Jet Li crossing dimensions to murder himself while an underpowered Jason Statham tracks him down in order to prevent him becoming a god and ruling all of time and space. No, it’s not an awesome dream, it’s a film, that actually happened, and it friggin’ rocked! Last Updated: August 22, 2012
There was something “off” about the first Expendables film – something unnecessarily mean-spirited and unlikeable. Perhaps it was the racist treatment of Jet Li’s character? Maybe it was the relentless and increasingly tedious, grim-faced brutality? Or it could have been the general unsportsmanlike nature of it all – with our heroes frequently double- and triple-teaming to beat the stuffing out …
Grizzly action heroes and lithe young dancers are duking it out at the South African box office from today. It’ll be interesting to see who emerges victorious (I suspect the Step Uppers), but either way it’s all about energy and adrenaline this week. Last Updated: August 17, 2012
Me man. Me like like stuff go boom. Me also like flex muscles for camera with big bazooka in hand…. Huh huh. Me can’t wait for Veiny Stroke-face man’s Ekspendobals Expendubbils Big Action Movie With Guns and Muscles Sequel. All the muscle mans are in this. Even Beard-Man who rule internet, and Ballerina Kick Man from Brussel Sprouts. (Yeuch! Steak …
Back at the beginning of the year we profiled the 25 most interesting and eagerly anticipated movie releases from the first 6 months of 2012. Now it’s time to consider the treats in store for cinemagoers in the second half of the year. The Dictator: The latest no holds barred, politically incorrect comedy from Borat and Ali G star Sacha …
Just as promised by one Mr Terrence A. Crews, the full trailer to Expendables 2, the manliest movie ever made, came out last night. And boy it did not disappoint. This is pretty much the 80’s action version of The Avengers, except everybody is the love child of the Hulk and Tony Stark. It’s filled with enough explosions to make even Michael …
We’ve seen plenty of fights in movies, from high-flying kung fu, through to brutal boxing matches and high octane gun battles. But while the majority of those fights also have the habit of making the audience shout DAYUMN every time an uppercut is landed, it’s when a certain tried and tested attack to the lower areas of an anatomy makes …
The first sequel hasn’t even exploded its way onto our screens yet, and already, rumours have begun circulating that gang of macho mercenaries will return to once again kill everything in sight. Randy Couture recently spoke to MovieWeb about the first sequel, breaking the news in the process. Last Updated: March 26, 2012
Have you ever double-checked your doors at night because something just didn’t feel secure? …
A spooky European village. Properly scary castle mania. Vampires. Werewolves! The only thing more frightening, is a glimpse at your empty bank account when it comes to deciding whether or not you can grab Resident Evil Village this month. Capcom's successor to its long-running survival-horror franchise is finally out, and if you've read our review then you know the game is a winner on multiple levels.
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