What a day it has been! While Gavin was working his technical wizardry, I went out to run some errands. Did you know that shopping centers actually have enough parking during the day? I didn’t have to stab anyone to get a spot, and now I’m wondering how to express my violent tendencies.
In Other News: Final Fantasy isn’t going West, real sand in your sandbox and bookies are betting on FIFA 15.
Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy punching our screens while rocking out the tears.
News
Developers don’t want you to lose faith in DayZ
Microsoft will replace your noisy Xbox One
New Final Fantasy coming to Japan only
eSports to surpass hockey
Batman, Crew exclusive to PS4 in Japan
$500 million Destiny investment shows Activision’s confidence
Stuff
Sega making a real-sand sandbox game
Sailor Moon lingerie, of course
Mercedes comes to Driveclub before real life
Bookies betting on FIFA 15
Video
Team Fortress 2 Honest Trailer:
Will New 3DS merge with Wii U GamePad?
Godzilla Honest Trailer
The Movies
Rumour: Warner Bros working on LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES movie
Keanu Reeves and Roland Emmerich are headed to NEW ANGELES
Midweek Mouth-Off: The sequels that should (or shouldn’t) have happened
J-LO GETS PRETTY WET WITH THE BOY NEXT DOOR IN THIS TRAILER
Listen to this new trailer and images for DOCTOR WHO
VIDI TV and movie streaming service launched in South Africa
SUPERGIRL TV series confirmed to be in development
Model: The Hitachi Magic Wand
Last Updated: September 10, 2014
WarframedSquirrel
September 10, 2014 at 16:06
I… have no words on that header.
I’m trying to find a way to get Destiny… could go ebucks route to lower the overall cost on my budget… hmmmm…
Scruff304
September 10, 2014 at 16:20
The amount of times I’ve been tempted to use my ebucks for gaming related things is crazy… Didn’t know I had so much will power!
Trying to save them for flights to CT in Dec.
Skyblue
September 10, 2014 at 23:01
Fuck that, I use mine for smoothie makers and food processors at least until Matilda’s accepts eBucks for their sex toys.
Scruff304
September 11, 2014 at 08:19
Ha ha ha… Only saw this comment this morning… Now I have coffee all over my screen! Thanks!
Skyblue
September 11, 2014 at 08:58
🙂
OVGrounded new game+++
September 10, 2014 at 16:26
😛
Skyblue
September 10, 2014 at 23:02
You live. Bought UFC for PS4 and haven’t touched it again after a 4 hour play session. Something is missing in that game and it feels like soul.
Hammersteyn
September 10, 2014 at 16:06
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/dd/ddb7c7e2f0a2756fecc07b3d8561aa5253eaebc400fd7fc455f860e1b60c304f.jpg
Dutch Matrix
September 10, 2014 at 16:11
Does it come or does she come? That is the question…
WarframedSquirrel
September 10, 2014 at 16:07
Zoe… you do realize that’s not a PS Move controller… right?
Hammersteyn
September 10, 2014 at 16:08
is it a back massager?
WarframedSquirrel
September 10, 2014 at 16:11
Must be… O_o
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 10, 2014 at 16:12
What else could it be? O_o
WarframedSquirrel
September 10, 2014 at 16:16
You should ask your girlf… oh…. damn… sorry.
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 10, 2014 at 16:18
It’s a stick blender?
WarframedSquirrel
September 10, 2014 at 16:20
Suuuuuureee…. yeah… that’s TOTALLY what it is…
Hammersteyn
September 10, 2014 at 16:12
It’ll move something though
OVGrounded new game+++
September 10, 2014 at 16:28
Clitorelse
The Adventures of JJ
September 10, 2014 at 16:30
Hammering doesn’t work everything.
Hammersteyn
September 10, 2014 at 16:30
Hahaha
Hammersteyn
September 10, 2014 at 16:11
So because the Boner sold only 24 000 units in Japan Arkham Knight and The Crew won’t be released in Japan for the XBOX One. Are they insane??? How are you supposed the sell the damn thing if there are no games for it???
SojournZA
September 10, 2014 at 16:30
digital downloads?
Hammersteyn
September 10, 2014 at 16:30
Dunno, no mention in the link Zoe posted above
Admiral Chief Assassin
September 10, 2014 at 16:11
That header is NSFW
Hammersteyn
September 10, 2014 at 16:14
Well you’re a moderator aren’t you 😛
The Adventures of JJ
September 10, 2014 at 16:15
For how much he loves correcting people’s spelling he should change his name to Administrator Chief. 😉
Hammersteyn
September 10, 2014 at 16:16
We should address him as “ze grammar fuhrer”
The Adventures of JJ
September 10, 2014 at 16:17
of mein Kempff
Hammersteyn
September 10, 2014 at 16:19
LOL!
Admiral Chief Assassin
September 10, 2014 at 23:05
Permission granted
OVGrounded new game+++
September 10, 2014 at 16:18
Not safe for women.
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 10, 2014 at 16:13
Not a patch on this… or so I’ve heard…
Hammersteyn
September 10, 2014 at 16:15
O_o
Skyblue
September 11, 2014 at 08:54
YOH! LOL!
The Adventures of JJ
September 10, 2014 at 16:14
Do not use pictured object as pretend microphone.
Hammersteyn
September 10, 2014 at 16:15
Do use it to bludgeon a burglar
Dutch Matrix
September 10, 2014 at 16:16
Or do… and see your mother/father’s ability to handle awkward situations put to the test?
The Adventures of JJ
September 10, 2014 at 16:20
I do not want to be that parent
OVGrounded new game+++
September 10, 2014 at 16:17
Sweet Wii mote.
Hammersteyn
September 10, 2014 at 16:18
I thought it was PS Move controller at first
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4018412032/h2A30D72D/
OVGrounded new game+++
September 10, 2014 at 16:21
…
Hammersteyn
September 10, 2014 at 16:21
So since Zoe opened up a can of worms, here’s how to win at wrestling
http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-wrestling-dildo-nsfw-380067.gif
OVGrounded new game+++
September 10, 2014 at 16:23
….
Hammersteyn
September 10, 2014 at 16:24
Yeah, he’d probably compete
WarframedSquirrel
September 10, 2014 at 16:24
LOL
Cat
September 10, 2014 at 17:08
This made me laugh way too much for far too long…!
Ryanza
September 10, 2014 at 16:24
Just what i need. A nice back massager.
HvR
September 10, 2014 at 17:05
Think the original design wasn’t for that end but what ever floats your boat. No judgement.
HvR
September 10, 2014 at 17:09
LOL, just read the article on it, the naive designers at Hitachi designed it as a massager until the loose American women of the 60’s re-purposed it.
Seems it took Hitachi almost 5 decades to realize why it was selling so well in the US.
Her Highness the Hipster
September 10, 2014 at 17:55
i love how the CEO is like “um, no it’s not for that…” tehehehehe
Ryanza
September 10, 2014 at 17:59
One massage a day keeps the prostate doctor away?
ToshZA
September 10, 2014 at 16:25
Magic wand you say?
Anon A Mouse
September 10, 2014 at 16:37
Is that Zoe’s lasso of truth that she so famously wield?
CypherGate
September 10, 2014 at 16:38
Ok now that sort of header i didnt expect! LOL
Ryanza
September 10, 2014 at 16:39
Lazygamer treats objects like women, man.
Thats_how_I_Troll
September 10, 2014 at 16:41
Just FYI : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitachi_Magic_Wand
Her Highness the Hipster
September 10, 2014 at 17:56
it makes me too happy how many of you recognized wired wednesday’s model 🙂
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 10, 2014 at 19:10
Probably because a lot of us have had to change the plug on it.
Skyblue
September 10, 2014 at 23:00
*centres*
We’re Saffa’s.
Skyblue
September 10, 2014 at 23:05
It would seem u need a power adapter for that contraption. Smaller and variable speeds might seem a more logical choice for the enlightened.
Not to mention batteries.
Her Highness the Hipster
September 11, 2014 at 07:11
batteries can run out, wired versions have, um, stamina?
Skyblue
September 11, 2014 at 08:57
hehe