By the unholy frigid snowballs of Frosty the Snowman, it is cold today. Obviously, someone is to blame here, and I plan to get to the bottom of this! As I bummed R10 off of Matty while he was tinkering with the C.O.B.R.A weather dominator device that he picked up in a yard sale, I jetted off around the world on the Lazygamer company jet, investigating Rio De Janeiro, Jamaica and Thailand.
My results were damning: Those countries definitely were warmer than South Africa right now. That R23.5 million worth of taxpayer money, well spent.
In Other News: Final Fantasy is the main event, Deadpool lives again, HACK THE PLANET and it’s time to sling some luck.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy laughing at Gavin’s lack of Strange Coins in Destiny.
Facepunch Studios is adding female models to Rust
Oculus acquires 3D hand-sensing tech company
Final Fantasy 15 will be on show at gamescom 2015
Activision’s Deadpool game reemerges on Steam
Mario, Luigi, and Wario invade the Tour de France
Neverending Nightmares dev Kickstarts Devastated Dreams
If nothing else, I want to hear Tron: Escape’s soundtrack
Hacknet is a hacking game with "real hacking"
Luckslinger is a cowboy hip hop game
Uncharted 4 pushes PS4 tech to the next level
Guild overcomes World of Warcraft’s hardest raid yet after 472 tries
The Hearthstone hand that stops your opponent from playing a turn
What’s on at The Movies
Blood is thicker than water in this new trailer for LEGEND
New mutants and a new kind of villain in these pictures for X-MEN: APOCALYPSE
Movies out Today: 17 July 2015
Disney developing a live-action ALADDIN prequel called GENIES
Matt Ryan’s CONSTANTINE could still guest star on ARROW
Top List Thursday – 10 Actors who should join the Marvel Cinematic Universe
Stephen Amell talks Casey Jones’ origin in TMNT 2
Last Updated: July 17, 2015