What’s in a name? Well, if the mercilessness of the school playground is any indication, then a hell of a lot. Luckily for the 15 characters on this list, they never had to suffer through the horrors of name calling, but we’re changing all of that today. Last Updated: August 14, 2014
I’ll be honest here, and admit that The Expendable movies aren’t exactly made for folks who are looking for fine acting, logical plots are sensible ammo conservation. They’re rip-roaring action flicks witha cast from yesterday that is clearly getting on in years. The previous two flicks were rated slightly above the age of most teenagers, leaving that demographic to either …
What’s that? Your doctor said that you’re low on testosterone and you need a liquid diet of Baysplosion inside of you before you become addicted to hipster documentary films about Pabst Blue Ribbon beer? Actually, that was for me, but I’m more than happy to share the prescription of Stalloneroids that I’ve been prescribed for upcoming movies The Expendables 3 …
It takes a special kind of man to helm an Expendables film. The first one was directed by Sly Stallone himself, while the second, far more action-packed ode to the gut instinct violence of yesteryear was overseen by Simon “Con Air” West. So who’s taking the reins for the third film then? The trilogy-capper to a couple of years of …
The next time something bad happens to the Hollywood sign, instead of repairing it, they should just replace it with a massive billboard of cow udder. “Hollywood: Leave no idea unmilked.” Remember that female Expendables movie that’s already in development? Well, looks like it’s about to get some competition, in the form of The ExpendaBelles. Wait, isn’t that what I …
It was the best of time, it was the blurst of times, an – Wait, what? Stupid monkey, your typing is as bad as the recent profits from the past weekend at the box office! Last Updated: September 10, 2012
There was something “off” about the first Expendables film – something unnecessarily mean-spirited and unlikeable. Perhaps it was the racist treatment of Jet Li’s character? Maybe it was the relentless and increasingly tedious, grim-faced brutality? Or it could have been the general unsportsmanlike nature of it all – with our heroes frequently double- and triple-teaming to beat the stuffing out …
With The Expendables 2 releasing last Friday, along with testosterone-laden trailers for Stallone’s Bullet To The Head and Schwarzenegger’s The Last Stand, you’d be forgiven for thinking Hollywood’s gone macho man mad. But as we’ve seen this year alone with The Hunger Games, Snow White and the Huntsman, Haywire and even Expendables 2 with the inclusion of new cast member Yu …
Traci Braxton husband was Kevin Surratt Sr., a longtime partner who stood by her …
A spooky European village. Properly scary castle mania. Vampires. Werewolves! The only thing more frightening, is a glimpse at your empty bank account when it comes to deciding whether or not you can grab Resident Evil Village this month. Capcom's successor to its long-running survival-horror franchise is finally out, and if you've read our review then you know the game is a winner on multiple levels.
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