This lightsaber instructional video will ruin Star Wars for you

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I won’t mince words here, there’s a lot to hate about Star Wars. From Ewoks to catching Darth Sidious as he steps out of the shower, not everything in the franchise is pure gold.

But one aspect that never fails to impress are lightsabers. They’re laser swords, they’re awesome and they are a class of weapon that symbolise nobility, elegance and not taking crap from a dirty butt-faced alien in any hive of scum and villainy.

Of course, some training is needed to master them, and it’s this very instructional video for said training that may do the unthinkable, and ruin the myth of lightsabers completely.

I can’t stop picturing this as one of those classic Goofy dog instructional videos that Disney used to make.

Last Updated: March 20, 2012

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