As has been thoroughly and scientifically proven over the last few years, there really is nothing that Chuck Norris can’t do. Now according to an interview he has done with Polish magazine Gazeta, he/his beard has even managed to scare all the naughty words out of a script.
“In Expendables 2, there was a lot of vulgar dialogue in the screenplay. For this reason, many young people wouldn’t be able to watch this. But I don’t play in movies like this. Due to that I said I won’t be a part of that if the hardcore language is not erased. Producers accepted my conditions and the movie will be classified in the category of PG-13.”
Clearly those producers are familiar with his many feats of strength. I’d like to believe that when he gave them those conditions, they didn’t agree to it so much as he wrote the conditions on the sole of his right boot, and just roundhouse kicked it into their forebrains.
Sylvester Stallone has spoken to Harry over at AICN to confirm the rating:
“Harry, the film is fantastic with Van Damme turning in an inspired performance… Our final battle is one for the ages. The PG13 rumor is true, but before your readers pass judgement, trust me when I say this film is LARGE in every way and delivers on every level. This movie touches on many emotions which we want to share with the broadest audience possible, BUT, fear not, this Barbeque of Grand scale Ass Bashing will not leave anyone hungry…Sly”
There will already be more collective testosterone on screen than has probably ever been seen in human history, so personally I”m not too fazed having no Monkey Flapping swearwords in the Mountain Flying movie.
Last Updated: January 19, 2012