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There’s an adult VR game controller, because of course there is [NSFW]

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As a warning, this is probably not all that safe for work. Virtual Reality is coming this year, and if the makers of a new gaming peripheral have their way, you might be too. We all know that sex sells, and one of the industries that will drive the adoption of Virtual Reality – as it did with VHS and the internet – is the adult entertainment one. Yup, porn.

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Virtual Reality pornography is already being made – and now there’s a controller in prototyping to take advantage of the Virtual Reality digital pornography that’s likely to flood the market. The controller is essentially a set of twin sticks, surrounded by a mass of silicone that you stick your penis in to, provided you have one. It’s a fancy fleshlight with analogue sticks, accompanied by a few servos, pressure sensors and motors so that you feel what’s happening in the game or video you’re busy enjoying.

“VirtuaDolls has been in development now for well over a year,” says its Indiegogo page. “We started off creating a virtual reality controller that has slowly evolved into what it is today: an extremely interactive device that makes fantasies real. This project is so much more to us than another adult toy. We want to take immersion to the next level and give people the ability to experience whatever their minds can come up with.”

There’ll be an optional vacuum attachment to not only simulate oral sex, but also to make it easy to clean. Grim.

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If you’re worried your tackle might come in to contact with a motor, its makers assure that it’s safe to use.

“It is extremely safe. There are fail-safes in both the hardware and the software to prevent any mishaps or injuries. There are no sharp parts and the motors used inside are not physically strong enough to cause any injury. The silicone is also nearly 1″ thick, giving more than enough of a barrier between you and any moving part.”

The peripheral will ship with an included game called Girls of Arcadia. Buy in to the highest funding tier, and you’ll be able to create your very own virtual girl to have virtual sex with.

If you think they’re being a bit exclusionary with their heteronormative male-centric digital sex toy, you’re right – but if funding is successful, they plan on making one for ladies – though nothing explicitly for homosexual men or women.

“If we’re successful here, yes, we plan on releasing a female version of the product which can be used with adult gaming, or multiplayer experiences.”

Last Updated: February 2, 2016

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  1. Alien Emperor Trevor

    February 2, 2016 at 10:13

    Reply

    • RinceThis

      February 2, 2016 at 10:19

      AGENTS of S.H.E.’L.L?

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        February 2, 2016 at 10:54

        More like Agents of P.H.W.O.A.R. #amirite!

        Reply

    • Ir0nseraph

      February 2, 2016 at 11:02

      ^This

      Reply

    • BurninZ

      February 2, 2016 at 12:31

      wow, ya, ummmm. Im at a loss for words, lets find a meme…

      Reply

  2. Jan Prins

    February 2, 2016 at 10:13

    Multiplayer experiences?? “Bend over! I wanna play The Division on yo ass!”

    Reply

    • Captain JJ 'saurus

      February 2, 2016 at 10:37

      Using Uplay gives that experience already

      Reply

      • BakedBagel

        February 2, 2016 at 10:38

        Shots

        Reply

  3. Jan Prins

    February 2, 2016 at 10:16

    WOnder if you will get ‘Hardware Undetectable” error messages when attempting to play this game.

    Reply

  4. Pieter Kruger

    February 2, 2016 at 10:17

  5. RinceThis

    February 2, 2016 at 10:18

    hahaha

    Reply

  6. RinceThis

    February 2, 2016 at 10:19

    But will it come in a special FF edition?

    Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 2, 2016 at 10:28

      Well I can see characters with purple hair, so pink hair should be there too.

      Reply

  7. schitsophrenic-toothbrush

    February 2, 2016 at 10:20

    I wonder if there will be micro-transactions…you will need to pay before you knob :p

    Reply

    • Guild

      February 2, 2016 at 10:46

      Give it that realistic hooker vibe XD

      Reply

  8. Greylingad[CNFRMD]

    February 2, 2016 at 10:23

  9. Hammersteyn

    February 2, 2016 at 10:36

    And that’s how we beat AIDS

    Reply

    • Original Heretic

      February 2, 2016 at 10:51

      Unless you share your device.

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        February 2, 2016 at 11:17

        sad thing is there’s people that would share it

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        • HvR

          February 2, 2016 at 11:40

          Just had image of walking into BT Games with a couple of these in the 2nd hand bin.

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            February 2, 2016 at 11:54

            HAHAHA

  10. Captain JJ 'saurus

    February 2, 2016 at 10:37

    It’s not like no one saw this coming.

    Reply

    • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

      February 2, 2016 at 10:40

      *him

      Reply

      • BakedBagel

        February 2, 2016 at 10:40

        You said coming.

        heh

        Reply

        • Captain JJ 'saurus

          February 2, 2016 at 10:49

          😀

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    • RinceThis

      February 2, 2016 at 10:46

      0-O

      Reply

      • Captain JJ 'saurus

        February 2, 2016 at 10:49

        Yea, I went there!

        Reply

  11. Guild

    February 2, 2016 at 10:47

    “Defeat Mythical beasts” with what? Your sword? Do you get dual action there?

    Reply

  12. Guild

    February 2, 2016 at 10:47

    So who is reviewing this one or do we vote?

    Reply

    • Captain JJ 'saurus

      February 2, 2016 at 10:49

      I vote Matty

      Reply

      • Guild

        February 2, 2016 at 10:51

        I was thinking Geoff or Gavin for this one

        Reply

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          February 2, 2016 at 10:52

          Doesn’t Sandy do the hardware reviews?

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          • Guild

            February 2, 2016 at 10:52

            True. Sandy does. But I think a drunk Gavin would be a laugh with this one

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            February 2, 2016 at 11:01

            Yes, but alcohol probably isn’t the best choice for a review of this nature. 😀

          • Guild

            February 2, 2016 at 11:19

            Probably the worst but for us the most entertaining

        • Captain JJ 'saurus

          February 2, 2016 at 10:52

          Hmmm. Maybe Gavin. Seems like something the leader should do to assert his dominance. ;P

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          • Gavin Mannion

            February 2, 2016 at 11:50

            aw what a pity that Geoff is the leader of LG since the beginning of the year..

          • Guild

            February 2, 2016 at 11:53

            Geoff is starting to wonder how he fell for for the trap

          • Captain JJ 'saurus

            February 2, 2016 at 11:57

            Haha.
            Geoff it is then!

          • Guild

            February 2, 2016 at 12:04

            XD Geoff to review

          • Geoffrey Tim

            February 2, 2016 at 12:04

            Single benefit of being the boss though – I can delegate. HEYYYYYY MATTTTYYYYYYYYYY.

          • Guild

            February 2, 2016 at 12:04

            XD

          • hairyknees

            February 2, 2016 at 12:13

            NO GOD PLEASE NO

          • Ir0nseraph

            February 2, 2016 at 12:45

            Well there is a horror game waiting for you.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            February 2, 2016 at 13:37

            Just think of it as another FNAF play through.

            Only in this case FNAF stands for Fapping, (K)Nobbing and Fellatio.

  13. Jac7

    February 2, 2016 at 10:51

    Best (and most awkward) multiplayer experience ever.

    Reply

  14. Ryanza

    February 2, 2016 at 11:10

    Are we entering the cyberpunk world. Once they have our cocks the rest doesn’t matter. Yes put the RFID chip in my hand. In fact, infect those nano bots right into the blood. Fuck it, just give me the robot arm and 4k eye-ball cam.

    Don’t Support DRM. Don’t let them DRM your ….

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    • Johnson

      February 2, 2016 at 11:20

      I must say that trailer will fit right into the game, Cyberpunk 2077. It’s so cyberpunk. Isn’t it.

      Reply

  15. HvR

    February 2, 2016 at 11:36

    So if someone walks in on you it looks like your giving R2D2 a throbbing

    Reply

  16. Deceased

    February 2, 2016 at 11:54

  17. AfricanTime

    February 2, 2016 at 12:02

    at least it will have the quickest 100% completion in a video game.

    Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 2, 2016 at 12:14

      Looks like CliffyB was right yesterday after all, SP is way more expensive than MP.

      Reply

  18. Nikola

    February 2, 2016 at 13:02

    Bwahahahahaha!!!

    Reply

  19. Peter Pan

    February 2, 2016 at 14:27

    Where do I sign up!

    Reply

  20. Guava_Eater

    February 2, 2016 at 16:00

    I’ll expect to see a full and professional hardware review….. 😉

    Reply

  21. Darren Peach

    February 2, 2016 at 18:15

    Mmkay. I totally get why this would sell and will be a thing. What I don’t get is the marketing video. If memory serves me correctly, Tron came out in the eighties and in my experience, Vfx and Motion graphics are lightyears ahead of this “edgy” pile of shite. I guess all their marketing cash was spent on product development.

    Reply

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