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The Cookie Clicker Diaries: Day 118 – baking in the dough

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Cookie Clicker 2.0 day 118

Back in February, I told you all about Cookie Clicker version 2.0. I laughed, a lot actually, because I knew I would be ruining productivity for some people that day. Little did I know though, that writing that article would result in my own horrible dip in productivity…

Ladies and gentlemen, It has been 118 days since I started my Cookie Clicker run, and yes, I’m still playing today. That’s around four months, or 2834 hours to be exact, spent making fake treats for nobody! Do I have any regrets? Not at all. In fact, I’m currently saving for a heavenly upgrade that will boost my cookie production even further.

Speaking of which, how many cookies per second should one expect to be making after playing for 118 days? My run hasn’t been perfect (it took me a while to figure out some neat tricks and grab some important upgrades), but I’m currently sitting on 309.271 sextillion CpS. Yet, I will not rest – I NEED MORE COOKIES!

Anyhow, I thought you’d all perchance be interested in seeing some statistics regarding this lengthy run. Here’s a breakdown of my numbers…

  • Cookies baked this ascension: 138.791 Octillion
  • Cookies baked all time: 738.887 Octillion
  • Ascensions: 21
  • Prestige level: 843,476 (so that’s +843,476% CpS)
  • Prestige upgrades unlocked: 40/56 (71%)
  • Upgrades unlocked: 290/319 (90%)
  • Achievements: 220/250 (88%)
  • Max CpS (currently): 309.271 sextillion
  • Buildings (currently) owned: 4180
  • Cookies per click: 37.048 sextillion
  • Golden cookie clicks (all time): 1238

Based on those achievements, it looks like I’m reaching the end of my overall Cookie Clicker run. What will I do once I’ve baked ALL of the things and unlocked everything? Oh I don’t know, go back to ordinary life I suppose.

Until then, I’ll be working hard on my bakery. There is still so much to buy, so much to click, and so many more cookies to bake! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to make sure my grandmas are working hard.

  • HairyEwok

    If you have time to play this nonsense then you have time to re-review a horror game.

  • Admiral Chief Protector

    Matty ascending….now that is a horror in itself…

    • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

      And the hair arose from his scalp ascending towards the heavens choking all manner of creatures in his wake even so far that it stopped the moon from orbiting and putting a stop to the tides

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

          XD

    • HairyEwok

      As long as his not ascending to Jupiter its fine by me.

      • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

        Worst movie ever!

      • Jupiter is not so bad. Neural Sensors drop from there and they are a resources that is used a lot 🙂

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          lol

          • I am waiting to get nailed for my spelling and grammar xD

          • Admiral Chief Protector

            Corner of shame?

          • Might as well be in there forever if it’s for spelling xD

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            I’ll hold you a seat

        • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

          Warframe, Jupiter Ascending, wow they both have something in common. Namely Boredom

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            XD

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            O crap, it’s a gif

          • That’s why it took so long on this wonderful 2016 internet tech we have blasting away at 50kbps 🙂

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            He hardly moves

          • Admiral Chief Protector

            SO INTENSE

        • Admiral Chief Protector

          ^This

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    NO SHANGE ONLY COOKIES

    • Admiral Chief Protector

      Haha

    • hairyknees

      xD

  • DragonSpirit009

    It’s all fun and games untill you have to bake the real thing!! That crap always fails!

    • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

      Same thing happens when I try to do the dishes

      • Admiral Chief Protector

        Throw them out, buy new ones, bachelor style!

        (or let the dog lick them clean)

        • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

          He did a piss poor job on my car and he still has the nerve to beg for food

      • Greylingad[He Charges!]

        One can wash paper plates?

        • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

          I found out to my own amazement the other day that I have real plates O_o Normally I just use beer and whiskey glasses

          • Greylingad[He Charges!]

            Hahaha! I did the exact same thing, but I also learnt that pouring out the beer before adding the whiskey helps…

        • Dresden

          I saw on that Extreme Cheapskate show (I think that’s the name) , people washing used toilet paper. So yes, if they can do that surely somebody out there are washing their paper plates!

          • Greylingad[He Charges!]

            The words “stretching it a little far” comes to mind, that is insane!!

  • VampyreSquirrel

    But Matt, the important question is this… Is the Hairyknees or the Wookiee winning?

    • Admiral Chief Protector

      I need to know this

    • I thought clicker heroes was the esport of this category?

      • VampyreSquirrel

        Matt and Garth have their own competition thing going… or had… I don’t know and I NEED TO KNOW!!!

    • HairyEwok

      None, the Ewok came and kneecapped both with a stone and ran away with the winnings.

      • VampyreSquirrel

        COOKIEEEEES!!!!

    • hairyknees

      I am 😛

      • VampyreSquirrel

        I’ll ask Garth the same question… see if you’re lying 😛

  • Viking Of Science

    as good a place as any for this link:

    http://factoryidle.com/

    #BetterThanCookieClicker

  • Matthew Holliday

    cookieclicker best, set myself going on it a few times, never more than 3 weeks at a time though, got it to a few trillion per second once, but i didnt have that tasty +800000% :<

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