In Other News – 13 August 2014

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I’ve got to be honest guys. The press conferences this year…sucked. Nothing new really shown off, barring some indie games. But nothing really new for the big boys. No Batman, no Destiny details that we didn’t know about, no Call Of Duty that we haven’t seen before. Did I mention that there wasn’t enough Batman? I’m like, totes disappointed. Totes you guys.

In Other News: For the Mork, The Crew beta races onto console soon, Meta Knight is metal, trolls we can get behind and Forza Horizon 2 blurs that curvature of online and solo play.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy trying to convince Valve to make Half-Life Episode 3 a Wii U exclusive.


Robin Williams will live on in World Of Warcraft
The Crew console beta for Xbox 360 version confirmed
Killer Instinct season 2 offers eight new characters
New Titanfall DLC revealed
This Super Smash Bros 3DS XL is droolworthy
Open world skiing game Snow drifting to PS4 and Oculus Rift
Abandon all hope, Meta Knight is back in Super Smash Bros
Minecraft enters final testing before PlayStation 4 debut


Digital Foundry vs Diablo 3 –  Performance analysis
World of Warcraft has new trolls and they look great
See how Forza Horizon 2’s multiplayer blurs the line between online and solo
Night Trap creators defend sloppy Kickstarter – Sorta


Space Hulk Ascension – Debut trailer
Blackguards 2 – Debut teaser
Randal’s Monday – Jeff Anderson trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Michael Bay will hand Transformers over to another director
The Guest trailer
Midweek Mouth-Off – Remembering Robin Williams
This two-night stand trailer will have you cooling off in the snow
DC developing two seperate Aquaman feature film scripts
Arnold turns to dark drama in the zombie-themed Maggie
Is it time for a second close-up with Zoolander 2?

Model: Giorgia

Last Updated: August 13, 2014

Darryn Bonthuys

Something wrong gentlemen? You come here prepared to read the words of a madman, and instead found a lunatic obsessed with comics, Batman and Raul Julia’s M Bison performance in the 1994 Street Fighter movie? Fine! Keep your bio! In fact, now might be a good time to pray to it!

  • Mossel

    Female character armor.

    • Sith JJ

      Seems legit.

    • Sith JJ

      On the plus side, at least she’s protected from arrows to the knee. I hear once that happens you can no longer be an adventurer.

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      I’ve always wondered why female armour is a cross between lingerie & a chastity belt.

      • HvR – Still dislikes Random.or

        Probably why all the males in the realm are so frustrated and angry.

      • Unavengedavo

        So no one can fuck with them?

      • Brian Murphy

        Pretty simple actually, men’s eyes naturally….drift to certain places, so obviously their aim is skewed everytime they see the female form. Seriously cuts down on armor costs, repair, and upkeep.

    • Sk3tz0

      The Reason that Adventurer took an arrow to the knee.. He shot himself while looking at her BEWBS!!!

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      And that is why I support our game devs in creating revealing female armour. NEVER CHANGE GAME DEVS! DON’T FALL FOR THE FEMINIST AGENDA!! REVEALING ARMOUR GETS A THUMBS UP FROM THE BANANA!

  • Hammersteyn

    I almost thought her website came with a $19.95 for three months option when I opened it.No such luck 🙁

    • Sith JJ

      No, but I hear you can become a millionaire within a year if you click on buttons on websites. (don’t say it too loud though, I think it’s supposed to be a secret)

      • Mark Treloar

        But remember your first check must be spent on a BMW and you have to tell everyone how you did it in broken English.

        • Sith JJ

          Of course. That’s how you spread success.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            What’s that joke about the secret to success? Something along the lines of telling everyone you know what it is & then selling it to them.

          • Sith JJ

            Exactly. Like a published author telling other authors how to make it through self-publishing.

      • Moderator here! Where?! WHERE!?

  • Dutch Matrix

    Dear Darryn
    You are the best thing to happen to gaming journalism.

    • Sith JJ

      Do you need the rest of us to stand back and give you two some privacy?

      • Dutch Matrix

        I just said he was the best thing to happen to gaming journalism! Did not ask him to have my babies or something! (now look at what you made me say! I hate you! 🙂 )

        • Sith JJ


        • Unavengedavo

          Well darryn did mention something about wearing his batcowl today. Strangely he didn’t mention wearing anything else though O_o

    • Awww, thanks. Also, you better say that. I’m a games journalist. (F5)

  • Admiral Chief Beta Tester


  • HvR – Still dislikes Random.or

    Quick somebody is going to need to hose down Rince after this ION

    • Dutch Matrix

      I had the most awesome retort to this, but alas, this is a family site…

      • HvR – Still dislikes Random.or

        Between Umar, Avo and the rest of us miscreants I think Lazygamer lost its PG tag in the comment section long time ago.

        • Dutch Matrix

          In that case, I think Rince may have spontaneously “hosed himself” when he saw that pic.

        • Unavengedavo

          Wait, do you mean to say they had a PG rating to begin with? O_o

    • Damn straight! Dat RED!

      • HvR – Still dislikes Random.or

        So Rince Stamp of Approval? (refresh)

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    Thank god for that cleavage! Imagine how vulnerable she’d be to bullets otherwise.

    • HvR – Still dislikes Random.or

      Best type of body armor, known to cause friendly fire incidents on the enemy side.

    • Dutch Matrix

      Yup. “But Sir! Look at her. I mean REALLY LOOK! I cannot take pot shots at that!” heard from enemy combatants.

  • Sk3tz0


  • Ryanza

    Witcher 3 gamescom game play

  • HvR – Still dislikes Random.or

    In other news the guys who brought us “let me create a gui in visual basic to track the killer’s IP” is making a whole SERIES of a CSI team investigating cyber crime. Called CSI: Cyber they investigate the 96% of the internet nobody knows about called the “deep web” where all the tech savvy psychopaths operate.

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