Sega has a big Steam sale this weekend

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SEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hey! It’s payday! That means you have money! I have no idea what that is these days, as I happen to have a magical card which I charge purchases to. I’ve had it for the last five months and 30 days, and it has made my life so much easier. And ostentatious. Boy, I can’t wait to charge some new games to it, because what could possibly go wrong?

While I dig myself out of Chapter 44 bankruptcy ( That’s SUPER-bankruptcy), here’s a look at what’s on sale on Steam this weekend. Sega’s key draw here, is easily Alien: Isolation. The game where you have to avoid a killer open-mouth kiss from an extra-terrestrial organism will be available for $12.49 thanks to a massive discount, while other gems will also have their prices slashed. There’s even a ton of Total War games to catch up on, if you’re up for it. Here’s a  few of them, that I cherry-picked out:

  • The Typing Of The Dead – $4.99
  • Valkyria Chronicles – $6.79
  • Company of Heroes 2 – $9.99
  • Aliens: Colonial Marines –  Hahahahahaha, just kidding guys
  • Binary Domain – $7.99

Alternatively, you can buy a massive bundle pack of Sega games which is “valued” at $353, which is heavy on the retro goods, for $80. You know, in case you need all the games, or you have no idea what an emulator is. The sale ends on March 30. So buy all the things? This article was not sponsored by Sega, because that would just be crazy. Like the superb prices listed above in this post. Mhhhmmm! Tastes like Dawn Of War to me!

Last Updated: March 27, 2015

Darryn Bonthuys

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