We’ve seen lots of arty, picturesque images for Gore Verbinski’s The Lone Ranger thus far, but I don’t think any of us are living under the illusion that this film will be anything other than Pirates of the Caribbean with trains and sand. And I am completely OK with that if it turns out to be as fun as this new trailer, which …

I’m pretty sure that Gore Verbinski’s new Lone Ranger is supposed to a big budget action blockbuster, right? Hell, lets just call a spade a spade: it’s Pirates of the Caribbean in the desert with horses. And yet, if you were to ignore the trailers released thus far and just look at any of the promo images released, you’d swear this is some …

You guys won’t believe this, but I’ve got a trailer here for The Lone Ranger, and it has a Armie Hammer to Johnny Depp ratio of at least 65% in his favour. I mean, the film is actually about him, ain’t it? And it seems that early trailers were taking advantage of the Johnny Depp name in order to get …

I’m a huge sucker for western films. From Clint Eastwood asking pertinent questions revolving around a request to whistle Dixie, to John Wayne informing people that they need 100% more lead in their hands, I love ’em. So I’m more than excited for a big budget version of the Lone Ranger. My only concern though? That this will be less …

Aw damn it! It looks like our campaign to get Darryn to play Batman in the upcoming Justice League movie is failing. I’m not 100% certain, but I think it may have had something to do with him not being able to bend at the hips in his suit. Bending at the hips is kind of important. Also, Batboobs. Somebody …

Yesterday saw a couple of pics of Johnny Depp and Armie Hammer late for a train ride, but they weren’t exactly official pics. Not like these ones, nosirreee, which were hand delivered by a horse-drawn wagon with several arrows and bullet holes inside of it. Ah, the joy of working from PE. But wait, there’s more! A trailer has finally …

Christopher Nolan brought a breath of fresh air to the Batman franchise back in 2005 with Batman Begins. Modern, edgy and cool, that film and its two sequels wiped the horrid taste of George Clooney and his bat-nipples from our mouths. That trilogy is over now, and you can bet your batmobile that a new set of films are only …

I’ll say one thing about Mirror Mirror. If you have a daughter under 10, chances are she’ll absolutely love this colourful fantasy comedy – the first of two Snow White fairy tale adaptations coming out in 2012 (the second being Snow White and the Huntsman next month). For everyone else in the audience though there’s little to recommend about Mirror …