There are many things that Machete doesn’t do. He don’t text, he don’t tweet, and he definitely don’t rein in his more explosive tendencies (often times at the cost of some poor sap’s intestines). And with all that crazy machismo just flying off the screen, a normal two dimensional trailer just won’t cut it.
So in true totally gratuitous and excessive Machete form, a new 3D trailer has been released for Machete Kills that simply blows away all the others with fireballs and blood splatter!
Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.
How’s that for a trailer?! Yes, it’s the exact same one we’ve seen previously just with gimmicky effects, but honestly, you couldn’t have picked a better match for that kind of crazy off the wall visual than Machete Kills. Subtle, it definitely is not.
Machete Kills will be slicing up international cinemas on October 11, 2013, while there’s no local release date set yet.
Last Updated: October 3, 2013