In Other News – 2 October 2014

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Candice HGH

As much as I craved summer, I miss winter just a little already. This heat uses some dark magic which converts the weight of my eyelids into anvils, and only napping seems to fix it. The dreams I have during those brief moments are becoming rather ridiculous. Just yesterday I dreamt that I was late with a review and Geoff told me not to worry about it. I woke up immediately because I knew the concept of Geoff being nice was just absurd!

In Other News: Gran Turismo gets a track, another Final Fantasy lands on the Vita, The Metal Gear Solid candy gets eaten, and Monster Hunter looks so good on the new 3DS.

Here’s the news we didn’t post because we were too busy making horrible jokes using fishing puns. Don’t take the bait!

News

Hideo Kojima and Shinji Mikami Talk Horror Games
Chariot available on Xbox One; Free for Xbox Live Gold members
Angry Bird publisher to layoff as many as 130 as it simplifies organization
Themes Come To PlayStation Vita As Part Of Update 3.30
Telltale’s The Walking Dead gets PS4 and Xbox One release date

Stuff

This Isabelle purse is absolutely adorable
Win tickets to the ESL One New York Dota 2 tournament (somebody buy me a plane ticket please?)
The Monster Hunter 4G New Nintendo 3DS XL sure looks slick
An Assassin’s Creed mech has been added to RTS game AirMech Arena
The best gaming keyboards

Videos

Resident Evil – BSAA Costume Trailer

Dota 2 WTF Moments 70

Dying Light – Be the Zombie Trailer

What’s on at The Movies

This trailer for INHERENT VICE has done good!
We review Dracula Untold – Bat-man begins in bombastic but bloodless reboot
This new trailer and featurette for INTERSTELLAR will always find a way
Blood is thicker than water in this first trailer for JUSTICE LEAGUE: THRONE OF ATLANTIS
CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN DRAGON: LEGEND OF THE GREEN BLADE release plan leads to angry cinemas, sulky rejection
Top List Thursday: Things that made you scream BOOOOOYAH in movies

Model: Candice Bettis

Last Updated: October 2, 2014

Matthew Figueira

Defence of the Ancients? More like Defence of the cabbages! Have you seen my head? I look like a Merino Sheep on pole. NO SHANGE only SHAPPIES! :D

  • ReaperOfSquirrels

    *Looks at other pics* not sure about this chick… can’t put my finger on what’s making me unsure.

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      It’s the bike.

      • Hammersteyn

        Tattooed Hottie = Oxymoron

        • Admiral Chief 0

          LOL

      • JJ of Meridian

        Maybe she likes it dirty, then a racing bike or a cruiser wouldn’t have worked.

      • ReaperOfSquirrels

        Funny thing is the bike was the first thing I noticed in the pic… immediately tells me that something’s not right.

      • He likes KAs instead.

  • Admiral Chief 0

    Nope

    • HvR

      Prefer my ladies with less ink than Rapport front page.

      • Admiral Chief 0

        XD

    • Hammersteyn

      She has the mark of……. everything.

  • Hammersteyn
    • HvR
    • Mike

      Do you have that saved as your background or something? That pic always pops up so quickly.

      • Hammersteyn

        NEVAR FORGET!

        • Scruff304

          Wish I could forget… Still haunts me…

          • Hammersteyn

            I bet you’ll forget the tattooed lady. One bad memory is better than a dozen.

      • JJ of Meridian

        In case you didn’t know, that’s a pic of Admiral Chief.

        • Admiral Chief 0

          I’m much better looking

          • JJ of Meridian

            Facial hair does that. ;P

          • Hammersteyn

            So does eye liner?

          • Admiral Chief 0

            BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

          • JJ of Meridian

            Where do you think he learned to put it on so well?

          • Hammersteyn

            lol

    • ReaperOfSquirrels

      OMG! WHY!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?

      • Hammersteyn

        Because It’s puza thursday and I’m giving everyone a reason to go drink tonight

  • Hammersteyn
    • ReaperOfSquirrels

      They’re just trying to bait us so we’re into it hook line and sinker.

      • Hammersteyn

        I “reely” can’t believe I fell for it.

        • ReaperOfSquirrels

          I guess they figured we cod always make this crap up on the fly

          • JJ of Meridian

            *fish bait hook shark whale beach pun*
            (sorry, I’ve got nothing)

          • Hammersteyn

            Let minnow when you do.

          • Admiral Chief 0

            Stop floundering around

          • JJ of Meridian

            We need to scale back on these puns

          • ReaperOfSquirrels

            I trout many people cod come up with many fish or fishing puns

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    I like tattoos, but on the back of the hand too? Just doesn’t look right.

    • Hammersteyn

      And Cape Coast in a arch over her belly, what if she moves to JHB

      • HvR

        Add “To J’Burg” below the naval?

      • JJ of Meridian

        Why would you ever want to move there? 😛

        • HvR

          Because the people of Cape Town chased you away for tattooing Cape Coast over your belly.

          • JJ of Meridian

            Sounds about right.

        • Hammersteyn

          Just an example

          • JJ of Meridian

            YOU’RE an example! 😉

          • Hammersteyn

            I sure am.

      • HvR

        Worst tattoo I’ve seen was on some stupid reality show about correcting idiotic tattoos. Guy had a big 6″ dagga zol tattooed on his forearm; after it settled it was a 6″ turd.

  • ReaperOfSquirrels

    Come on Disqus! I’d like to see my notifications sometime TODAY!

    • Hammersteyn

      Strange, mine works peachy.

      • ReaperOfSquirrels

        I think it was just having a “moment”, it’s fine again.

  • JJ of Meridian

    Why is it 18 September? Did I miss the magic school bus again?

    • HvR

      Guy naming Microsoft products started working for Lagz.

      • JJ of Meridian

        lol

    • ReaperOfSquirrels

      And they can’t even edit it atm… XD

    • hairyknees

      Oh ffs xD I don’t know how I let that happen!

      • Admiral Chief 0

        TO THE CORNER!!!!

    • Hammersteyn

      Well spotted, my eyes were stuck to the girl who was attacked by tattoo artists

  • Umar

    What FF game comes to vita?

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