It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Mostly though, it was the weird weather times that are exhausting me with all the changes of clothing throughout the day. I swear I’m not blowing hot and cold, but someone certainly is.
In Other News: Dead or Alive is springing back, Bayonetta is getting her own Nintendo Direct and Piracy could be good or bad.
Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy replacing barrel bottoms.
News
Tactical RPG Natural Doctrine misses a turn, out a week later
When plan A is not an option, try this PayDay 2 DLC
Bayonetta 2 gets its own Nintendo Direct tomorrow
Starbucks digital visionary becomes EA marketing chief
Dead Or Alive 5 Last Round coming Spring 2015
Sony releases open source level editor dev tool
Stuff
Piracy killed the Dreamcast, Piracy saved the Dreamcast
Inside a video game voiceover studio
Goodbye PS3, it was fun for seven years
Videos
This recut movie trailer is genius:
Worst gaming accessories:
Sonic’s hidden social commentary:
Movies
It’s back to horror school in this red band trailer for The ABCs Of Death 2
What do you see when look at this new trailer for The Equalizer?
This was the worst-performing movie summer in 17 years
This trailer for Monsters: Dark Continent has your back
Midweek Mouth -Off – When do you give up?
Dax Shepard to make a CHIPS movie for Warner Bros, Michale Pena to co-star
This new trailer for Dracula Untold wants the power to destroy its enemies
Model: Coffee Brewing Alarm Clock
Last Updated: September 3, 2014
Mossel
September 3, 2014 at 16:04
That coffee brewing alarm clock! O_O
Must. Have. It.
Sith JJ
September 3, 2014 at 16:15
Me too.
Brady miaau
September 3, 2014 at 16:49
Nah, just think about. After about five snoozes, the coffee is cold, the milk is STILL in the fridge, in the kitchen, like a million steps away, and you still have no coffee, but your cat is very, very alert.
ZubSaber a.k.a Hans
September 3, 2014 at 18:45
Agreed, snooze for life.
In your pic though… Your cat can’t be very alert with a boep like that.
Mossel
September 4, 2014 at 07:30
hahaha I can just imagine the cat sitting there…twitching! I don’t mind coffee without milk, so I should be sorted! Snooze is evil, once you start snoozing it’s over. I’ve managed to get it down to one snooze!
William6135
September 3, 2014 at 22:24
Anyone who needs an extra income, I can highly recommend this gig…… I worked it for 3 months and it helped me when I was between jobs….. I’ve earned $3000 in 10 days… Now I have a new job so I am not doing it anymore but I can say it’s a great source of extra monthly income. You can check it out here>http://www.moneygoogle/2014/8/11……,,,..
Hammersteyn
September 3, 2014 at 16:07
Why is that alarm clock so damn expensive!? It’s a bloody R150 peculator with a simple digital clock
http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-cats-1484741.gif
Sith JJ
September 3, 2014 at 16:17
I read your comment and thought, eh, a grand is still fine for something like that. Then I checked the link.
Oh hellllllll…..no
Hammersteyn
September 3, 2014 at 16:20
A Grand is almost too much
Sith JJ
September 3, 2014 at 16:24
I think after one day of waking up to the wonderful scent of fresh coffee I’ll be able to justify a grand. But that’s because I’m lazy.
Kensei Seraph
September 4, 2014 at 07:40
If I woke up to the smell of coffee I’d throw it into the closest incinerator.
How can you people stand the smell of that stuff?
Sith JJ
September 4, 2014 at 08:08
It’s heavenly. But I know it’s a personal preference thing.
Hammersteyn
September 3, 2014 at 16:09
Aptly name website btw. thisiswhyimbroke.com
Skyblue
September 3, 2014 at 16:12
There is just too much awesome there!
Hammersteyn
September 3, 2014 at 16:13
hehe
http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/penis-shaped-egg-mold
PERSONA 5!!!! (Umar)
September 3, 2014 at 16:27
Cell-shaded jeans!Wow so awesome
Hammersteyn
September 3, 2014 at 16:31
I want to save for this!
http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/sea-harrier-fighter-jet
Mike
September 3, 2014 at 16:37
http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/diesel-powered-mechwarrior
Get that and start mining for credits to buy the jet.
Fnuik
September 3, 2014 at 16:12
The font used in the articles are horrible! Much easier to read the comments than the actual articles.
Hammersteyn
September 3, 2014 at 16:14
They seem lighter than the comments. But I read it fine on a 21 inch screen.
Admiral Chief Assassin
September 3, 2014 at 17:13
BAH, 21inch, 23 for me! TIMES TWO
HvR
September 3, 2014 at 17:19
I see your 23″ times 2 and raise a third 16″
Mossel
September 4, 2014 at 07:33
I also have a 23″… LED computer monitor. But only one though. The guys at our design office are rolling with 27″ LED screens! Lekker tax geld.
WarframedSquirrel
September 3, 2014 at 16:30
Poor Sonic… but the guys as Cracked have a point…
Kensei Seraph
September 4, 2014 at 07:37
O_O
Right in the childhood…