Cosmopoliton, the women’s magazine that feature’s more scantily-clad women than most magazines has a habit of dispensing advice relating to carnal matters. In their latest bit of dating counsel, they recommend women who fancy a bit of pickle tickling get a Wii or visit an arcade. Why? Video games lead to more sex! Last Updated: October 19, 2010
I don’t watch a lot of TV at all. I find it boring, not very stimulating and ninety percent of what’s on is sputum-ladened bull crap anyhow. I’d far rather play games. At least they require me to do something more than just sit on my butt, blithely absorbing whatever bollocks is piped through to me. Which leads me to …
Remember the Wii Vitality Sensor? It was revealed to the public at E3 2009 and elicited a resounding “What?†from most people. Since then, the peripheral has been on the down-low, but Siliconera has dug up some information on a new Nintendo patent. The patent covers the details of a game that would use the Vitality Sensor to monitor a …
The Wii’s motion-controlled gaming (and to a lesser extent since the release of Playstation Move, the PS3) has afforded profiteering purveyors of perplexingly pointless plastic periphery the prospect of peddlling their preposterous products. If you thought Microsoft’s Kinect – which is free from controllers of any sort – would be spared all manner of unnecessary accessory – you’d be wrong. …
Sega, through an interview, have announced they will be de-listing all the poor or average Sonic games in lieu of the upcoming Sonic Colours (available for Wii and DS) and Sonic 4 Episode 1(available on practically everything). According to Sega SVP Jurgen Post, they “have to do this” to “increase the value of the brand.” Noble words, Mr Post, just …
Mario is 25 years old. I’m totally older than him, but I don’t get a fancy 25th Anniversary commemorative release, he does. That’s ok, he deserves it after all that trouble he goes to rescuing Peach over and over and over again. What a trooper. The lovely looking Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition box set was initially a Japan-only …
Warning! Cuteness overload! the latest trailer for Kirby’s epic yarn drives home just how goddamned cute everybody’s favourite pink ball of fluff really is. As a long-time Kirby fan, this is easily one of my most anticipated titles right now. Laugh at me all you like, but Kirby rocks, ok? After the jump you’ll find the trailer, which features King …
It looks like EA have finally realised that most people interested in the NBA Phoenix they’ve resurrected from the ashes want it in HD – and they don’t want it to be a gimped version, missing content from the lead Wii version. NBA Jam, originally supposed to be a pack-in title with NBA Elite, is going to be a standalone …
Have you ever double-checked your doors at night because something just didn’t feel secure? …
A spooky European village. Properly scary castle mania. Vampires. Werewolves! The only thing more frightening, is a glimpse at your empty bank account when it comes to deciding whether or not you can grab Resident Evil Village this month. Capcom's successor to its long-running survival-horror franchise is finally out, and if you've read our review then you know the game is a winner on multiple levels.
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