We’re off to Sexpo tomorrow to bring you all the latest and greatest gaming… hang on, how does any of this make sense? Oh right, we’re there to be judges at the cosplay competition! If you happen to be at the expo, don’t be shy, come say hi!
Best Stories
No more delays–The Last Guardian has gone gold
Bobby Kotick just casually announced an Overwatch Pro League
Two independent developers got engaged through Destiny
Blizzard have started teasing the next expansion for Hearthstone
The latest Humble Bundle is filled with gaming gems
Nintendo introduces The Splatoon Showdown Series
Win one of two R500 vouchers to spend on the Steam Halloween sale with Evopoints
Worst Stories
The Nintendo Switch isn’t backwards compatible with physical Wii U and 3DS games
A retailer is charging consumers to try out PlayStation VR in store
Going free-to-play wasn’t enough to save Evolve
PSA: Downloading community creations could corrupt your WWE2k17 saves
Fewer than 100 000 copies of Street Fighter V sold in the last 6 months
Random Stories
One Destiny player has managed to solo the Aksis raid-boss fight
How to upload your face into WWE 2K17
Bethesda will no longer send out early review copies
Nintendo expects to ship a conservative 2 million Switch units at launch
Something Sombra related is supposedly happening on November 1
Editorials, Previews, and Reviews this Week
Titanfall 2 Review Round-Up
Here’s what critics think of World of Final Fantasy
Batman: Return to Arkham Review – Arkham Pity
Civilization VI review – vincit qui patitur
Here’s what critics think of Civilization VI
Batman The Telltale Series – Episode 3: New World Order Review
Farming Simulator 17 review
Battlefield 1 Review – Verdun and dusted
Is Darryn Batman Forever?
You’re goddam right!
Nite Owl of the Week
What’s this? A wild banana Jim is Nite Owl this week? Well played good sir!
Header of the Week
Such Photoshop. Very Freddy got fingered. Wow! Good job Darryn.
Kyle also deserves a special mention for his header on Blizzard not announcing vanilla servers at BlizzCon. 10/10 did lol!
Most Comments
Bethesda isn’t sending out early review copies anymore? That got you all talking – that article garnered a very healthy 87 comments.
Comment of the Week
For me, the only critic I will listen to, is my son. The Skylander obsessed 8 year old. His verdict on the game was, this is the best game he has ever played. So, I will be getting this. The demo sealed the deal for me, and I cannot wait till Friday.
Hey Dawid Eduard Roestorf, nothing wrong with that. Children are a lot more light-hearted, and I think we’d all (as in, every adult in existence) be a lot happier if we followed their mantra. Happy World of Final Fantasy day – I hope you and your son enjoy it!
Bonus Premium Content
Aldo Jones never ceases to amaze me with his tomfoolery:
These predications for Blizzcon next week are legit!
PREGANANANT?
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Last Updated: October 28, 2016
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
October 28, 2016 at 12:36
Darryn is Batman! Nice one Dawid, I also listen to my child… inner child…. inner alcholic, obese, procrastinating child
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4c10d1f57b58e5f278129384401fce9e89b7d483e3dc4bf000232a73264cde7c.jpg
Pariah ???
October 28, 2016 at 12:39
That’s terrible and you should be ashamed.
Get a real artist who knows grammar to put that together.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
October 28, 2016 at 12:45
Time was short, had to find something quick. Will do better next week. After watching the PREGANANANT video I feel a lot better about my spelling and grammar.
Pariah ???
October 28, 2016 at 12:46
I think an aborted fetus would have better grammar. So yeah you’re fine. 😀
Matthew Figueira
October 28, 2016 at 12:44
xD
Ottokie
October 28, 2016 at 12:38
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Pariah ???
October 28, 2016 at 12:42
Pertinent question: why do comic artists love capes so much?
Ottokie
October 28, 2016 at 12:44
I am walking into a pun aint I
Pariah ???
October 28, 2016 at 12:44
No. It was a genuine question.
Ottokie
October 28, 2016 at 12:45
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nqtd6i3dRAA/hqdefault.jpg
Pariah ???
October 28, 2016 at 12:45
SEE?! SHE GETS IT!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
October 28, 2016 at 12:49
Because superheroes prevents capers or capture those responsible?
Pariah ???
October 28, 2016 at 12:50
Capers are delicious. You take that back!
Andre Fourie
October 28, 2016 at 12:50
Or undies outside the bodysuit???????
Pariah ???
October 28, 2016 at 12:54
Well that was because of wrestling at the time.
Geoffrey Tim
October 28, 2016 at 12:46
Dammit, I think I’m PREGANANANT.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
October 28, 2016 at 12:46
@Admiral_Chief:disqus should not watch that video, his head will implode
Lord Chaos
October 28, 2016 at 13:28
I will disguise the URL and send it too him. When he realizes it will already be too late.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
October 28, 2016 at 13:44
Bwahahaha
Ottokie
October 28, 2016 at 12:49
Had a good laugh at 55 seconds in the vid xD
HvR
October 28, 2016 at 13:02
WTF are starch marks …. nevermind do not want to know
Ottokie
October 28, 2016 at 13:03
xD
miaau
October 28, 2016 at 13:22
Starch MASKS, fer crying in a bucket. Masks, they actually wrote masks. HOW?
miaau
October 28, 2016 at 12:59
Why, when did you fall?
HvR
October 28, 2016 at 13:04
Was your circle normal?
VampyreSquirrel
October 28, 2016 at 12:46
I may or may not be at Sexpo, but I might just avoid you Lazzy people if I am there 😛
Pariah ???
October 28, 2016 at 12:47
How you do spot a lazzy gamer at sexpo?
It’s flacid.
Pariah ???
October 28, 2016 at 12:48
Lezzure suit Lazzy.
Darryn.
Make it happen.
Raptor Rants
October 28, 2016 at 14:43
Preganananananananananananan BATMAN