It's not about the car you drive in this trailer for Fast & Furious parody SUPERFAST!

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Dear world, I know you’re a vindictive sort and like to do things just to see my blood boil, but can you please stop giving Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg money to make movies? And I use the term “movies” very liberally there, as their features, like Meet The Spartans and The Starving Games, are closer to lobotomies than the parody comedies they claim to be. And yet, they keep churning out these horrifically unfunny braincell killers.

The latest salvo in their assault on humanity’s collective IQ is Superfast!, a rip-off of the Fast and Furious movies that looks so bad that… that… Damn, I can’t think of a single pithy one-liner or catchy metaphor to describe how bad it is. I think the parts of my brain responsible for snark has already died a vicious death after I watched this first trailer to the movie. And now you should too, because I’m not going full retard on my own.

Undercover cop Lucas White joins Vin Serento’s LA gang of illegal street racers. They are fast and they are furious and they plan to double cross LA crime kingpin Juan Carlos de la Sol who hides his cash in a downtown Taco Bell. The gangs outrageous plan is as daring as it is ridiculous and will see them towing the whole damn restaurant, at crazy speeds.

Superfast! is scheduled for release on April 3, 2015. If you give these people your money to watch it in the cinemas, we can’t be friends.

Last Updated: March 3, 2015

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