Disney appears to have their new voice of Lady, the beloved cocker-spaniel from their timeless love story Lady and the Tramp.

So way back on December 21, 1970 the biggest rock star on the planet, Elvis Presley, initiates a meeting with then President of The United States Of America, Richard Nixon. His motivation for arranging this meeting? Elvis wants Nixon to make him a Federal Agent At Large. No, really. Elvis seriously considers himself Agent material and Nixon is looking for …

Let’s just be honest with each other here. Very, very, very few people ever watched Baywatch for the quality of acting, over-the-top drama (What’s up with all the terrorist plots? Don’t these lifeguards just save people from drowning?!) or endless romantic intrigue. No, more than likely you tuned in every week to just watch physically endowed good looking people (oh …

There’s something about watching any footage for the upcoming bikini heavy Spring Breakers that makes me feel a little uncomfortable. Uncomfortable in the way that if anyone walks in on me watching that, I’m immediattely going to ALT-TAB my way to a Google homepage screen. Because Google is totally interesting, uh huh. Why, I could stare at this simple white …

Ah, Spring Break. That near-mythical holiday where teenagers get to finally live out their dreams of getting as drunk as possible in public while wearing as little as possible. Criminal activities may/may not also occur. Oh but we don’t have Spring Break, down here in SA, so you may not know what I’m talking about. Don’t worry, James Franco’s “grill” …