016 at 23:10

    u werent as lazi with tis artilce

    Reply

  10. Tyrone Jackson

    February 27, 2016 at 07:19

    Haha you fags give this game a 7/10 yet shit on DOAX3. Nice.

    Reply

  11. Sageville

    February 29, 2016 at 10:08

    At least he took the time to pixelate / censor all the peni…

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    • hairyknees

      February 29, 2016 at 12:15

      All except one 😛

      Reply

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