AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!
One Direction – Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson – were discovered by Simon Cowell on the U.K.’s “The X Factor” in 2010. The band quickly gained a following to become one of the competition’s all-time most popular acts, finishing in the final three and garnering a gigantic and loyal fanbase along the way. In March 2012, One Direction’s debut album, “Up All Night,” made U.S. history, as it was the first time a U.K. group’s debut album entered the U.S. Billboard 200 chart at No. 1. The band has sold over 13 million records worldwide. In November 2012, One Direction released their sophomore album, “Take Me Home,” which includes the hit “Live While We’re Young.”
There’s…blood everywhere. The signs were right in front of us. The end of the world is nigh. The ancient ones from beyond the deep of our history have come, and they shall be known as One Direction. They may be related to Kanye West’s two-direction named child. Morgan “Super-size Me” Spurlock was but the first to fall before their harmonic might.
The pain…is too great. I have no other choice but to end it all…
P.S.: One Direction: This is Me will be terrorizing audiences and ushering in a new dark age for our species in August. May your various gods have mercy on your soul.
Last Updated: June 26, 2013