Imagine if video games were like, drugs…man

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Jay and Silent Bob

Video games are totally addictive you know. More addictive than alcohol, more addictive than Oreo biscuits and far more habit-forming than collecting kittens. In fact, they’re kinda like drugs. So which drugs fit which games then? And why won’t anyone think of the children?

Blame Dorkly for this one. They sifted through a stack of games and mind-bending tablets and herbs, and came up with the following comparisons:

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After a hard day of Geoff and Gavin calling me lame, nothing calms me down more than a puff on some Pokémon Crystal…

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