Let’s be honest here. As far as gaming has come in recent years to making ideas about playing as realistic humanoids who are less top-heavy and more interested in telling a good story, there’ll always be a Japanese studio leering around the corner, ready to throw something decidedly insane into that mix. And buddy, it doesn’t get more crazy than Senran Kagura series which has three new games on the way.
Before we get to the real meat of madness, a quick history lesson on the franchise:
Yep, if you dig getting slapped for not looking at ladies face to face, then you’ll love this franchise. Senran Kagura follows the adventures of a group of ninja high school girls, with wacky hijinks occurring that sees them regularly stripped down as they lose precious clothing during various battles. Nose bleeds may occur from hardcore fans.
Moving on, there’ll be new adventures in fan service out soon. Senran Kagura 2: Deep Crimson is a sequel to the 3DS side-scroller that’ll actually have two male characters in it when it releases on August 7, while Senran Kagura: Estival Versus which has something to do with being a PlayStation format tile and will be available on sony-branded platforms.
And then there’s Deka Mori: Senran Kagura, which is all about cooking, with “huge food servings”. WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE. Here’s the possibly not so safe for work video, due to the Baywatch level of jiggling that is present inside of it, for the game that Famitsu describes as a “hyper big-breasted cooking-rhythm game.”
I haven’t seen that much jiggling silicone since I got drunk in Beverly Hills and crashed a car into the back of a plastic surgery supply van. Naturally, I must have this game when it releases in late March. For you guessed it, research purposes.
Last Updated: January 9, 2014
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 9, 2014 at 14:35
Frodo loves dem ( . )( . ) in games
VampyricSquirrel Monk
January 9, 2014 at 14:36
So I wonder how many games like this Frodo has bought for “research” purposes
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 9, 2014 at 14:36
Heh, catchy tune!
Devourer of Small Bunnies
January 9, 2014 at 14:38
What the christmas christ is going on here??? 0.o
VampyricSquirrel Monk
January 9, 2014 at 14:41
Anime boobies… not much else
Unavengedavo
January 9, 2014 at 14:39
Regarding the header, I have watched… uh… heard about enough hentai to know where that is going…
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/azbg2qK_700b.jpg
RinceThis2014
January 9, 2014 at 14:47
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WINNER!
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
January 9, 2014 at 14:42
what the actual duck 0.o
Weanerdog
January 9, 2014 at 14:42
lol’d “My tags are over here you perves” That was very um interesting
Hammersteyn
January 9, 2014 at 14:43
So that’s how sushi is made
RinceThis2014
January 9, 2014 at 14:47
And here ladies and gentlemen is why the aliens are staying the fuck away from us.
Hammersteyn
January 9, 2014 at 14:48
I dunno, this seems like something aliens might release on the masses.
VampyricSquirrel Monk
January 9, 2014 at 14:49
The Japanese are aliens? That explains a lot…
TiMsTeR1033
January 9, 2014 at 15:21
They are a confused yet brilliant race
RinceThis2014
January 9, 2014 at 14:52
I can think of 2 things. 1. The aliens already ‘seeded’ planet earth and are horrified at what has become of their offspring. Or 2, the Japanese government knows something we don’t about the ‘tastes’ of the greys watching us 0-O
Hammersteyn
January 9, 2014 at 15:12
Well say for instance that aliens are tentacle creatures. Then it would all make perfect sense.
RinceThis2014
January 9, 2014 at 15:14
Well… Let me put it this way. I don’t really want to sleep with dolphins, dogs or any other species that aren’t human. If aliens were indeed watching, they would probably be ticking off the list of devious trans-species atrocities taking place in Japan!
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
January 9, 2014 at 15:15
http://www.slamonlineph.com/wp-content/uploads/9cef162d_history-channel-alien-guy-meme-generator-aliens-98f63b.jpeg
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 9, 2014 at 15:41
Option 1.
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 9, 2014 at 14:56
LOOOOOOL
Kromas
January 9, 2014 at 15:03
Not necessarily. Have you seen Paul?
Kensei Seraph
January 9, 2014 at 15:07
I kinda want to watch the anime based on the game in that trailer… I blame the music.
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
January 9, 2014 at 15:07
Let me just throw the following at you all… DAY ONE PURCHASE!
Hammersteyn
January 9, 2014 at 15:12
Hahaha, yeah why not. Luckily I can take the Vita somewhere so that I can research in private.
TiMsTeR1033
January 9, 2014 at 15:21
Research I believe you!
Umar Appreciates Nier
January 9, 2014 at 15:25
This was not the Senren Kagura game I wanted 🙁
Sageville
January 9, 2014 at 15:25
What did I just read?
Unavengedavo
January 9, 2014 at 15:52
This game makes about as much sense as this…
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/ajr1BV1_460sa.gif
Sageville
January 9, 2014 at 16:18
Totally, why only one knee strap! Crazy
Gregory Opera
April 13, 2014 at 10:59
Yeah, but like the other “Senran Kagura” games for the PlayStation Vita, this will not see a Western release… Nor does it feature English subtitles.
Fail.