So Just Dance 2015 has released their launch trailer and the game hits shelves and online stores in 2 days.
First up we have the launch trailer with the ridiculously happy looking couple in a room the size of most people’s entire houses.
So nothing overly exciting there, which means we need to spice it up somehow and I think we have the perfect plan. Darryn is a bit of a cosplay and Batman nut and his latest outfit is still sitting in his cupboard from its recent excursion at rAge. Take a look.
Now to gauge interest in our audience on whether or not this is a good idea please fill in our straw poll and the audited results will be forced upon Darryn.
In all seriousness my family, wife and 2 girls, absolutely love the Just Dance series so I know I’m going to be hearing a lot of that song in the coming months. It’s one of those happy, easy going, games that you are either into or not.
And to ensure I hit my word target so Geoff doesn’t spank me, here is the starting track list for Just Dance 2015
Song – Artist
- Tetris – Dancing Bros
- Happy – Pharrell Williams
- Walk This Way – Run DMC & Aerosmith
- I Love It – Icona Pop Ft. Charli XCX
- Only You (and You Alone) – Love Letter
- The Fox – Ylvis
- Summer – Calvin Harris
- Holding Out For a Hero – Bonnie Tyler
- Love Me Again – John Newman
- Burn – Ellie Goulding
- She Looks So Perfect – 5 Seconds of Summer
- Problem – Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea
- 4×4 – Miley Cyrus
- Love Is All – The Sunlight Shakers
- Best Song Ever – One Direction
- Bailando – Enrique Iglesias ft. Descember Bueno and Gente de Zona
- Built For This – Becky G
- You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) – Dead or Alive
- Macarena (Bayside Boys Mix) – The Girly Team
- Ain’t No Mountain High Enough – Martin Gaye ft. Tammi Terrell
- Bang Bang – Jessie J ft. Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj
- Black Widow – Iggy Azalea ft. Rita Ora
- ‘Till I Find You – Austin Mahone
- Me And My Broken Heart – Rixton
- Bad Romance – Lady Gaga
- Maps – Maroon 5
- Diamonds – Rihanna
- Birthday – Katy Perry
- Addicted To You – Avicii ft. Audra Mae
Last Updated: October 22, 2014
Admiral Chief 0
October 22, 2014 at 12:07
I like dem odds!
Thats_how_I_Troll
October 22, 2014 at 12:09
…
Hammersteyn
October 22, 2014 at 12:23
He deserved it, he’s level 27 on a level 24 strike mission after all
Admiral Chief 0
October 22, 2014 at 12:10
I’m curious to the Geoff on Gavin spanking…
A VIDEO MUST BE DONE I SAY!
Captain JJ in the shadow
October 22, 2014 at 12:19
I was so excited for the Batman dance I didn’t even realise there was no “no” option.
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 22, 2014 at 12:29
I looked for that. I say NO to Darryn torture.
Captain JJ in the shadow
October 22, 2014 at 12:31
If you want to kiss ass I would suggest Gavin, otherwise they just make you do chores with no reward.
The cake is a lie.
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 22, 2014 at 12:44
You’re making it sound like I’m white knighting the dark knight.
Captain JJ in the shadow
October 22, 2014 at 12:45
As long as the Dark Knight doesn’t rise you’re okay.
Wait, what?
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 22, 2014 at 12:47
I’m sure we’ll live together in perfect harmony.
RinceThis
October 22, 2014 at 13:07
Why? Gavin rich? tehehe
Thats_how_I_Troll
October 22, 2014 at 13:04
I don’t think Darryn sees this as torture… in Fact he might just do the Macarena, cause you know, you can’t f$@# that up any further…
Hammersteyn
October 22, 2014 at 12:20
I ticked all four boxes just to be sure.
Hammersteyn
October 22, 2014 at 12:22
Hey Darryn, the EFF phoned, they want their boots back 😛
Admiral Chief 0
October 22, 2014 at 12:24
LOOOL
Thats_how_I_Troll
October 22, 2014 at 13:02
But he still has to do the Safety Dance….
Hammersteyn
October 22, 2014 at 13:04
XD
Rags
October 22, 2014 at 12:22
Yes to Darryn. But no thanks for me, my dancing skills rival that of Commander Shepard.
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 22, 2014 at 12:24
What does Batman himself think of this travesty of a poll?…
Admiral Chief 0
October 22, 2014 at 12:24
Silently weeping?
Thats_how_I_Troll
October 22, 2014 at 13:01
Why does the guy in the green shirt look so nervous??? What is in your backpack?
RinceThis
October 22, 2014 at 13:08
That’s sweat 0_O
Admiral Chief 0
October 22, 2014 at 12:24
It’s really funny how he made the crotch area very buff
XD
Hammersteyn
October 22, 2014 at 12:27
Take a look at the reaction of the two guys in the back
Captain JJ in the shadow
October 22, 2014 at 12:27
I know that look.
It’s the “is that guy wearing make-up?” look
RinceThis
October 22, 2014 at 13:08
I bet you do 0_O
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 22, 2014 at 12:43
Reminds me a bit of Ben Stiller in Dodge Ball :/
Captain JJ in the shadow
October 22, 2014 at 12:24
How many socks does it take to fill Darryn’s crotch?
Admiral Chief 0
October 22, 2014 at 12:25
I was thinking the same thing.
I’m guessing 42
Rags
October 22, 2014 at 12:26
Batman speel krieket in sy af tyd.
Captain JJ in the shadow
October 22, 2014 at 12:27
No need to guess where he keeps the ball while he’s no playing.
Hammersteyn
October 22, 2014 at 12:28
I thought he played batminton 😛
Captain JJ in the shadow
October 22, 2014 at 12:28
Oh niiiice
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 22, 2014 at 12:42
With a shuttlecockrobin?
Hammersteyn
October 22, 2014 at 12:51
hahahah
Thats_how_I_Troll
October 22, 2014 at 12:32
Can we make song and move suggestions for Batman??? If so, I nominate Batman to twerk to Bad romance from Lady Gaga…
Edit: While teabagging the Diabolical SnowCabbage
Captain JJ in the shadow
October 22, 2014 at 12:35
I nominate Dance A$$
HvR
October 22, 2014 at 12:42
Fat guy on vine dance
Thats_how_I_Troll
October 22, 2014 at 12:54
I smell a dance off!!!! (refresh for pic, hopefully)
HvR
October 22, 2014 at 12:54
Shame batmetal isn’t on the list. In the photo it looks like Darryn is about to do the Running-Batman
Thats_how_I_Troll
October 22, 2014 at 12:59
Lol, was the first thing that popped up in my head when I saw this article…
Weanerdog
October 22, 2014 at 12:34
Not exactly my type of playlist although I do own a cd from one of the artists.
Captain JJ in the shadow
October 22, 2014 at 12:36
Aerosmith? That’s one of the few names I recognize on there.
Weanerdog
October 22, 2014 at 12:38
Yes, I recognise some of the names but only like 3 of the songs.
Weanerdog
October 22, 2014 at 12:35
I was going to vote no, but alas that option didn’t exist and so i just voted for all of them.
Thats_how_I_Troll
October 22, 2014 at 12:39
Remember Kids: Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman!
Weanerdog
October 22, 2014 at 12:39
Sucks to be those parents
Captain JJ in the shadow
October 22, 2014 at 12:40
I’m not sure if my parents are going to be too thrilled about this.
Ryanza
October 22, 2014 at 12:55
I could do with some Batman singing, Ain’t no mountain high enough.
Thats_how_I_Troll
October 22, 2014 at 13:07
LOL, but that would require Gavin, Batman and Geoff… The rest can be backup dancers…
RinceThis
October 22, 2014 at 13:07
What the hell?! Where is @guild and NukNuk? They did a lovely duet to the god awful Snow song, classic!
RinceThis
October 22, 2014 at 13:10
isn’t Martha or Sandy supposed to review this? I mean they are the noobs, or a people just afraid that Martha sings like Barry White?
HvR
October 22, 2014 at 13:12
Then we NEED a second video as well.
Problem – featuring Sandy in costume as Ariana Grande and martha in custome Iggy Azalea
Ryanza
October 22, 2014 at 13:38
Batman on SABC news. at 33 second point.
Sageville
October 22, 2014 at 13:44
Can we assume D will be reviewing as a video kitted in full batman or in lumo yoga pants?