The Last Days of American Crime is a bad movie. How bad? Well it's now joined a very elite (and very unfortunate) club of badness.

A lot has been said about sub-par, unnecessary sequels, and thanks to Taken 3, a whole lot more is going to be said again. Most of it being very inappropriate to the PG-13 crowd that director Olivier Megaton is so clearly pandering to with this ludicrously bloodless, senseless and useless threequel. While the script by producer Luc Besson and Robert …

Despite the severely diminished male, Adidas tracksuit-wearing population of Eastern Europe, it appears that people still haven’t learned: You need to leave Liam Neeson the hell alone. And you definitely shouldn’t take his stuff (ex-wife, daughter, dignity, pet parakeet, his grandma’s bolognese recipe, etc.). But alas, the average bad guy just doesn’t know how to take a hint, which means Neeson …

We often joke about how Taken 3 would most likely see Liam Neeson’s sammich stolen from him, but the reality of the film project is that it will actually happen. Thanks to the film making plenty of bucks off of a small budget, the entire european continent is going to once again have to stock up on body bags when …

Jeez, I know things are bad in Gotham City right now, what with Batman and Bane duking it out in a no mans land environment, but this new Megaton villain sounds a tad extreme. Wait, that’s the name of the director? And it has nothing to do with a surprise fourth Batman film? Well…damn. Last Updated: December 14, 2012

With all the Superman and Batman talk around here lately, it would be easy to forget that there’s still another big superhero movie coming out soon: Taken 2. Wait, what do you mean you don’t think Liam Neeson is a superhero? The guy punches wolves in the face for fun! And just to remind us of how much of a …

While I still remain unconvinced on the actual narrative merits of a sequel to Taken, the fact of the matter is that it’s just about physically impossible for me to say no to watching Liam Neeson neeson people in the face. Yes, his name is a verb now, that’s how badass he is. Thus far we’ve seen a few images of …