During his long career, the Batman has faced impossible odds. Being buried alive, a broken back, various death-traps and super-powered foes. But today, the Dark Knight faces his greatest challenge yet: Dark Souls 2.
Batman is back, and ready to play some games on his day off, Robin be damned if he’s dying in a Gotham gang war! It’s the caped crusader versus the wrath of From Software and Bandai Namco Bandai Namco! Only one will survive!
Dark Souls 2 is out today, on PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360, right next to the section that sells rage-calming tablets.
Last Updated: March 14, 2014
Her Highness the Hipster
March 14, 2014 at 11:13
“I’m dead like my parents”
best. line. ever!
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 14, 2014 at 11:22
SPOILER ALERT. Damn it.
Her Highness the Hipster
March 14, 2014 at 11:28
oh. sorry. batman’s parents die. and you’ll die in dark souls. damn – everything spoiled! 😛
General JJ the Fett
March 14, 2014 at 11:34
No!!!!
Geez. That’s almost as bad as the ending for the Dark Knight Rises.
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 14, 2014 at 11:35
Yes. It’s all spoiled. And you did it. You’re a mean spoiler!
Marc
March 14, 2014 at 11:13
Hahaha you’re “special”…
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
March 14, 2014 at 11:26
Exactly the right word.
Hammersteyn
March 14, 2014 at 11:14
He has the entire WIIU library of games!
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 14, 2014 at 11:22
oooooooo I can’t wait to get home & watch this.
RinceIsIngwer
March 14, 2014 at 12:00
It is pure class 😉
Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)
March 14, 2014 at 11:29
Wait, I call fake at 1:39!!! Everyone knows you can’t pause Dark Souls O_o
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
March 14, 2014 at 11:38
Batman can pause anything.
Admiral Chief of comments
March 14, 2014 at 11:39
Because why? BECAUSE HE’S BATMAN!!!!
Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)
March 14, 2014 at 11:53
But if he truly is Batman, then why did he die in the game?
General JJ the Fett
March 14, 2014 at 11:55
Wait, what?
Admiral Chief of comments
March 14, 2014 at 11:56
Reincarnated as this?
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/amXp6RV_700b.jpg
General JJ the Fett
March 14, 2014 at 11:57
I’d prefer to just have good ol’ Terry Mcginnis
Admiral Chief of comments
March 14, 2014 at 12:02
Loved that series!
General JJ the Fett
March 14, 2014 at 12:03
Me too man. Absolutely loved it. Glad to see someone knew who I was talking about.
Admiral Chief of comments
March 14, 2014 at 12:05
Hehehe
*to
And yes, man, still watching that series, loved the cloak and new tech!
General JJ the Fett
March 14, 2014 at 12:06
Recently re-watched the entire series. None of the other animated series I’ve got now seems appealing after that.
Admiral Chief of comments
March 14, 2014 at 12:08
The only thing I have against it is that McGinnis is a bit dof when fighting sometimes, he gets hit too much
General JJ the Fett
March 14, 2014 at 12:10
True. But he’s no Bruce Wayne. I like that he’s a bit reckless. It’s not very Batman-ish. I know. But that’s why Bruce is there to guide him.
Admiral Chief of comments
March 14, 2014 at 12:15
I guess I just hold Batman to a very high standard
General JJ the Fett
March 14, 2014 at 12:18
Which is why (I know we’ve spoken about this before, but I just have to leave this here) I didn’t like the Dark Knight Rises.
Admiral Chief of comments
March 14, 2014 at 12:44
Yeah, TDKR was not nearly as good as TDK
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
March 14, 2014 at 12:55
I always preferred BASF.
http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1372752375_TDK%20cassette%20tape.jpg
Admiral Chief of comments
March 14, 2014 at 12:59
Indeed, much higher quality
Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)
March 14, 2014 at 12:14
Lol, some one on 9gag had the same thought as you did O_o
http://9gag.com/gag/av0dz0Z
General JJ the Fett
March 14, 2014 at 12:17
I’ve actually seen that pic before. It’s a fan art piece. I’d raise you with another one. But I can’t find it now. I have so many.
Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)
March 14, 2014 at 11:59
There are people that have a different theory O_o
http://static.squarespace.com/static/51b3dc8ee4b051b96ceb10de/t/52b327c4e4b02087762cb412/1387472840179/it_s_simple__we_kill_the_doctor___no_wait__batman__by_nebezial-d6yi2xh%20(1).jpg
Anon A Mouse
March 14, 2014 at 12:15
“It’s bigger on the inside” ~ That’s what she said…
General JJ the Fett
March 14, 2014 at 11:34
I hate it so much that my work has not blocked YouTube.
Time to use my phone then…
Admiral Chief of comments
March 14, 2014 at 11:36
Has not or has?
General JJ the Fett
March 14, 2014 at 11:37
Has now*
Sorry.
Thanks.
Anon A Mouse
March 14, 2014 at 11:45
I just hope they’ve improved the cover art a bit before they shipped it.
RinceIsIngwer
March 14, 2014 at 11:59
HAHAHAHAHA!
Gareth L (That Guy)
March 14, 2014 at 19:10
Note to self: Only watch these at home from now on. It’s impossible to keep a straight face watching these “Batman reviews” episodes. The moment that Batman’s phone rings… that ringtone mixed with his frustration and annoyance… oh my word I snorted so loudly.
Darryn, you never fail to kill it! Brilliant.