I’m not gonna lie… I’m beyond tired! In fact, I don’t think this is me typing – it’s merely my fingers flying across the keyboard mindlessly.
Where was I again? Oh yes, Gamescom! Alessandro and I saw and did EVEN MORE yesterday, day 2 (which is technically 4, but whatever), and we will share all this news with you in the near future.
For now though, you can watch us ramble like a bunch of homeless cabbages, because our brain power has reached a record low (more so than normal).
Want to know something interesting? I wrote this before the video above was even filmed! Why though? Well, Alessandro is out being wined and dined, and I’m just here, all alone, fighting the urge to go and sleep forever and ever.
STOP SHOUTING MY NAME YOU STUPID COMFORTABLE LOOKING BED! DON’T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE TO CUT OFF YOUR AIR SUPPLY WITH A SOFT PILLOW WHICH JUST SO HAPPENS TO CONVENIENTLY DOUBLE AS THE PERFECT RESTING PLACE FOR MY VERY TIRED NOGGIN. I’LL DO IT, I SWEAR!
Sorry about that, I lost myself for a second. What was I saying? Oh yes – Alessandro is probably out eating a nice juicy steak. Meanwhile, all I have to keep my stomach satisfied is a careful selection of sugared goods – the ideal thing to get a heart racing to over 9000bpm. I AM SO HEALTHY!
Ok I’m done talking rubbish. Watch the video won’t you? Also, tell my family I love them and that I haven’t gone crazy.
No on second thought, don’t do that… lying is bad. Rather tell them that I’m suffering a severe case of Gamescom. I’m happy, I really am, I just also happen to have the side effect of complete exhaustion.
I can’t wait to get a full night of rest, which won’t happen until Sunday probably. That’s… THAT’S SO FAR AWAY OMG I’M GONNA DIE!
UPDATE: Holy crap, look at how entertaining we are! We give sloths and watching paint dry some pretty stiff competition!
Last Updated: August 7, 2015
RinceThis
August 7, 2015 at 13:05
Um… No vid? But at least you shared with us… width=”820? height=”461? I’m assuming those are in picometers?
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 7, 2015 at 13:11
tee hee
Hammersteyn
August 7, 2015 at 13:12
Well he did write the article before the video was filmed O_o
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 7, 2015 at 13:12
Best video I’ve seen all day!
RinceThis
August 7, 2015 at 13:15
I agree! It’s so frigging deep! Well, wider actually, not that deep…
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 7, 2015 at 13:16
I was so looking forward to being treated by actual footage of Sandy’s feet too. That header image is such a tease!
RinceThis
August 7, 2015 at 13:19
http://subversify.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/49157-george-takei-oh-my-gif-e64l.gif
RinceThis
August 7, 2015 at 13:20
Umm… What is on the bedside table next to Sandy?
Hammersteyn
August 7, 2015 at 13:30
Also there’s a black back in between them… I hope they smuggle something good
DragonSpirit009
August 7, 2015 at 13:55
Well that picture reminds me of a lot of pain at a time!
RinceThis
August 7, 2015 at 13:26
Listening to this is putting me to sleep 0_O
Hammersteyn
August 7, 2015 at 13:27
Now you know how Matty feels?
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 7, 2015 at 13:27
Pot, meet kettle.
RinceThis
August 7, 2015 at 13:29
Look, no matter how often you introduce them, they are not suited together! Just accept that and move one! Such a meddler you…
Dutch Matrix
August 7, 2015 at 13:30
But if we move one, do we need to move the other also?
Dutch Matrix
August 7, 2015 at 13:28
No. Just put your shoes back on.
Hammersteyn
August 7, 2015 at 13:28
And behind the camera you’ll see this happening…
http://i.imgur.com/mGoVqsR.gif
RinceThis
August 7, 2015 at 13:30
HAHAHAHAH!
Dutch Matrix
August 7, 2015 at 13:30
Drugging girls is illegal! Damnnit!
Hammersteyn
August 7, 2015 at 13:31
Even in Germany?
Dutch Matrix
August 7, 2015 at 13:32
Whatever country those two are in. Hell, it’s even illegal in a moustachioed South American Drug Lord’s house.
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 7, 2015 at 13:32
It’s only legal in BillCosbyland.
Dutch Matrix
August 7, 2015 at 13:32
But Dr Huxtable was such a loving guy!
Hammersteyn
August 7, 2015 at 13:33
Apparently he had too much love to give.
Dutch Matrix
August 7, 2015 at 13:34
So I guess Queen was right. Too much love will kill you. Or your career at least.
Hammersteyn
August 7, 2015 at 13:33
His popularity has shot through the roofie.
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 7, 2015 at 13:30
Doesn’t really fit the soundtrack. :/
Hammersteyn
August 7, 2015 at 13:31
They make their own music
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 7, 2015 at 13:31
Don’t see how, they’re both complaining about how tired they are. Wait… O_o
Hammersteyn
August 7, 2015 at 13:32
BINGO!
RinceThis
August 7, 2015 at 13:37
DING!