Expect to see a XXL HUMAN CENTIPEDE in the third film

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There are some films that you should never take a first date to. And that’s something I learnt the hard way when I bought tickets for The Human Centipede, thinking that I was going to go see a cool nature documentary. The first movie starring the awesomely-named Dieter Laser was pretty gross. The second, even worse.

And the third? Well, not that gross actually according to its crew. But one that still features a terrible final creation.

Human Centipede 3

The first official image above comes from Entertainment Weekly, which also obtained a quote from writer/director Tom Six:

THC Part 3 will be totally different from Parts 1 and 2 and certainly not as gross. But it will be the most controversial one politically-wise. It will have a lot of self-mockery and will be the most darkly comical of the three. Parts 1 and 2 have a very European feel. Part 3 is very American with the highest budget, a big movie score, widescreen, and an XXL human centipede. It’s set in an American maximum security prison in the middle of the desert. Plot-wise I won’t share details yet but if you let your imagination run wild you might get ideas.

Well, someone is bound to get a tad congested with all that “food” passing through him. Or this is going to be one hell of a long Human Centipede, as Sixx has revealed in previous interviews that he wanted to make a 500 person abomination. The film also stars Eric Roberts as “an a–hole governor,” who gets to cut loose on his dark side. The Human Centipede 3 is out later this year. You might want to bring a chunder-bucket with you for it.

Last Updated: March 5, 2014

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