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Please kill me now, they forced me to post this trailer for ONE DIRECTION: THIS IS US

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One Direction (2)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!

One Direction – Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson – were discovered by Simon Cowell on the U.K.’s “The X Factor” in 2010. The band quickly gained a following to become one of the competition’s all-time most popular acts, finishing in the final three and garnering a gigantic and loyal fanbase along the way. In March 2012, One Direction’s debut album, “Up All Night,” made U.S. history, as it was the first time a U.K. group’s debut album entered the U.S. Billboard 200 chart at No. 1. The band has sold over 13 million records worldwide. In November 2012, One Direction released their sophomore album, “Take Me Home,” which includes the hit “Live While We’re Young.”

There’s…blood everywhere. The signs were right in front of us. The end of the world is nigh. The ancient ones from beyond the deep of our history have come, and they shall be known as One Direction. They may be related to Kanye West’s two-direction named child. Morgan “Super-size Me” Spurlock was but the first to fall before their harmonic might.

The pain…is too great. I have no other choice but to end it all…

P.S.: One Direction: This is Me will be terrorizing audiences and ushering in a new dark age for our species in August. May your various gods have mercy on your soul.

BANG!

Last Updated: June 26, 2013

10 Comments

  1. OminousRain

    June 26, 2013 at 09:52

    haha, so funny

    Reply

  2. TiMsTeR1033

    June 26, 2013 at 10:01

    you should be shot….

    Reply

  3. Lardus

    June 26, 2013 at 10:03

    Great weakness I sense in you young Padawan. Disappointed in you a lot I am.

    Reply

  4. Admiral Chief Groot Wors

    June 26, 2013 at 10:14

    Thats it!

    I’m done with themovies.co.za !!!!

    Finish

    klaar

    Finnito

    fertig

    Good bye

    Reply

  5. James Francis

    June 26, 2013 at 10:24

    Darryn’s just peeved because they declined his application to join. Also they rejected his name suggestion: Going Down Is A Direction

    Reply

    • RinceTheWhiskyWithIce

      June 26, 2013 at 10:31

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

      Reply

  6. RinceTheWhiskyWithIce

    June 26, 2013 at 10:31

    Darryn, there is nothing in the known universe that should be able to make you post on this THING!

    Reply

  7. HvR

    June 26, 2013 at 10:32

    *Points and laughs at Darryn
    *Sign petition to send Darryn to interview One Direction at on of their concerts

    I didn’t watch the trailer.

    Reply

    • RinceTheWhiskyWithIce

      June 26, 2013 at 10:32

      I didn’t either. But love the idea of sending him to meet and greet all the’boys’. I put boys in ” as I am pretty sure not one of those chops have a… chop…

      Reply

    • James Francis

      June 26, 2013 at 11:15

      I think he should follow them on tour.

      Reply

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