You’ve got to love The Expendables movies. They’re balls to the walls action and make no fuss of having such fancy concepts as an adherence to the laws of physics and proper acting. That, and they’re stuffed with more big-name actors than a badly-sung version of Save The World. Unless you’re greedy and lazy that is. The Expendables 3 is …
Thanks to the work of Sylvester Stallone and his two Expendables movies, old people shooting guns are now considered cool, and not just menaces to society as my grandma and her M4 Carbine found out (hey, she lives in a rough neighbourhood!). But sooner or later, some young whippersnappers also need a chance to blow stuff up with the geriatrics, and that’s …
There was something “off” about the first Expendables film – something unnecessarily mean-spirited and unlikeable. Perhaps it was the racist treatment of Jet Li’s character? Maybe it was the relentless and increasingly tedious, grim-faced brutality? Or it could have been the general unsportsmanlike nature of it all – with our heroes frequently double- and triple-teaming to beat the stuffing out …
Grizzly action heroes and lithe young dancers are duking it out at the South African box office from today. It’ll be interesting to see who emerges victorious (I suspect the Step Uppers), but either way it’s all about energy and adrenaline this week. Last Updated: August 17, 2012
Me man. Me like like stuff go boom. Me also like flex muscles for camera with big bazooka in hand…. Huh huh. Me can’t wait for Veiny Stroke-face man’s Ekspendobals Expendubbils Big Action Movie With Guns and Muscles Sequel. All the muscle mans are in this. Even Beard-Man who rule internet, and Ballerina Kick Man from Brussel Sprouts. (Yeuch! Steak …
Just as promised by one Mr Terrence A. Crews, the full trailer to Expendables 2, the manliest movie ever made, came out last night. And boy it did not disappoint. This is pretty much the 80’s action version of The Avengers, except everybody is the love child of the Hulk and Tony Stark. It’s filled with enough explosions to make even Michael …
The first sequel hasn’t even exploded its way onto our screens yet, and already, rumours have begun circulating that gang of macho mercenaries will return to once again kill everything in sight. Randy Couture recently spoke to MovieWeb about the first sequel, breaking the news in the process. Last Updated: March 26, 2012
Blizzard continues to delight players. This time, the developers have shared information about what’s …
A spooky European village. Properly scary castle mania. Vampires. Werewolves! The only thing more frightening, is a glimpse at your empty bank account when it comes to deciding whether or not you can grab Resident Evil Village this month. Capcom's successor to its long-running survival-horror franchise is finally out, and if you've read our review then you know the game is a winner on multiple levels.
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