Victory is assured, next week. As your next president or mayor or whatever, I’ll lead this nation to glorious new heights as I tighten my grip on such minor things such as free speech, human rights and the proliferation of Steven Seagal movies. Dissedents, usually the type who own websites that autoplay videos,will be the first to go. And with my military crack-squad formed, we’ll soon deal a devastating blow to the cocaine department that funds the production of Top Billing episodes.
Oh yes, mark my words as I grow a beard and don exo-skeleton armour after watching Elysium yet again: I’m jest gettin’ storted hey.
In Other News: Square Enix may have a game to watch out for, I’m really glad I won’t be at Gamescom, Overwatch rules and get classic with some Grandia this week.
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The PC version of Gears of War 4 sounds pretty special
Remake of Suda51 mystery The Silver Case gets first trailer
See things from Geralt’s perspective in The Witcher 3 first-person mod
Cossacks 3 gets September release date
Grandia 3 now available via the PlayStation Store
Overwatch conquers a weak June for UK games retail
Square Enix is making a JRPG for Apple Watch
Gamescom 2016 advance day tickets sold out
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Last Updated: July 25, 2016
VampyreSquirrel
July 25, 2016 at 16:06
Rain and Hail warnings over most of Gauteng. Be safe all!
Pariah
July 25, 2016 at 16:07
Insurance companies are preparing excuse letters as we speak.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
July 25, 2016 at 16:16
I will be 😛
Snowlock2.0
July 25, 2016 at 16:16
Yet in some places in Durban the cars are floating down the road.
VampyreSquirrel
July 25, 2016 at 16:19
I don’t hear about that, as I’m in Johannesburg, and not Durban.
I do hope all the people in snow areas and heavy rain areas are being safe too though. (I did say “Be safe all”)
Ottokie
July 25, 2016 at 16:12
“Square Enix may have a game to watch out for”
A good final fantasy game for once perhaps? xD
Pariah
July 25, 2016 at 16:13
It’s for the Apple Watch. Watch.
Ottokie
July 25, 2016 at 16:15
I saw 😛
Pariah
July 25, 2016 at 16:16
And you stopped there? No conquering?
Ottokie
July 25, 2016 at 16:17
Too frikken cold to conquer
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
July 25, 2016 at 16:14
HvR
July 25, 2016 at 19:04
LOL
When the he strips, yells “Team Power” and rubs his nipple, I was thinking that is Ottokie and then an unicorn pony popped unto the screen.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
July 26, 2016 at 08:04
Hahahahaha!